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Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Faces Two Years In Prison Over Legal Row With Former Agent by ElSherriff: 11:56am On Aug 01, 2017
Small boy, e never quick am make shi shi e don sag e trouser de go visit governor. See as e career wan take enter reverse? Anyway his name is Kelechi Iheanacho of the Biafra country. I no de fear your quotes, cos am not replying any of dem!
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerians Illegally Residing In Cambodia, Arrested For Online Fraud by ElSherriff: 11:55am On Aug 01, 2017
See them, Awon Kanuists! Nonsense and kpekelemense.

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Daniel Ademinokan's Birthday (Photos) by ElSherriff: 11:50am On Aug 01, 2017
Do not judge or ye will be judged. No peace for the wicked says the Lord, he apportions justice for all. Not you. Conversely, when you wish someone well, you invest in your own well being.
TonyeBarcanista:

No Peace for the wicked says the Lord. She can never find peace as long as she remain in that ungodly union
Nairaland / General / Re: Revealed: The Reason Why Pawpaw Is Becoming Scarce In Nigeria by ElSherriff: 11:33am On Aug 01, 2017
I remember growing up! I fit use ripe pawpaw chop unripe pawpaw...God has really lifted the son of man, I fit join who make the thing de scare aswear.
Culture / Re: The Lost Yoruba Tribe - Yoruba Muslims Of Sierra Leone by ElSherriff: 11:32am On Aug 01, 2017
I didnt read completely...summary, Some Afonjas are lost abroad!
Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah Is Selling The Bra From 'Masturbate' Video For N182,000 by ElSherriff: 11:27am On Aug 01, 2017
Go and burn it, who you wan give eczema is that the special surprise inside?

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Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Daniel Ademinokan's Birthday (Photos) by ElSherriff: 11:25am On Aug 01, 2017
He who has no guilt should cast the first stone...leave judgement to God, she says she is happy, the man obviously is, who are we to declare she will never find happiness in the union?
TonyeBarcanista:

She can never find happiness in this union. She snatched another woman's husband
Politics / Re: The Rise Of Biafra And The Coming Of Oduduwa - Femi Fani-kayode by ElSherriff: 10:48am On Aug 01, 2017
Irrelevant Sombori
Celebrities / Re: Stella Damasus Celebrates Daniel Ademinokan's Birthday (Photos) by ElSherriff: 10:42am On Aug 01, 2017
Good to see she has moved on from the tragedy of her lost husband. May she continue to find happiness. Amen

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Politics / Buhari Endorsement Or Rejection Poll by ElSherriff: 2:57pm On Jul 28, 2017
Saw a poll on twitter asking 'If President Muhamadu Buhari is certified healthy and shows remarkable recovery to be fit enough to context again in 2019, will you vote for him?'

Lets have our nairaland poll. Comment YES or NO. No stories.

I will tell who the twitter winner is after the poll.

Turn the votes in!
Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 2:52pm On Jul 28, 2017
Good thing you cant beat me into doing that! Its my account, I will use it to pepper you, till you desist from beating a woman, you weakling!
Donjazzy12:

Delete your account!
Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 2:41pm On Jul 28, 2017
Donjazzy and coolcaty are weaklings, now you are a strong man. I cant remember when I have told my wife, "hey wifey, be quiet pls" and she continued the ranting, you know why? she knows my strength lies in my ability to defend her, provide for her and fight for her. Turn her to a punching bag and she will never respect you.
Jabioro:
You took every words from my mouth released it without minding whose gut got broken ..Meet me at mama Shukura this evening for your many bottles of yours choice.. Your (sweet) weekend is sure..
Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 2:38pm On Jul 28, 2017
I can hear you barking like you wanna throw a punch. face the wall and punch it. It hurts yeah? WEAKLING
Donjazzy12:

Delete your account!
Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 2:37pm On Jul 28, 2017
For all your foolish hardwork, you come to social media to tell the world you beat your wife. May God spare her children from weaklings like yourself. Have you not noticed? The first beating did nothing to prevent you from beating her the next time. You should be ashamed of yourself, you know why? You are weak, feeble and would run from a fight with men your size. If you feel like punching so hard after this, punch your screen.

WEAKLING WEAKLING WEAKLING WEAKLING WEAKLING!!!!


coolcatty:


[s]A big resounding Amen..... May my daughter marry a man as hardworking, caring and free minded as I am in Jesus name... AMEN.

I don't judge people like u do... I have seen a quiet well mannered man pushed to the cliff by a foul mouthed woman... Have seen so many good men pushed and forced to react all because of the antics of a woman.....

I personally will beat a woman sjiily if she attacks me first... I don't pretend about it and my wife of 4yrs knows that.


Stop judging a case u know nothing about.
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 2:03pm On Jul 28, 2017
Hahahahah, see your putrefying logic? Well, I am married, I have been married for a while, and like I tell my wife and the dates I had before her, the day I raise my hand to strike her, may my hand wither immediately (you can say amen to this). And guess what, my wife does not only respect me, she adores me completely. Since you have foolishly chosen to join the woman beaters, I wish your daughters find boyfriends and husbands exactly as you (Say Amen)
coolcatty:


So says the bloody hypocrite that claims not to hit a woman.... I just threw a bait to test ur temperament and you foooolishly fell for it.

If you can reply insults on a faceless forum only God knows how you will handle the perpetual nasty talks that comes out from a woman.

You are a renowned woman beater and all u do is come here and pretend.....
Stay true to yourself
Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 1:49pm On Jul 28, 2017
I see what you call your father each time he tries to impart knowledge.
coolcatty:


You are a bleeding iiiiidioot... Take it from me.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 1:47pm On Jul 28, 2017
Again, you show weakness. Take a cup of tea!
Donjazzy12:

Was the woman using mental power to get pregnant?
Shut the Bleep up!
Politics / Re: Ruins Of Jacob Obande's Official Car Spotted In Otukpo (Photos) by ElSherriff: 12:37pm On Jul 28, 2017
All good things must come to an end. If this had been preserved better, it would rake in a fortune now.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Out Of Top 10 Most Corrupt Nations In The World – 2017 by ElSherriff: 9:00am On Jul 28, 2017
The indicators still de tire me. When even the person that should report crime wont report. Naija! Wehdon
Ehiscotch:

The list doesn't say they are corrupt free.
They are only less corrupt than these other countries.

It is just like a child who takes 28th out of 35 people in exams.
It doesn't mean the child is smart; it just means that he managed a better average than seven other students.
BRO grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Out Of Top 10 Most Corrupt Nations In The World – 2017 by ElSherriff: 8:45am On Jul 28, 2017
Ehis uwe gbo vae? We be brothers o. Mention any government agency, ministry or department you can openly vouch for as being incorrigible.
Ehiscotch:

So transparency international is now an APC lead organization?

Why do you just hate good news?
Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Shows Off $100 Bills On His Private Jet Ahead Of Mcgregor Fight by ElSherriff: 7:51am On Jul 28, 2017
Davido should come and see real money. Not the weak and old bills he flaunts all around. Nonsense Afonja
Politics / Re: Nigeria Out Of Top 10 Most Corrupt Nations In The World – 2017 by ElSherriff: 7:49am On Jul 28, 2017
Tahhhhh dia. APC don come again with fake news. If you divide Nigeria in 10 places, the 10 new countries will be top ten most corrupt countries in the world. Taahhh I repeat
Crime / Re: 19-year-old Boy Runs Mad And Eats Grass After Visiting Babalawo For Yahoo Plus. by ElSherriff: 7:48am On Jul 28, 2017
Hahahahahahahaha, correct! Now those who think the spiritual is non-existent, come and see. You wan hammar, na small pikin de do jazzz? Ogume fall on you.
Celebrities / Re: Floyd Mayweather Shows Off 25 Stack Of $100 Bills On His Private Jet. by ElSherriff: 7:47am On Jul 28, 2017
I will start boxing! I will beat everybody...scrap that...the money confuse me I swear!!!! Cheiiii, Davido come and see your senior, you go upload 12500USD no let person hear word!
Crime / Re: Dear Nairalanders, Please Beware Of This New Scammer On Nairaland (mrfantastica) by ElSherriff: 7:45am On Jul 28, 2017
May amadioha fall on him!

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Crime / Re: Passenger Kills Motorcycle Rider Over N150 by ElSherriff: 7:44am On Jul 28, 2017
Cheiiii, he don be for this one. Walking away is the most potent weapon any man can wield. Just walk away!

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Politics / Re: Nke Nke Enyi Izuogu Buries Father August 5th by ElSherriff: 7:43am On Jul 28, 2017
THE Igbos are here again! Igbo Kwenuuuuu
Crime / Re: Nigerian Soldier Beats His Lover Mercilessly In Public For Lying To Him by ElSherriff: 7:43am On Jul 28, 2017
Weakling. A man who raises his hands against a woman is a weakling. He has insufficient mental power to overwhelm the woman (which is much more potent) hence he uses physical power which is feeble and disgraceful.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo, Was Aware Of Yar' Adua's ill Health before thhe 2007 Election - Fayose by ElSherriff: 7:41am On Jul 28, 2017
This man will not rest, like he has diarrhea of the mouth! chumchumchum everywhere. Nobody takes you serious Fayose
Phones / Re: Samsung Overtakes Apple To Become World'€™s Biggest Phone Maker by ElSherriff: 7:40am On Jul 28, 2017
Anything from Asia? Fear am, they can mass produce for Africa.
Politics / Re: Ex-minister Of Finance, Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Appointed As A Bank Diector In The U by ElSherriff: 7:39am On Jul 28, 2017
Congrats ma. See why talent always beats education? Fabregas, Ozil, Sanchez, all earn above that in a week!!! This one na professor ooooo.
Health / Re: Help!!! I Swim Without A Life Jacket And This Happen by ElSherriff: 7:37am On Jul 28, 2017
Eyaaaa...The thing no gree you hold shey? Eyaaa. Buy dettol, hypo, waw detergent, mix am together, drink full cup, the thing go help you clean am from inside.

You no get money you de swim. Yeye corper
hibee14eve:
doctors in the house please am urgently in need of your help.
am a Corp member serving on the plateau presently. am not a going out type and i don't take alcohol and the stuffs but there is a very cold weather here.
The only till i use to proof the coldness is to swim ( you understand now). i meet this girl not up to one week and we make sense together but i made a mistake my thing touch her nakedly before i put on life jacket. The days later i notice my thing is wet before i pee and after that i feel like there is small discharge and i feel the place tickling me a times. i have taken doxycycline as i know it's anti biotic but still the same. Please which drug should i use.
i don't want to go to the hospital cos they will bill me.

Any kind of urgent help will be appreciated.

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