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When you write something and start 'liking' it, chances are that you didnt expect such quality from yourself. Why should I now like it for you? "Aint that dope?" NO SIR, it is not. |
"I fit lick your ya.ans*h?" |
Lol, she is treating the 'fever' instead of the disease. You were brought to Europe on a pre-arranged deal, you reneged on the deal now you want to be released? fulfill your end of the bargain and get released, otherwise, contact the strongest powers that be to release you! |
Id lock them indoors and walk somewhere to return for my belongings. A hoe is only a hoe to the extent of her relevance, she will not be a hoe forever neither will she retain the place of a wife. My decision to stay in matrimony will be based on my experience with and expectation of the man. If he isnt worth the stress, the bible even understands and backs my divorce, if he is worth it, he will come out for me. |
Climb to the top of a staircase, do a back flip and ensure you drop on your head and die! umitrunp: |
Patoranking is the king of dancehall in Nigeria! |
See this sect of Biafra and their useless dirty chairs begging him to contest. RPM being paid and fed by R, asking R to contest, what a fantastic revelation |
Increase in tariff with no commensurate improvement in services is tantamount to rubbing salt to injury. Fashola even you? Give your approval and fall from your glory sir. |
See leaders of tomorrow? Guess what, Buhari will contest in 2019 again, he will win, and spend the rest of his tenure in the hospital cos we are not ready. Foolish youths having sex in school 'foolisher' youths watching and hailing them. Na wa. |
You are an armed robber, you are being chased by the police, you know 9 out of 10 times you will lose, you wait to exchange bullets! Saying you are daft is a compliment sincerely. Hell awaits you guys! |
I just tire for jungle judges oh. The bank has done absolutely nothing to warrant this nonsense. Hold the police man responsible and get him to atone for his sins |
Wande coal will be jumping wherever he is now, finally someone remembers the dudu snitch! |
Who calculated it? I didnt tell anyone how much I spent on fuel yet they bring this sensational statistics? Fashola eleyi gidi gahnnnn |
Delectable. Where is her brother John? To think this babe and Timaya dated..their kids eyes for wide oooo. Tear eye children gahn |
More sinister you mean? CROWNWEALTH019: |
No mind am. e de find non hoe...lmao NairalandCS: |
Naa, thats what they tell you when they wanna justify hoeism. Every man likes a naked woman for example, but most men prefers women who keep their unclothedness in the bedroom. Wanna know why most guys and girls of marriageable age stay single, they have dug all hoes and have become too paranoid to get a wife, the hoes know they are hoes, the ones who aint hoes are scared of the 'hoes by association'. As for the OP, you cant know a hoe by description, your 'hoe' may just be Falconey's sweetheart. falconey: |
Evidence of obscurity is when a party as big as the APC starts chasing shadows and responding to social media content of a musician while ignoring thousand pleas for an update on the health of the Nigerian President. Shame of a move. As for Peter, Nigeria is ours and ours alone. Wherever you go, home is always home, you better start improving Nigeria sir. |
To meet your princess cinderella, you must kiss many frogs. Hoes are everywhere man. |
Ten to fifteen minutes. Nothing elaborate, so no projectors. Be confident. PutinLavrov: |
Yes me Rubbies22: |
Yes. Me. PhD environmental management. Ritaoj: |
Dont say I told you. The father teaches in Ambrose Alli University, you'd be ashamed of him too. Womanizer to the core.! YabaLeftist: |
Add me to the group. Preferably Environment group. I could create one if none exists my number. Is 07035666999. Wishing you all success in the interviews. Drop your number if you were invited for orals and your discipline is environment. |
Counter attacker from ekpoma wehdon sah Ehiscotch: |
Fineeeeee. I like |
Who be this one? Celebrity means to be celebrated. So we should judge them by bananas that fall on them? Park well Ancient Actor |
Na person kill Osama Bin Laden o. We no go hear word again shey?[color=#990000][/color] |
Serious Batman and Spiderman. See e house as e soft. Police work o. Let him goan work, na e job. dingbang: |
The beef is real! Na so Biggy and Tupac own start. These two kids wont sitdown and take a cup of tea. |
Congratulations dear. Even Taiye Taiwo fooled us for a long time. Enjoy your birthday celebration. |
