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Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke's Definition of STYLE Is All You Need To Read Today! by ElSherriff: 8:32am On Jul 27, 2017
When you write something and start 'liking' it, chances are that you didnt expect such quality from yourself. Why should I now like it for you? "Aint that dope?" NO SIR, it is not.
Celebrities / Re: Caption This Adorable Photo Of Cynthia Morgan & Dog (see Photo) by ElSherriff: 8:30am On Jul 27, 2017
"I fit lick your ya.ans*h?"

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Romance / Re: Woman Begs Her Edo Ex Boyfriend To Release Her From Where He Tied Her (Video) by ElSherriff: 8:28am On Jul 27, 2017
Lol, she is treating the 'fever' instead of the disease. You were brought to Europe on a pre-arranged deal, you reneged on the deal now you want to be released? fulfill your end of the bargain and get released, otherwise, contact the strongest powers that be to release you!

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Do If You Find Your Fiancé/husband In This Condition [photo, 18+] by ElSherriff: 8:26am On Jul 27, 2017
Id lock them indoors and walk somewhere to return for my belongings. A hoe is only a hoe to the extent of her relevance, she will not be a hoe forever neither will she retain the place of a wife. My decision to stay in matrimony will be based on my experience with and expectation of the man. If he isnt worth the stress, the bible even understands and backs my divorce, if he is worth it, he will come out for me.
Autos / Re: Innoson Gives IVM G5, Salary For Life To Man Who Prophesied His Car Business by ElSherriff: 12:45pm On Jul 24, 2017
Climb to the top of a staircase, do a back flip and ensure you drop on your head and die!
umitrunp:
Nigerians and religion sha
Music/Radio / Re: Patoranking – Hale Hale (Video) + Photos by ElSherriff: 12:36pm On Jul 24, 2017
Patoranking is the king of dancehall in Nigeria!
Politics / Re: Thread Closed by ElSherriff: 11:28am On Jul 24, 2017
See this sect of Biafra and their useless dirty chairs begging him to contest. RPM being paid and fed by R, asking R to contest, what a fantastic revelation
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Pay N7.45/kwh More For Electricity (see Price List) by ElSherriff: 11:25am On Jul 24, 2017
Increase in tariff with no commensurate improvement in services is tantamount to rubbing salt to injury. Fashola even you? Give your approval and fall from your glory sir.

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Education / Re: After Sex With A Lady @ D School Hostel, Crowd Gathered Outside To HAIL D Guy by ElSherriff: 11:19am On Jul 24, 2017
See leaders of tomorrow? Guess what, Buhari will contest in 2019 again, he will win, and spend the rest of his tenure in the hospital cos we are not ready.

Foolish youths having sex in school 'foolisher' youths watching and hailing them.

Na wa.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Two Armed Robbers Shot Dead During Gun Battle With Police In Kano (photos) by ElSherriff: 11:16am On Jul 24, 2017
You are an armed robber, you are being chased by the police, you know 9 out of 10 times you will lose, you wait to exchange bullets! Saying you are daft is a compliment sincerely. Hell awaits you guys!
Nairaland / General / Re: Banks Ablaze After Police Allegedly Kills Tanker Driver Over N1, 000 by ElSherriff: 2:02pm On Jul 19, 2017
I just tire for jungle judges oh.

The bank has done absolutely nothing to warrant this nonsense. Hold the police man responsible and get him to atone for his sins
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid – Pay Attention To Music Coming Out Of Africa by ElSherriff: 1:59pm On Jul 19, 2017
Wande coal will be jumping wherever he is now, finally someone remembers the dudu snitch!

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Nairaland / General / Re: SHOCKING: Nigerians Spend N1.5 Trn Fueling Generators Annually by ElSherriff: 1:58pm On Jul 19, 2017
Who calculated it? I didnt tell anyone how much I spent on fuel yet they bring this sensational statistics? Fashola eleyi gidi gahnnnn
Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Is A Delight In Yellow by ElSherriff: 1:56pm On Jul 19, 2017
Delectable. Where is her brother John?

To think this babe and Timaya dated..their kids eyes for wide oooo. Tear eye children gahn
Politics / Re: Saraki Meets With Botswana And Mauritius Former Presidents by ElSherriff: 1:45pm On Jul 19, 2017
More sinister you mean?
CROWNWEALTH019:
I pray and hope saraki replaces buhari , he seems to be more clever than osibanjo
Romance / Re: Help!!!!!!! How Do I Know If A Lady Is A Hoe? by ElSherriff: 11:44am On Jul 18, 2017
No mind am. e de find non hoe...lmao
NairalandCS:


See plot twist. grin
Romance / Re: Help!!!!!!! How Do I Know If A Lady Is A Hoe? by ElSherriff: 11:43am On Jul 18, 2017
Naa, thats what they tell you when they wanna justify hoeism. Every man likes a naked woman for example, but most men prefers women who keep their unclothedness in the bedroom. Wanna know why most guys and girls of marriageable age stay single, they have dug all hoes and have become too paranoid to get a wife, the hoes know they are hoes, the ones who aint hoes are scared of the 'hoes by association'.

As for the OP, you cant know a hoe by description, your 'hoe' may just be Falconey's sweetheart.

falconey:
grin


What if Cinderella happens to be a retired hoe? hoes don't hoe around forever it's a temporary lifestyle stage.



Meanwhile. ......
Celebrities / Re: Arrest Peter Okoye Now, You Are A Son Of Darkness – APC Blasts Peter Okoye by ElSherriff: 11:25am On Jul 18, 2017
Evidence of obscurity is when a party as big as the APC starts chasing shadows and responding to social media content of a musician while ignoring thousand pleas for an update on the health of the Nigerian President. Shame of a move.
As for Peter, Nigeria is ours and ours alone. Wherever you go, home is always home, you better start improving Nigeria sir.
Romance / Re: Help!!!!!!! How Do I Know If A Lady Is A Hoe? by ElSherriff: 11:14am On Jul 18, 2017
To meet your princess cinderella, you must kiss many frogs. Hoes are everywhere man.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 NDDC Foreign Msc And PhD Scholarship by ElSherriff: 9:18pm On Jul 17, 2017
Ten to fifteen minutes. Nothing elaborate, so no projectors. Be confident.
PutinLavrov:

1). How many minutes will the Ph.D prproposal presentation / interview last?
2). Do we need to prepare power points ( Microsoft power point Slides )
3). What are the likely questions for those in Environmental science / environmental engineering.
4). Do we need to include cost of the research in our proposal?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 NDDC Foreign Msc And PhD Scholarship by ElSherriff: 9:16pm On Jul 17, 2017
Yes me
Rubbies22:

Abeg someone should answer this question o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 NDDC Foreign Msc And PhD Scholarship by ElSherriff: 9:15pm On Jul 17, 2017
Yes. Me. PhD environmental management.
Ritaoj:
Hey PhD applicants from Edo, has anyone gotten an invite?
Celebrities / Re: Tboss Celebrates Her Mother's Birthday Today, Shares Throwback Photos by ElSherriff: 3:46pm On Jul 17, 2017
Dont say I told you. The father teaches in Ambrose Alli University, you'd be ashamed of him too. Womanizer to the core.!
YabaLeftist:
She flaunts her mom a lot on the Internet that you begin to wonder if she's proud of her Nigerian papa at all. No single picture of the popsy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 NDDC Foreign Msc And PhD Scholarship by ElSherriff: 10:15pm On Jul 14, 2017
Add me to the group. Preferably Environment group. I could create one if none exists my number. Is 07035666999. Wishing you all success in the interviews. Drop your number if you were invited for orals and your discipline is environment.
Celebrities / Re: Faze Hangs Out With Akon (Photos) by ElSherriff: 3:23pm On Jul 14, 2017
Counter attacker from ekpoma wehdon sah
Ehiscotch:

You wouldn't want their bananas if they didn't have money and fame, would you?
Romance / Re: Couple's Old School Themed Pre-Wedding Photos by ElSherriff: 1:45pm On Jul 14, 2017
Fineeeeee. I like
Celebrities / Re: 'Don’t Judge Celebrities With Crashed Marriages' - Actor Saint Obi by ElSherriff: 10:04am On Jul 14, 2017
Who be this one? Celebrity means to be celebrated. So we should judge them by bananas that fall on them? Park well Ancient Actor
Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Poses With One Of His Best Teams In Kaduna. Photos by ElSherriff: 10:01am On Jul 14, 2017
Na person kill Osama Bin Laden o. We no go hear word again shey?[color=#990000][/color]

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Crime / Re: Abba Kyari Poses With One Of His Best Teams In Kaduna. Photos by ElSherriff: 10:01am On Jul 14, 2017
Serious Batman and Spiderman. See e house as e soft. Police work o. Let him goan work, na e job.
dingbang:
Ordinary Evans him dey feel like batman.,


Shekau is still large mr police officer

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Blocks Fan On Twitter For Praising Wizkid In His Tweet by ElSherriff: 7:54am On Jul 14, 2017
The beef is real! Na so Biggy and Tupac own start. These two kids wont sitdown and take a cup of tea.
Celebrities / Re: Checkout This Birthday Shoot Of This Lady Who Claim 16year Old by ElSherriff: 7:53am On Jul 14, 2017
Congratulations dear. Even Taiye Taiwo fooled us for a long time. Enjoy your birthday celebration.

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