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RomanceRe: 7 Types Of Guys Women Can't Resist- You Agree? by Elvis506(m): 2:01am On Apr 20, 2015
Yea, almost impossible but they exist...am not boasting but am a typical example. Sometimes I used to assume that a curse has been laid on me because of the way they come around me.................so it was just a dream!!! ;DYea, almost impossible but they exist...am not boasting but am a typical example. Sometimes I used to assume that a curse has been laid on me because of the way they come around me.................so it was just a dream!!!
FamilyRe: Is This Girl Really 15 Years Old??!?! by Elvis506(m): 9:16pm On Apr 18, 2015
Yes very possible, my niece is a typical example...
PoliticsRe: UK Prime Minister David Cameron Attends RCCG Festival Of Life by Elvis506(m): 12:57am On Apr 18, 2015
Cool....
RomanceRe: Attitudes Guys Display When They Have Been Lured, Duped & Dumped By Gold Diggers by Elvis506(m): 12:51am On Apr 18, 2015
Soooo on point....there's no love aside from family and love of God and I'll neva marry 4 love. I would be good to go once I see someone that understands me well enough...shekina.
SportsRe: Nedum Onuoha Left With Nasty Cut By Teammate (pics) by Elvis506(m): 3:07pm On Mar 08, 2015
dridowu:
QPR player Nedum Onuoha was given this nasty
cut on his cheek after a clash with teammate
Steven Caulker in the game against Arsenal.
After the clash, Onuoha had to be substituted.
This image was revealed by teammate Shaun
Wright Phillips, who posted the photo along with
a message of support on his social media
accounts.
http://www.marca.com/en/2015/03/07/en/football/international_football/1425749599.html?cid=SMBOSO34503&s_kw=facebookCM
chisos! This is serious o
FamilyRe: Parents, How Will You Handle This Without Embarrasing Yourself ? by Elvis506(m): 3:05pm On Mar 08, 2015
EroticAngelina:
I will break down that house! angry
bkus if I say mah go call police or neighbors, the man fit do anything to my daughter!
without embarrassing yourself?
SportsRe: Dolphins FC Vs Kwara United (0 - 0) On 7th March 2015 by Elvis506(m): 12:12pm On Mar 07, 2015
Evestar200:
Dolphins FC of porharcourt will open their 2014/2015 campaign with a home fixture with newly promoted Kwara united in the libration stadium in portharcourt.

The pride of river Will be hoping for a win against their visitors in the opening game of the Nigeria Professional Football League today.

Dolphins are hoping to start their Nigeria Professional League campaigns on a flying note, they come up against Kwara United at the liberation stadium today

Stanley Eguma men who failed to win their last opening game against Heartland, have never lost to Tunde Abdulrahmam side in their last six previous meeting in the top flight

Dolphins host the Ilorin based outfit in a first leg since December 22 2010, when they narrowly won 1-0 after playing out a 1-1 draw in their last two meeting in kwara state.

The portharcourt side is undefeated in portharcourt since August 14 2014. since they lost 2-1 to Sharks fc , while Kwara united failed to win in their five league games in NPFL.
okay
PoliticsRe: Sportsmen & Women Solidarity Rally For President Jonathan (pics) by Elvis506(m): 12:08pm On Mar 07, 2015
lalasticlala:
Nigerian Sportsmen & Women Solidarity Rally for President Jonathan, Saturday, March 7 in Abuja.


https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/media/grid
nice one presido
SportsRe: CAF U-20 African Youth Championship: Senegal 2015 by Elvis506(m): 12:03pm On Mar 07, 2015
Trending:
let's go
best of luck guys...hope kelechi heanacho, chidebere nwakali, yahama, musa etc are among the team...
RomanceRe: She Is Married But Keeps Begging Me For Sex- I'm Confused. by Elvis506(m): 11:56am On Mar 07, 2015
rheether:
Big lie, I find it difficult to believe this story.. Stop misinforming the public, we aren't kids no more.
..don't think its a lie dear cos I had a similar issue or should I say worst than his....its very hard to let go especially when u guys are in the same state...
RomanceRe: How Do I Get The Attention Of This Guy Am Crushing On by Elvis506(m): 1:21am On Mar 07, 2015
marieolae:
Smile at him and look at him frequently. He'll get the message. If not, then you can ask him for the time when the opportunity comes. It works, trust me. I'm talking from experience tongue
as simple as marieola...that would suffice..
PhonesRe: Whatsapp Now Permanently Banning 3rd Party App Users. by Elvis506(m): 8:27am On Mar 06, 2015
PoliticsRe: Massive Crowd Welcomes Buhari At Airport (Photos) by Elvis506(m): 8:20am On Mar 06, 2015
kolonigga:
https://twitter.com/APCforChange/status/573724964064391170
I no see any crowd but bunch of journalist... undecided
kolonigga:
https://twitter.com/APCforChange/status/573724964064391170
I no see any crowd but bunch of journalist...
PoliticsRe: Graphic Photos Of A Suspected Suicide Bomber Burnt To Death In Bauchi Today by Elvis506(m): 1:04pm On Mar 02, 2015
ozoigbondu:
Jungle Justice is bad
But Boko haram is worse
To the northners i say kill them before they kill you
God will understand after all he said heaven helps those who help themselves
Self defense and self preservation is not a sin

#NeverAgain shall an illiterate tryannical old fossil lead nigeria
GEJ till heaven falls
"heaven help those who help themselves" bros can u please tell me where I can find that in the bible?
FamilyRe: How Would You React If Your Newly Married Wife Told You This by Elvis506(m): 7:11pm On Feb 28, 2015
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
. Lolz....naija guys!!! Na wa ooo...we don't enage in such thing here in france. grin
buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime grin

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something angry... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again embarassed

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics smiley

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day undecided

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911 sad
. Lolz....naija guys!!! Na wa ooo...we don't enage in such thing here in france.
FamilyRe: I Can’t Cope With His Big Manhood- Wife Tells Court by Elvis506(m): 7:02pm On Feb 28, 2015
missjenna:
That's why sex before marriage is always advisable





Edited.......

When I wanted to write this statement, I hesitated because I knew I was going to be bashed and called names.
But since this is an opinion forum, I felt, why shouldn't I share my opinion.

I know the scripture goes against it in a way, but the same scripture goes against divorce
Now what do you want this woman to do. You guys will still clamor against divorce
I have seen many marriages that due to the inability for a partner to satisfy the other, the marriage ended in tumult.
Times have changed, let's be wise please

Sorry if my comment irritated or offended you in any way.
Please accept my apologies

Thanks
. You have said my mind dear, just know that people must talk about whatever you do or say in this life! Nice one dear.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Visits Mubi, Heads To Baga by Elvis506(m): 6:14pm On Feb 26, 2015
alberto2k:
Hope he has a shotgun in his hat and a baby colt by his right

cuz shekau fit show anytime grin
yes oooo...bequase zee outcome would not b gwood ke ba shani...lolZ
RomanceRe: Why Responsible Ladies May Turn You Down by Elvis506(m): 12:47pm On Feb 26, 2015
diddydiva:
Gosh !!!

Number 4,7,8 and 10 is a big turn off for me.

such guys disgust me




Nice one op
Always trying to impress her by all means...I so love myself, I would bring myself to you the way I am its either u accept me or not...shekina
RomanceRe: Why Responsible Ladies May Turn You Down by Elvis506(m): 12:39pm On Feb 26, 2015
diddydiva:
Gosh !!!

Number 4,7,8 and 10 is a big turn off for me.

such guys disgust me




Nice one op
. Always trying to impress her by all means...I so love myself, I would bring myself to you the way I am its either u accept me or not...shekina
RomanceRe: The Most Annoying Thing The Opposite Sex Has Ever Let You Done by Elvis506(m): 12:08pm On Feb 26, 2015
zick19:
Lolz.... Which one be slapist again grin
slapiologist grin
zick19:
Lolz.... Which one be slapist again grin
slapiologist
PoliticsRe: Fellow NL How Do We See The 2015 Elections? by Elvis506(m): 8:24am On Feb 26, 2015
omohanet:
2015 elections
Everything is in God's hand
Music/RadioRe: Psquare Ft Don Jazzy-collabo Official Video Released by Elvis506(m): 9:58am On Feb 25, 2015
orlandoblue:
P-Square finally release the long awaited video to arguably the biggest song off their recent album, "Collabo". Nothing short of an archetypical P-Square video, the flick which also features Don Jazzy, is a classy pictorial with a brief comic storyline about it. Shot in SA on different beautiful and crisp scenes, the Clarence Peters / Jude Okoye directed video is nothing but top notch.

WATCH THE VIDEO AT http://naijarace.com/psquare-ft-don-jazzy-collabo-official-video-released/
Don baba J...nice one.
PoliticsRe: Good News: As 21 Boko-haram Terrorist Killed, Dozens Captured By Cameroon Troops by Elvis506(m): 9:56am On Feb 25, 2015
Abeg....kill them all!!!!
CelebritiesRe: how wizkid, scales twitter spat all started; banky w ignores the duo by Elvis506(m): 9:54am On Feb 25, 2015
Richiy:
They remind me of my class girls when they want to start their wahala. So much hate and bitterness boiled down. It would have gone better had they discussed it physically, like a normal breakup session
LOL grin
Richiy:
They remind me of my class girls when they want to start their wahala. So much hate and bitterness boiled down. It would have gone better had they discussed it physically, like a normal breakup session
LOL
PoliticsRe: Photo Shows Civilian-JTF Going To War With Nigerian Soldiers In Boko Haram War by Elvis506(m): 2:31pm On Feb 23, 2015
kolonigga:
Abubakar Gambo found this photo on Beegeagle’s blog. It was accompanied by the following caption:

“Nigerian troops in a MOWAG Piranha APC on the move. Behind them is an Otokar Cobra APC chock full of the men of the allied Borno Vigilante aka ‘Civilian JTF'”

The picture is evidence of how the Civilian-JTF, the trusted allies and partners of the Nigerian army have participated in the battle to save Nigeria from Boko Haram, in the front lines.

He said, “I think it’s the only photo I came across online that shows our soldiers and CJTF going to war together. It was taken during the January 25th attack on Maiduguri.”

Nigerians must always thank and appreciate the valiant efforts of the Civilian-JTF who have been some of the most patriotic citizens of Nigeria and even when betrayed by a government that did not care and denied arms yet put at the front-line of all battles, never failed the nation but bled and died to protect the future of Nigeria and its people.

The boys never gave up and despite the corrupt administration betraying the northeast and leading a phony war for the entire 5 years, these men never betrayed the nation but kept holding grounds and being the most important line of defense for the remaining territory including the capital city of Maiduguri, housing hundreds of thousands of displaced peoples.

http://newsrescue.com/photo-shows-civilian-jtf-riding-shotgun-nigerian-soldiers-boko-haram-war/#ixzz3SYlxQ8c8
may Almighty God strengthen our soldiers
RomanceRe: 9 Reasons Most Nigerian Men Don't Get Married. by Elvis506(m): 12:33am On Jan 27, 2015
Deejavuu:
Too scared of commitment...
I personally is afraid of getting the wrong lady...I want a happy family
NYSCRe: My NYSC Experience In Pixs by Elvis506(m): 12:25pm On Jan 24, 2015
eunylondon:
I want to influence my posting to Enugu state. I hv heard good things about the place. Enugu here I come #Team A15
pls contact me if u have any sure link...
PoliticsRe: CNN Lists Nigeria as 3rd Expected Fastest Growing Economy In 2015 by Elvis506(m): 12:23pm On Jan 23, 2015
undecided
acenazt:
O.P na economic growth man pikin wan chop??
childish comment...
CrimeRe: Nigerian Arraigned In The U.S For Aiding Al-Qaeda by Elvis506(m): 10:38am On Jan 23, 2015
grin cheesy
RedLight1:
look at his forehead

only terrorists have that black mark after hitting their head against hot Arabian desert floor

they should jail him grin grin
CrimeRe: Popular Alaba Trader WhoTerrorise Lagos & His Gang Arrested For Robbery by Elvis506(m): 10:34am On Jan 23, 2015
echobee:
everyday for d thief,one day for the owner tongue
exactly...
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Ladies Make It Difficult To Get Under Their Pants In Relationships by Elvis506(m): 10:12am On Jan 23, 2015
tosyne2much:
My thread comes like the rattle of a gun & it is always based on proper research and sampling. The mentality of an average 9ja boy is that, when a lady claims to love her & refuses to open her legs, then it means she doesn't have a genuine love for him while some quickly conclude that a random guy out there might probably be doing what he's being deprived of

Let's unveil the reasons behind it cool a good write up.....

Just sit down, relax, grab your vaseline, dip your hand into your boxers and start reading the post wink

Let's get to business grin

Reasons Why Ladies Make It Difficult To Get Under Their Pants In Relationships

1. To Earn Respect
Some ladies will almost make you lie on the floor prostrating to them before they finally give in even when it's printed over their faces that they really want it. They mostly do this because they don't want to be seen cheap by their newly found boyfriends

2. The Fear Of Being Dumped Afterwards
Another reason why ladies withhold sex in relationships is the fear of being dumped. We are now in an era where it's terribly difficult for a lady to know the intentions of her male suitor(s). However, guys of this generation are desperate to get under the pant of a lady. Some can even jeopardise their lives at the expense of getting into a lady's pant. Many guys would pretend & resort to take them for granted after the deed has been done

3. For Personal/Unknown Reasons
It is precisely when you start to expect sex from your girlfriend that she starts using that presumption against you. Some ladies make a habit of withholding sex in their relationships, while some only do it under very specific circumstances to the extent that they purposefully withhold it woman making it hard like OAU Post UME Exam grin

4. She Senses You Wont Take Her To The Altar
Some ladies purposefully make sex be as hard as sending GEJ back to Otu Oke so as to make their boyfriends make promises before they open their legs. However, some ladies want their man to promise them marriage or take them to their parents b4 they open their legs. When no hope is marriage is coming forth, then NO show at all

5. She’s Manipulating You
Another reason ladies withhold sex is to get
something out of you. When no other methods of getting what she wants are working, she might resort to revoking sex privileges until you agree to what she’s after. The easiest way to get around this is to give her what she wants. If that’s not a possibility, you’ll have to appeal to her sense of reason. If that doesn’t work, try giving her something similar to what she wants & if that doesn't work, you might have to wait it out until she comes to her senses. wink

6. Religious Reasons
YES !! Most religions are female-dominated and sex is considered dirty and filthy; an earthly pleasure which is sinful. Many ladies who turn towards religion or spirituality would feel like avoiding sex in a bid to stay pure and evolve spiritually on the path to ascension

7. She's Not Emotionally Attached To You
YES An average naijaboiy wants to get into the pant of her girlfriend even when the emotions are not there. It is that frustrating ?. She could be avoiding sex or making it difficult and get embarrassed by the idea of talking about sex, especially when you are just few weeks into the relationship

8. She’s Cheating
It is a possibility that she's cheating because she’s more interested in having sex with
some other man. If this is the case you have bigger problems than lack of sex in your relationship. If you suspect that she is cheating on you (and you should have more reasons than just a decline in your sex routine), confront her with your suspicions calmly and listen to her explanation. If
you find out she is cheating, you’ll have to decide if you want to work on things or move on playing games

9. You don't treat Her The Way She Ought To Be Treated
If a lady loves you and you treat her the way a good lady deserves to be treated (and she shows the same back to you) sex will never die down. For a lady to allow you get under her pants, she needs to feel that strong emotional bond but when you don't give her the impression that she's a QUEEN, her interest in opening her legs disappear.

10. Abstinence
She might have promised to remain pure for her future husband. Therefore, any opening her legs for you will be the most difficult thing

Source : http://tosyne2much..com

Written By : Tosyne2much
RomanceRe: What Really Makes Some Ladies Cheat? by Elvis506(m): 7:38pm On Jan 20, 2015
nana:
There are 3 reasons why a lady would cheat. They are:

1: Cos she wants to explore. U know,just wants to know what it feels like to kill two birds with a stone

2: A bitter girl who's been cheated before and feels the need to pay back

3: Some people are not just contented!
same goes 4 guys too

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