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PoliticsRe: God Might Be Responsible For Nigeria’s Economic Situation – Apc by ElSherriff: 4:34pm On Jul 11, 2017
You are as dumb as your name. Oyegun. Leave God out of politics lest ye mayest blasphem!
PoliticsRe: Don't Rig Ekiti, Other States' Elections, Fayose Tells INEC by ElSherriff: 4:33pm On Jul 11, 2017
Fayose the wailing wailer!
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Had Been Tamed! by ElSherriff: 4:30pm On Jul 11, 2017
Op run for your life...

Title totally different from content

You captured my fancy


Biafra shall be free, not with Nnamdi kanu as their leader. He is too brash, uncouth, inexperienced, raw and vulgar to make any sense

#BetterUnited
RomanceRe: How Presidents Met Their First Ladies: 10 True Love Stories To Make You Say ‘aww by ElSherriff: 4:28pm On Jul 11, 2017
One, I didnt say awww. two, Op were you there? tell me how Obasanjo met Stella or how Yar'Adua met Turai, Then Id say aww...
CrimeRe: Evil: Man Impregnates House Help, Strangles Wife by ElSherriff: 11:51am On Jul 11, 2017
Most maids are. It is not in anyway derogatory to them. Its just to underline the base some men descend to.
HeOrShe:
U nearly make sense but u spoil everything by saying maids are uneducated and unkept.

Konji is a stack illiterate.

Konji is a bastard.
EducationRe: Former Nigerian University VC Sent To Prison Over Alleged N1.4 Billion Fraud by ElSherriff: 11:46am On Jul 11, 2017
Yet students are protesting. Nigeria can only be inhabited by Nigerians.
BusinessRe: Warren Buffett Sets Personal Record, Donates $3.17 Billion To Charity by ElSherriff: 11:38am On Jul 11, 2017
Chia, that .17bn USD on top can change me, my wife, my family, hers, their own families, and we will still have money to donate to Lekki Wives to cushion flood effect. God bless you Warren. We await our day of donation!
CrimeRe: Evil: Man Impregnates House Help, Strangles Wife by ElSherriff: 11:36am On Jul 11, 2017
Someone will marry gold, spend his fortune on her, then turn around to be having carnal knowledge of a maid, an uneducated, sometimes ill catered maid. Na wa o.
CrimeRe: Us Jails 27-year-old Nigerian For $1 Million Wire Fraud by ElSherriff: 11:31am On Jul 11, 2017
NCAN South West Zonal Coordinator reporting. Yes, he has marks, yes he is black, yes, he looks dirty. He ticks the Afonja box. I repeat Afonja box. Over and out.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: . by ElSherriff: 10:54am On Jul 11, 2017
To die? to go to hell?
cuteguy12345:
Am waiting
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: . by ElSherriff: 9:52am On Jul 11, 2017
You dare quote me? Alright. Be careful of everyone sending you a pm. I may be there. How did you become gay? were you born so? Nopes you reinvented yourself and now, you are the scum of the society. The lowest grade there is. You live like a fugitive, running, locking your phones, living a creepy life, lying to your father and mother, expecting that soon, you'd be accepted. No Never, if humans accept you, God wont, you will forever be lonely. You will not even last a while with your foolish colleagues.

I will still catch you. Bloody thrash bin. Sewer rat, sick silly slut!
cuteguy12345:
Come and catch me....Basta*...d
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: . by ElSherriff: 9:29am On Jul 11, 2017
14 years await y'all. Adult pampers fall on you all. I will catch you all. Infidels. Bloody kafirs. Low class gays. Maggots. I spit on you lowly rats. Scumbags. Wasted individuals. Dont request PMs, be bold to come out. Annoying relics of Satans lost glory. Bloody nincompoops.
PoliticsRe: Another Oyinbo Man Drives Canoe Inside Lagos Flood by ElSherriff: 9:27am On Jul 11, 2017
Looking for cheap popularity. You have all enjoyed our national wealth. Its time to suffer small.
PoliticsRe: Karin Magana: “hyenas, Jackals’ll Be Sent Out Of Buhari’s Kingdom” by ElSherriff: 9:26am On Jul 11, 2017
Nonsense. The constitutionally approved window for the president's absence is fast approaching and this is coming to fore. A President that cannot even send a common skype video to his people is that one a President?
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Recall, Dead On Arrival - Senate by ElSherriff: 2:12pm On Jul 06, 2017
Are you even a lawyer? You will lose several cases on the basis of this. You are focusing on section 68, sub section 2 as a yardstick and qualifier for section 69 which is a stand alone. The senate president or house of representatives speaker 'giving effect' is instructive of the provisions of section 68 and not section 69. So that the points raised in section 68; which must be already glaring by the way, should be backed by the leader. Putting it into context, if a member of the house wins an election in another house, his certificate of return and subsequent confirmation in that house now becomes the tool-of-effect to be considered by leadership of the house (senate and representatives) the when evaluating the provisions of section 68.

So your quote is out of context, its like saying a portion of section 1 of the constitution has effect on section 50 when both issues are mutually exclusive.

Finally, it is the prerogative of the judiciary through the independent national electoral commision to verify the authenticity of the recall process and not the senate president emotively speculating that the recall process is dead arrival.

DamiBukola:
Please read this section with a free mind especially from the word.

The house has the final say whether there is satisfactory evidence.
CelebritiesRe: Singer Davido’s Second Babymama Amanda, Goes Shisha Smoking by ElSherriff: 9:19am On Jul 05, 2017
Oh oh,,,Dont worry, Id never steal your words ever again bruv!
blackberlin:
You took the words right out of my mouth.
SportsRe: Everton Agree Deal With Manchester United Star Wayne Rooney by ElSherriff: 9:18am On Jul 05, 2017
Great home coming! always nice to see legends return to their boyhood teams! Rooney still has a lot of football in him
RomanceRe: Is Early Morning Sex On A Monday Good For You? by ElSherriff: 9:16am On Jul 05, 2017
Wish I had her job. I have several questions to ask.

1st: Why cant Nigerian 20-30 year olds of today not behave like 20-30 year olds of days part, and in other countries...kaduna Nzeogwu, Yakubu Gowon, Diete Spiff, Pat Utomi, Patrice Lumuba, Kwame Nkrumah were all mid 20 guys when they considered and executed nationalistic ideas. today 20 -30 yos i naija are doing chache, nland wars and other vices!
SportsRe: Ronaldo Continues Bizarre Instagram Posts Trend With Near-Unclad Hotel Shot! by ElSherriff: 9:14am On Jul 05, 2017
Women over to you, bring our cucumber and...chew
CelebritiesRe: Singer Davido’s Second Babymama Amanda, Goes Shisha Smoking by ElSherriff: 9:11am On Jul 05, 2017
Show me your friend and I will tell you who you are. Is it coincidence that Sophia was accused of smoking weed and now the number two in the gang is doing shisha? if there is a three, she be do skunk...its a circle. I just feel for Imade and Hailey, two pretty innocent girls borne by the rascally OBO.
PoliticsRe: Senator Dino Melaye Recall Is An Exercise In Futility - Saraki by ElSherriff: 9:09am On Jul 05, 2017
69. A member of the Senate or of the House Representatives may be recalled as such a member if -

(a) there is presented to the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission a petition in that behalf signed by more than one-half of the persons registered to vote in that member's constituency alleging their loss of confidence in that member; and

(b) the petition is thereafter, in a referendum conducted by the Independent National Electoral Commission within ninety days of the date of receipt of the petition, approved by a simple majority of the votes of the persons registered to vote in that member's constituency.

CROWNWEALTH019:
Saraki has always supported the masses and the course of the common man. God bless him and keep him save from tinubu and his agents. Dino has done no wrong, he's the most vibrant senator in the 8th assembly, let's support him rather than castigating him to keep up the good work.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shopping His Cutes Outfit With His Crews At Louis Vuitton In Paris(pv) by ElSherriff: 9:08am On Jul 05, 2017
OBO, for the umpteenth time, Somebody owns the full shop, be humble.
AutosRe: FLASH SALE!!! 2005 Toks Toyota Corolla>>>1.3m...SOLD! SOLD!! SOLD!!! by ElSherriff: 9:04am On Jul 05, 2017
Thievessssss
PoliticsRe: Yari Built Lagos Hotel With N500m, $500,000 Paris Club Funds – EFCC by ElSherriff: 9:04am On Jul 05, 2017
Right left and centre thieves. Bloody thieves. Hit like if you are excited at the prospects of a revolution based on the current shape of our country. Consider today:
No president
No vice president
No secretary of the federation
Senate president in embroiled in several court scandals
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Recall, Dead On Arrival - Senate by ElSherriff: 9:01am On Jul 05, 2017
Please...point the exact sentence in section 69 that says "satisfies the house"
69. A member of the Senate or of the House Representatives may be recalled as such a member if -

(a) there is presented to the Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission a petition in that behalf signed by more than one-half of the persons registered to vote in that member's constituency alleging their loss of confidence in that member; and

(b) the petition is thereafter, in a referendum conducted by the Independent National Electoral Commission within ninety days of the date of receipt of the petition, approved by a simple majority of the votes of the persons registered to vote in that member's constituency.



DamiBukola:
"satisfy the house". The house has the prerogative to say, hey INEC, we are not satisfied with what you have so we are rejecting your letter.

You see yourself?
RomanceRe: Mother And Child In Boobs Contest by ElSherriff: 8:57am On Jul 05, 2017
Na waaaa oooo. Endtime booobiii!!! Vaseline crew, squad 1 fall out, squad 2, prepare for ravaging!
CelebritiesRe: I'm Phat Not Fat - Tboss Responds To Comments About Her Body Weight by ElSherriff: 8:55am On Jul 05, 2017
Somebody fit bring vaseline comeout now, e papa and mama go evict am from house. Vaseline crew, stand down please, Its the white wit*h. I repeat, STAND DOWN!
AutosRe: Neatly Used Nissan Micra 380k by ElSherriff: 8:53am On Jul 05, 2017
Do I have to indulge you? I bought it for a friend who crashed his car in an accident. I bought it for 350k and spent nothing to repair it before delivering it in warri from port harcourt. he has used it since feb with no issues reported. I looked into the thread so I could buy it for someone, but seeing the ridiculous amount you are quoting, I couldnt help but put a curse on you and the car, cos you are incredibly wicked.

I repeat, it is not worth 200k. throw it into the river k?

and dont quote me again.

brigadier747:
I dare you to post the Nissan primera pix,and transaction detail ,I dash you the amount expended on it ....crook..Bleep offf
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pls I A Device That Can Grind Beans For Akara Or Moinmoin Without Electricity by ElSherriff: 8:49am On Jul 05, 2017
I have a very very sound machine, it needs zero electrical energy. It grinds beans, akara, moimoi, stones, pepper, tomatoes, onions, bones, etc. You only need to go on your knees, arc your back gently and use it.

Check the pictures below:

Awon Werey!

CelebritiesRe: 16-year-old Actress, Regina Daniels Shows Off Hot Legs In Beautiful New Photos by ElSherriff: 8:46am On Jul 05, 2017
When Davido invokes banana to fall on this one now, they will say he has no talent. Someone will just sit down and be 'demanding' cassava right left and centre with her useless legs. May those legs burn if they will not carry her to help the poor.

Another Tonto Dike loading! Shior
AutosRe: Neatly Used Nissan Micra 380k by ElSherriff: 8:43am On Jul 05, 2017
Neatly used lassahn...hahahahaha
potent5:
Don't mind him. He is even giving fraudulent condition. Onyoshi.
CelebritiesRe: Policeman Who Proposed To Boyfriend At Gay Pride Says He 'wished He Hadn't' by ElSherriff: 8:42am On Jul 05, 2017
The policeman get mind o. I assume he is the 'woman' in this relationship...imagine the powerful plunging that he will have to withstand all in the name of being gay!

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