thareta: Awwww sweet. Especially wit a barritone voice nice smile plus dimples too ohh ma gosh
*slips into wonder land*

lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...

lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...

slap1: Serenade her with your bank account.

ogugua88:

The same brain that is used to measure a woman's worthiness of marriage. Duh.

saved: :-- Thank you ma. God bless you for saying the truth. You 've made my day.Serenade without MONEY is a serenade of a MONKEY..

lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...

vislabraye:

Go get yourself a maga for a husband.

lynpetra: That's wud be so sweet esp when he does that inside a designers shop,paying the bills as I point to my needs

By the way,I wud be shaking my waist as he sings and pays...

amiskurie: most times on the street,i treated oyindamola just like that but she still went on and broke up with me.
that was why I never ever wanted to date a nigerian girl again.I lost my trust in nigeria girls now.

lynpetra:


That's cartoon network!

sexkillz: Wait wait wait.

What are we talking about here? What are we serenading for? How you wan senerade? How many boys sabi play guitar? How many boys go go learn how to play guitar just for the main purpose of serenading?

This is naija we are talking about here abeg.

Will you serenade in front of her gate where she can't hear you, or climb her fence make you near her window at the risk of your blokos being seneraded by their dog?

Ok, so no dog in the compound. How you wan take beat aboki for gate? Maybe all works well and you actually start the senerading, how you wan take explain to her papa wetin you dey do for in compound?

Ok she doesn't live with her parents. How you wan explain to her neighbours wetin you dey do for the compound? You mean say people dey sleep, you carry jinta go dey disturb their sleep? People Wey dey go work the next day?

If police catch you for night, on your way to senerade, are you ready to prove to them say you no theif the guitar? Are you ready to produce the original receipt of that guitar? Can you succinctly explain to them why you dey carry guitar about in the night? or those vigilante boys Wey no dey hear English?

See my people, romance dey sweet, but too much romance movie dey kill. Make una stop to dey imagine some kain things for Nigeria. It can't work. No be say we no romantic, but sometimes, we just let commonsense get the better of us. . .

Ok, if that girl papa hold you, she no go deny you? If police hold you nko, who wan come bail you? Did you tell anyone you were going to senarade man pikin for night?

fishbone11: lol...typical 9ja babe

amiskurie: most times on the street,i treated oyindamola just like that but she still went on and broke up with me.
that was why I never ever wanted to date a nigerian girl again.I lost my trust in nigeria girls now.

NONNYG: serenade ko venusade ni, na kpako gals full naija o

pastor prosper :
You are a real okoro girl. I can imagine u all muscled up, with your ibotic assent. " NNA pey de moneey na"

deejay_harry1: na people wey don chop bellefull dey get time to dey talk all dis nonsense here.

or mostly, jobbless students...

lynpetra:

Am sure you wud like the feeling that comes after you must have handed her the packages after serenading .You know the feelings that comes when she looks at you with a teary eyes saying,"...all this for me?you shudnt have.The singing was more than enough.OMG you are the best among the rest!"

Wu Zetian:


I was going to diss you, then I read your signature