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Politics › Re: Mass Failure In Neco Exams Again by elrony(m): 2:34am On Sep 22, 2010
stop screeching, hold the FG responsible, how would the students do well when, the govt have refused to invest in the future of its citizens,

how will a child learn under the tree and you xpect them to do well

those who learn in classrooms do not have adequate equipments to praticalise the theory

how do we excpect to see "YET AGAIN STUDENTS OVERWALK NECO AND WAEC IN FLYING COLOURS when the govt is "addicted in electoral matters", "the stupors in the nat.assembly will neva see the need to pass a bill on education rehabilitation"

i simply blame the govt and NECO , little blame on the students,

check out university, "no runs no admission'' + ethnicity
Politics › Re: "nzeogwu's Mentor" Spills The Beans (col Conrad Nwawo) by elrony(m): 12:42am On Sep 22, 2010
some ppl here are so stupid,talking trash and blaming a particular party ; like its their father that started the war

bk.babes or watever its ur id, i see no reason why u re being stupid on abusing a particular tribe and this goes to others as well,

it was neva mentioned dat it was the ibos,hausas or yorubas were the chief miscreants, so guyz think b4 u paste trash on here,

it was a historic civil war, so live with it,
Romance › Re: How Can I Scope A Lady The Very First Time I Meet Her On The Way: by elrony(m): 2:25pm On Sep 21, 2010
walk up to her and massage her bakassi gently, i swear she go melt, then wait for uppercut ROTFLMAO
Nairaland General › Re: What's The Most Evil Thing You've Ever Done by elrony(m): 6:34pm On Sep 20, 2010
couple of evil things out of ignorance , fun and anger

stabbed my lil bro with a pen and his mouth started gushin blood (dad grilled my ass)

opened my best friend head with a bottle,out of anger (we 're still friends), its still haunting me

in junior high i beat the devil outta a girl she almost fainted (though i was innocent cos she slapped me 4 wat i didnt do)

almost killed a teacher in school (was a collective idea)

the list is endless, thank GOD am changed
Nairaland General › Re: Student Found 9 Billion Naira On Account While Using Atm. by elrony(m): 6:22pm On Sep 20, 2010
i neva new dat certified migambos still dey naija chei, 9 billie, i swear i go withdraw 2 mills in 2 weeks b4 anythin

afterall i didnt rob anybody at gunpoint, it was ATM miracle lol, the guy na confirm gentile''
Nairaland General › Re: 1st Lady @ Ease During National Anthem! by elrony(m): 6:07pm On Sep 20, 2010
poster abeg go drink your garri before e go swell up, adamu wink
Nairaland General › Re: How To Make My Dog Bark? by elrony(m): 5:56pm On Sep 20, 2010
dont know bout a six months old alsatian dat dont bark, anyway my puppy rotweller is just 5 weeks old, he only barks if left outside,if threatened and if u give it a large bone!

if at 6 months he doesnt do its work, (security), he should consider himself dead cool cos 60 grand no be small money!
Education › Re: . by elrony(op): 5:30pm On Sep 17, 2010
i ll be at alert,thnx
Romance › Re: A Night Of Two Virgins. by elrony(m): 5:15pm On Sep 17, 2010
@ poster dude i see ya finding a wife @ the age of 40 after a wasted time of searching for a virgin in naija, be warned
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Romance › Re: How To Impress On First Date by elrony(m): 2:38pm On Sep 17, 2010
had already told ya how i do ma own runz,

lol plz naija chicks how do u impress us naija guyz.?

maybe its by eating a DRUM of ice cream, and tryna make 'em marry mama cass lol[flash=200,200]http://[/flash]
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Romance › Re: How To Impress On First Date by elrony(m): 2:06pm On Sep 17, 2010
hehe u guyz ll not kill me o, naija girlz don suffer, wow akara and biscuit on a date?, outrageous lololollollllllllll
Romance › Re: How To Impress On First Date by elrony(m): 1:26pm On Sep 17, 2010
sorry poster but dis ur statement na obsolete condition for naija,
, being my cool,casual and collected self always work for me, i no fit rent helicopter say i wan impress 9ja girl,god forbid,

cool + serious+ humor and cash flavour - mumu = nice impression
Culture › Re: Who Is A Jew Man? by elrony(m): 1:06pm On Sep 17, 2010
normally the 'jew man' phrase is used to referred to a 'slacker', but for guyz its used to refer to guyz who do not 'belong' to their frat a.k.a 'blend', if u know wat i mean, its either u call them "JEW MEN" or u call 'em FLAT MEN or 48's,
tight guyz shud knw dis,
Phones › Re: Nokia Introduces C6, C7 And E7: Nokia Strikes Back! by elrony(m): 12:38pm On Sep 17, 2010
Bawss1:
True Nokia is the market leader in terms of sales but its position is seriously under threat because it is lagging in the innovations department. If this is allowed to continue then it can kiss its top selling position goodbye, even the folks at Nokia know this.
dude u just lied to ur teeth,
Technology Market › Re: Computer Village (Ikeja) Price Guide by elrony(m): 12:17am On Aug 07, 2010
guyz how much can i get a ps3 or xbox 360, itz urgent
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A female Soldier? by elrony(m): 8:34pm On Aug 05, 2010
lmfao lmfao olumo rock, @ranoscky, u suppose know as the soldier backyard dey with ur eye ,
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A female Soldier? by elrony(m): 6:17pm On Aug 05, 2010
one thing to add is dat sex wif the 'okombo'-bootylicious and bobeefied soft skinned kinda soldier is d best u can get on the planet, itz pure H-A-R-D-C0RE , i may not want to miss it, before i go to heaven
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A female Soldier? by elrony(m): 5:35pm On Aug 05, 2010
if i must marry one, it ll be the soft-kind-hearted one, so incase  anything goes wrong she would hear me out and understand as a wife  not a soldier, for the future of our kids and my nice face, cos i no wan do plastic surgery, wink
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A female Soldier? by elrony(m): 11:57am On Aug 05, 2010
if only she is the office type, cos i dnt wanna be a young widower
Phones › Re: Symbian Phones And Operamini Clinic by elrony(m): 11:36am On Aug 05, 2010
calaba i no see am o, abeg send am again to ronalds2008@yahoo.com

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