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Crime / Re: Man Sleeping With Married Lady In Hotel Caught, Beaten, Locked In Car Boot by ElSherriff: 8:52am On Oct 13, 2017 |
Cheeeiiii Junior will not stay in one place...as them de beat e oga now, Junior go just fold hands bow e head like small coward as if e never stand up all e life. 56 Likes 1 Share |
Music/Radio / Re: OFFICIAL AUDIO+VIDEO: DJ Cuppy Ft. Tekno – Green Light by ElSherriff: 8:48am On Oct 13, 2017 |
I see the Billionaires daughter has a thing for the Eastsiders! Say no to restructuring, the West align perfectly with the East. |
Business / Re: See Amazing Footwears Released By The Female Abia Shoemaker(prosper Chidinma) by ElSherriff: 8:46am On Oct 13, 2017 |
This is what every sane woman should think towards. Entrepreneurial prowess. Men want beauty, brain, capacity and support. But beyond what the men want, every girl owes herself and society their financial independence. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Hosts The Governors Of Yobe, Sokoto And Jigawa States, At The State House by ElSherriff: 4:26pm On Oct 09, 2017 |
Is this Sudan |
Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:11am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Thazzz alll. ITs just a joke ooo |
Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:11am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Atiku, Elrufai and PDP
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:09am On Sep 21, 2017 |
APC nomination won...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:06am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Goons are next...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:06am On Sep 21, 2017 |
You hit RCCG for special thanskgiving
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:03am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Your madam couldnt resist peeking to see if the tweet is deleted...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:02am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Immediately APC's spokesperson deletes the tweets and issues you an apology and tell you all options are still open
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:01am On Sep 21, 2017 |
You meet Bubu to tell him your plans ahead of time. Typically he gives you the "I got you SAN, I got you"
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 10:00am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Immediately you consider hitting Oyegun, you see APC spokesperson's tweet saying presidency is zoned to the north 2019...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:56am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Somewhere in the north Elrufai and Atiku hear of your ambitions they go...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:55am On Sep 21, 2017 |
When actually everyone else sees you like...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:52am On Sep 21, 2017 |
You paint yourself like...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:51am On Sep 21, 2017 |
But you tell your inner self that you can still pull crowd and approach Obasanjo like...
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:50am On Sep 21, 2017 |
You bear it like a man around the ministers. When you get home in your room
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:45am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Then at the federal executive council meeting Bubu says, I am back. I de kampe
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:43am On Sep 21, 2017 |
You start telling everyone that Jonathan will support you irrespective of party affiliations since you both from the south. Jonathan... 3 Likes
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:42am On Sep 21, 2017 |
Your wife keenly looking at you when you start the line of "The role of firstlady that was abolished was only abolished on paper...I will do well to ensure what I say is what I do" Your wife's face 2 Likes
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Politics / Re: Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:40am On Sep 21, 2017 |
You confidently tell your wife that with the efforts you are making, come 2019 you stand a chance
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Politics / Memes On VP Osinbajo With Recent Photos by ElSherriff: 9:39am On Sep 21, 2017 |
"This is my chance, let me rush to the Niger Delta to gather goodwill" 1 Like
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Pets / Re: Cat Refuses To Leave The Grave Site Of Its Owner In Malaysia (Video) by ElSherriff: 8:18am On Sep 20, 2017 |
The people that reported that many people have died in the grave...how did they know? were they buried together? carry your old wives' tale and gerharhahere richestjozy: 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Why Nigerians Born Between 1930s And 1960s Should Be Ashamed (nkechi Bianze) by ElSherriff: 8:08am On Sep 20, 2017 |
Read through my post again John reader, where did I say she absorbed her dada of no offence against the system? I only asked what she doing to right the wrongs so her kids don't hear these tales again. Ain't being silly, you are silly. No question. Nnemuka: |
Politics / Re: Why Nigerians Born Between 1930s And 1960s Should Be Ashamed (nkechi Bianze) by ElSherriff: 7:49am On Sep 20, 2017 |
The next time you wanna come here stating the obvious, try telling us exactly what you doing to spare your kids these sorry tales when they grow up too. BTW, you sure your peeps never pinched nothing from the system? In my day, there was just one choice for school, the cheapest! You peeps having choices like they have a bleeping stash somewhere. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Huge Earthquake Hits Buildings In Mexico, Killing Over 200 by ElSherriff: 7:46am On Sep 20, 2017 |
May the souls of those departed rest in peace. Amen 28 Likes 3 Shares |
Sports / Re: HOT!!! BETIN 2.35 Odds For KENYANS by ElSherriff: 7:44am On Sep 20, 2017 |
Kenyans? Tha Bleep you doing playing bets? Get your laces on and head for the mountains! 2.35 odds Lmao, id give you 53.2odds when you return from your long distance races. |
Romance / Re: Man To Marry Two Women In Delta State, See His Pre-wedding Photos by ElSherriff: 8:59am On Sep 19, 2017 |
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, am still hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah na wa add your own hahahahahahahahahhahahga |
Investment / Re: Skye Bank Helps Lulu Briggs Family/moni Pulo Launder $800 Million To Jp Morgan by ElSherriff: 11:51am On Sep 18, 2017 |
Once you see a top politician/businessman adding pastor to their titles, look closer, they just trying to douse their real shady life styles. In reality, the shrewdness required for politics and business is incredibly unchristian like, how much more clergy! |
Car Talk / Re: Is It Possible To Drive In Nigeria With An EU Driving Licence? by ElSherriff: 7:30am On Sep 15, 2017 |
Why dont you also bring your EU bed, kitchen, garden and leftover of the Euro to come and use here? Wait when Biafra starts Kaanu will allow it he is British. Oh...wait Brexit! Throw it away kid, its useless then. 8 Likes 1 Share |
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