uj_sizzle: Some neighbours will begin to shout 'blood of Jesus, Holy Ghost fire the devil'

Some will pull out their hunting rifles

Others will ring the police.

I wonder how she will even see you through the window. Shey she go tear the mosquito net ni?

Ring which police? Police number dey go? Who get credit to waste on police?

There is nothing a simple "ogbeni, ko oshi e kuro bi" cannot solve. If the lover boy no hear, na the sound of bottle breaking for in head he go hear. . . Truss me.

deejay_harry1: hmmm.. diss serenade abi throw grenade .. all get d NADE THEIR...


still on still i stand with my FACT... na pipple wey don chop bellefull get time for all dis debris...


meet with a gal, take ur time and toast her, take her out then shoppin ..

if u can afford dubai, much better...

then bam THE ROMANCE IS THEIR..

abi after romeo serenade abi segregate juliet, both of them no later DIE??

Wu Zetian: A woman has to be worthy of marriage too??!

AH! It is really a serious matter. Abeg na who know where I fit purchase this kain brain wey dey measure worthiness and detect what woman gets what?

If you cannot cook, you can't be serenaded. If you cannot fvck wella, no mention serenade oo, if you cannot clean house, If I hear sere...

Where is my pen and paper, I am learning something today.

elrony:

Oh' dis is so l'omantic....and she understands the teary feeling raging within the d trouser singing "wa gba kondo ' o"..

xynerise: Nigerian girls wey u go dey serenade for them go dey ping

Abeg na stress jor

Wu Zetian:


LOL, what if you don't have the money for shopping or Dubai?

Danhumprey: Lol....... He and Ogugua like posting epistles!

sexkillz: The more I think about a Lagos boy senerading a Lagos girl, the more laugh dey catch me.

C'est moi:
I've witnessed one before though it wasn't the guy who did it(he was not around),he paid a student guitarist to play the guitar and sing for his girlfriend around 6am infront of her doorstep on her birthday.It was so sweet.Only few naija guys can do such.

elrony:


HehehheHe wetin D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ worry u na??
Lwtmb ....

Abeg, make una no vex. I'm still trying to understand. ok if you wan serenade at all, make e be daytime. Crowd go still gather and just pray the girl isn't too embarassed to deny you. . . E go dey somehow to serenade for road or street or girl house, make she do face like say she no no you.

C'est moi:
I've witnessed one before though it wasn't the guy who did it(he was not around),he paid a student guitarist to play the guitar and sing for his girlfriend around 6am infront of her doorstep.It was so sweet.Only few naija guys can do such.

screenagerjoe: ewu....

ogugua88:

@Jamie, i na nu? Lol.

That is romantic.

I can bet my iphone charger that this happened in a hostel. . .

ogugua88:

@Jamie, i na nu? Lol.

That is romantic.

sexkillz: Abeg, make una no vex. I'm still trying to understand. ok if you wan serenade at all, make e be daytime. Crowd go still gather and just pray the girl isn't too embarassed to deny you. . . E go dey somehow to serenade for road or street or girl house, make she do face like say she no no you.

xynerise:
Fear no go let Sexkillz try am. E mind go be say the guiterist go snatch you from him

He rather plays talking drum

xynerise:
Fear no go let Sexkillz try am. E mind go be say the guiterist go snatch you from him

He rather plays talking drum

Hehe. Atleast Lagos people dey used to talking drum. . . The crowd will join in dancing.

elrony:

No...sekillz go hire raskimono go serenade ogugua!!!

sexkillz: Hehe. Atleast Lagos people dey used to talking drum. . . The crowd will join in dancing.

elrony:

That guy na John ...he died weeks later due to cardiovascular infraction after he caught d gurl cheating on him with d guitarist,who happens to be her student fellowship choir master !!

sexkillz: I can bet my iphone charger that this happened in a hostel. . .