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Agriculture / Re: I Need Big Tubers Of Yams by elshz(m): 5:30pm On Jul 27, 2021
I'm in Akure how much are you Willing to pay?considering the cost of transporting it to Akwa ibom.
Agriculture / Re: Rainfall Has Been Poor In 2020. by elshz(m): 11:48pm On Aug 12, 2020
Man you are not alone, the dry spell is hitting me hard too. My maize and pepper are all showing signs of moisture stress.
Cuteboi98:
No rain Here in Ondo since early July ... my 4 acres Maize/cassava farm is at the verge of total distruction. I've never experienced this b4, may God have mercy on us oo.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Registration 2020: Share Your Experience by elshz(m): 9:03pm On Jun 27, 2020
I'm having the same problem, I didn't even know if I actually omitted it.
Ibkay32:


Hello consultant, am unable to edit my middle name, the place is blank, can I go ahead with the reg?
Politics / Re: Shuaibu Removes APC Flag From Government House (Pictures) by elshz(m): 6:03pm On Jun 16, 2020
Nice one, follow your oga

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Education / Re: Help!! My Results Cannot Be Found In The Department by elshz(m): 7:54pm On Oct 23, 2019
There is usually an attendance sheet for every exam written, they should bring it out, if your matriculation number is in every one of those sheets that means you sat for all you exams and the department has a lot of questions to answer. You can start by using social media, upload a scan copy of your ID card, school fees receipts, some necessary documents and include this write up. Push it on Facebook, WhatsApp and twitter. You may get help from there. Thanks!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ondo State Government To Employ Soon — Agagu by elshz(m): 12:15pm On Oct 23, 2019
Soon? Jesus is coming soon type of soon?
Crime / Re: Guard ‘kills’ Lebanese Boss, Dumps Body In Septic Tank by elshz(m): 5:41am On Sep 11, 2019
Don't even know what to type.
Crime / Re: Fake Hennessy, Moet & Chandon Producers Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by elshz(m): 7:41am On Jul 01, 2019
Na wa
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Shares 1983 Throwback Photo: My Nigerian Accent Opened Doors For Me by elshz(m): 7:13pm On Jun 20, 2019
This guy was a rich kid sef.

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Health / Re: Her Baby Has Arrived! by elshz(m): 12:04am On May 25, 2019
Nice
Crime / Re: Suicide Note Of Chukwuebuka Akachi: UNN Student Commits Suicide (Photos) by elshz(m): 2:52am On May 14, 2019
What's up with university students committing suicide these days. When I was in school it was hardly heard of.

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Politics / Re: Ondo Records Fastest IGR Growth As Nigerian States Generate N1.1tn In 2018 by elshz(m): 10:00am On May 03, 2019
Generalkorex:
shey the same ondo state wey i dey?
large IGR that doesn't reflect positively in the lives of the populace.

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Phones / Re: My Samsung Galaxy Fold Screen Broke After Just A Day by elshz(m): 4:04pm On Apr 18, 2019
Watched it on BBC today. People that have bought it, made similar dissatisfaction
Politics / Re: Ondo State Records Highest performing IGR Growth in Nigeria (see full list) by elshz(m): 3:56pm On Apr 18, 2019
Ondo state? it can't be ondo state. Poverty state.
Crime / Re: Peter Oyekale: INEC Results Interpreter Stabbed by elshz(m): 2:37pm On Mar 25, 2019
Feel sorry for him, could it be those not satisfied with the election results or something. Wish him quick recovery.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gurion Nigeria Limited Job Recruitment (4 Positions) by elshz(m): 6:17pm On Feb 10, 2019
grin
Celebrities / Re: Lota Chukwu Covers The New Face Of Zebra Magazine by elshz(m): 6:58pm On Feb 03, 2019
Cute
Agriculture / Re: Which Crop Can I Plant? by elshz(m): 7:57pm On Jan 31, 2019
You can intercrop okra with maize, make sure you plant the maize this January or February depending on rainfall in your area so you can profit maximally and also before glut sets in. Pineapple takes almost two years to get to maturity. Ugwu would have been better in the dry season under irrigation not rain fed, anyways you may grow it.
Family / Re: The Japanese Men Who Prefer Virtual Girlfriends To Sex by elshz(m): 7:48pm On Jan 31, 2019
Problem dey this life sha.
Sports / Re: Nigerian Female Footballer Asisat Oshoala Joins FC Barcelona by elshz(m): 7:43pm On Jan 31, 2019
Congrats, some people are really lucky sha.
Agriculture / Dry Yellow Maize For Sale by elshz(m): 4:35pm On Jan 31, 2019
A 300kg bag of dry yellow maize for sale. Location is Akure. Call me on 08068024510

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange (NSE) Job Recruitment (4 Positions) by elshz(m): 6:18pm On Jan 09, 2019
Nice
Politics / Re: Reject N-power, Trader-moni For Jobs In NNPC, CBN - Sowore by elshz(m): 1:27pm On Nov 27, 2018
Career / Re: Mechanical Engineering Or Computer Science? by elshz(m): 10:45am On Oct 17, 2018
You're thinking too much bro, just continue your mechanical engineering. You can always do your programming along side And focus properly after graduation.

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Family / Family Of Five Suffers From Insanity by elshz(m): 1:21pm On Oct 12, 2018
I came across this from one facebook user (progress oberiko), a youth corper serving in Cross River State.

#ONE_BIG_FAMILY_1

This happens to be the weirdest situation I've seen in my entire life. I have been trying to get this shot for the past five months and whenever I tried, they either walk past too quickly, change direction, or not just close enough.

At other times I may be on a bike and whenever I ask the cyclist to go slow so I can get a shot of them, he'll be like "Hmmm, Abeg o, I nor fit stop this bike make u snap o, if the madman catch u, your own Don finish!

And that's how it went.

The first time I saw them here in Ogoja, my heart melted, I was livid. And my mind wandered, searching for the closest guess as to why a whole family, husband, wife, and three beautiful children would be plagued with INSANITY.
WHY!

My heart could not contain the curiosity, then i began to ask questions. Anytime I drove past them in a car or on a bike, I engage the driver or someone in a conversation about them.

I have seen them trekking long distances underthe scorching sun☀, I've also met them in the market making enquiries about where they could get a particular item to buy.

They're never separated, always found walking together, complete family. But the intriguing part is their communication. Jeez! This "MAD" family speak CORRECT QUEENS ENGLISH. They flow in CLEAN grammar. Na this one dey burst my head �

I've heard the man instructing one of his children who was walking sluggishly behind him as they trekked down the road; "Hey Dorcas, will you hurry up, C'mon girl, meet up with the pace". And I marvelled.

At the market he asked someone for directions and he went; "Hey ma'am, Pls where can I get this and this... "

As you can see their dreadlocks is twisted, showing that it has lasted for God knows how long � This means that this madness nor be today. E Don tay!

A conversation ensued between him and his wife one day and it turned into an argument, people were listening; you'll be so shocked when you hear what the content of their argument was�..

I'll Brb!
#diaryofafemale9jakopa
#ItzPr0gr3X ✌✌✌

Romance / Re: South African Virgins Reveal Why They Are Not In A Hurry To Have Sex by elshz(m): 1:03pm On Oct 03, 2018
Someone there is a judas; a non virgin.

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Crime / Re: Lawyer: My Mother's Driver & His Brother Killed & Put Her Body In Deep Freezer by elshz(m): 9:59pm On Sep 26, 2018
That's sad
Agriculture / Re: Has Any Farmer Ever Done No Till Farming Here? by elshz(m): 3:17pm On Aug 21, 2018
Yes, it's very possible, that was what I practiced on some portions of my farm(4 hectares out of 10hectares). Slash grasses, cut shrubs and branches of wide spreading trees if any, then burn debris. If the vegetations present are just grasses, you slash and spray glyphosate depending on the intensity or spraying alone. But I really need to see pictures before I prefer a better solution. You also need to put into consideration the type of crop you want to grow and nature of the soil present. Thanks.

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Agriculture / Re: Fairly Used Palm Oil Processing Machines For Sale (pictures) by elshz(m): 5:09pm On Aug 14, 2018
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Agriculture / Re: Fairly Used Palm Oil Processing Machines For Sale (pictures) by elshz(m): 5:02pm On Aug 14, 2018
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Agriculture / Fairly Used Palm Oil Processing Machines For Sale (pictures) by elshz(m): 4:58pm On Aug 14, 2018
Fairly used palm oil machines for sale at Akure, Ondo state. You can contact me via 08068024510, victorshittu3@yahoo.com. The prices are negotiable.

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