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SportsRe: Argentina Vs Nigeria: International Friendly - 2 - 4 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 5:55pm On Nov 14, 2017
9ja go collect
TravelRe: Nigerians For Sale In Libya: Where Lives Are Auctioned For $400 by Elzends(m): 5:09pm On Nov 14, 2017
Funny how people heap a lot of blames on these illegal migrants. The truth is, they know what they are up against and they still choose to go through with it for reasons best known to them. No one has any right to criticize these fellows.
TravelRe: Those Intending To Travel Out, Let's Meet Here by Elzends(m): 3:09pm On Nov 12, 2017
YourFatherLap:
If you have a dream to travel out of this country or probably you are tired of this country, hence you need a greener pastures.... Let's meet and discuss here also encourage each other..

Those who are already out of the country please come in and out us through the process/steps, what to do and what not.

My dream destination is UK or America as I have already started sourcing for funds. Just little amount is remaining that would take care of visa and accommodation.
Mr fatherlap i hail oh. I also share your dream of booting the bleep outta this country. I'm a fresh graduate of physiology, looking to study medicine in a developing/developed country, in fact any country other than 9ja. Any advice from u or from this thread will be appreciated ...
Tnx
TravelRe: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by Elzends(m):
Allhaji blowjobs, thanks a lot for inspiring those of us who want to leave this hell hole of a country.
SportsRe: Algeria Vs Nigeria: FIFA 2018 World Cup Qualifiers 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 9:16pm On Nov 10, 2017
Nigeria just playing trash, Algeria even worseundecided
TV/MoviesRe: NTA Labels Adebayo Shittu As "President Of Nigeria" (Photo) by Elzends(m): 8:56am On Nov 09, 2017
The shortcut to depression lies with NTA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2017 by Elzends(m): 9:01pm On Nov 01, 2017
Hakimi gats improve ✌
TravelRe: Woman Crashes Her Toyota Land Cruiser On Lagos Bridge, Blocks Half Of Road. PICS by Elzends(m): 10:46pm On Oct 29, 2017
Djtrips:
Lol.. And so it happened that Real Madrid casted the slip grin Nice one Elzends!
My brother, a lot of slips were torn today due to this single act
TravelRe: Woman Crashes Her Toyota Land Cruiser On Lagos Bridge, Blocks Half Of Road. PICS by Elzends(m):
It's fixable

In the great palace of the god of casting, sitting around were the greatest casters of all time.

The reigning casters of the season, Dortmund, were seated at the right hand. Everton on the left. And the god of casting said "who shall I send to wreak havoc in the bet slips of these unsuspecting humans?" Everywhere was silent, you could hear a pin drop. He said again "who shall make me proud like Dortmund and earn a place at my table?" Fiorentina said, "with all due respect your Highness, I have already done some damage today, why can't I sit with you?" The god replied, "your damage wasn't felt as much as I want, I want to make people cry and curse the day they ventured into betting. Who is up to this?"

From behind came a voice, "I am here my lord, send me". All eyes turned towards the voice, behold it was *Real Madrid*. grin
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins The World's Best Player Award! by Elzends(m): 10:12pm On Oct 23, 2017
Sanchez01:
Finally! I can sleep peacefully. grin

Ronaldo and Messi remind me of Neji and Lee/Naruto; one claimed to be born a genius, the other two, devoted hard workers who became stronger than the genius would ever be. cool

Madeira Wonder! cheesy
I'm yet to understand how lee became greater than neji
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Elzends(m): 3:13pm On Oct 09, 2017
SchoolZinicc:
You sent me an email?
Yes how can I contact u
Christianity EtcRe: What Is The Most Ridiculous Prophesy That Has Ever Been Given To You? by Elzends(m): 10:56am On Oct 01, 2017
Mbaka's prophecy bout buhari undecided
SportsRe: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2017
E don red 4 9ja
SportsRe: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 7:34pm On Sep 04, 2017
We need another mikel to slow down the pace of this game
SportsRe: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 7:28pm On Sep 04, 2017
Oga commentator
It's onazi not onazo
SportsRe: Cameroon Vs Nigeria: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 6:38pm On Sep 04, 2017
Commentary 2day mke sense johr
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 6:51pm On Sep 01, 2017
vedaxcool:
grin grin ipigs how market
The one time we get to unite in this country, you storm this thread with ur silly tribalist comments
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 6:37pm On Sep 01, 2017
Goal
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 6:17pm On Sep 01, 2017
E remain simon moses
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 5:46pm On Sep 01, 2017
Sakem saekem
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 5:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
Ighalooooooooooooo
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 5:32pm On Sep 01, 2017
I thought commentators aren't supposed to be biased, these commentators with their funny command of English are obviously in support of Nigeria
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by Elzends(m): 5:17pm On Sep 01, 2017
This commentary get as e be oh
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Too Close To Her Reverend Father by Elzends(m): 7:58am On Jul 05, 2017
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by Elzends(m): 7:08pm On May 27, 2017
Sakem sakem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by Elzends(m): 7:01pm On May 27, 2017
Which kin Moses be this sef
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by Elzends(m): 9:28pm On May 10, 2017
Isco my man of the match
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 10th May 2017 by Elzends(m): 8:28pm On May 10, 2017
Ndi booooluuu



Hala Madrid
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Juventus Vs Monaco : UCL (2 - 1) On 9th May 2017 by Elzends(m): 8:48pm On May 09, 2017
Me was expecting an interesting match, but Monaco is just no match for juventus. Just wondering how they eliminated man city and bvb
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Real Madrid vs Atletico Madrid: UCL (3 - 0) On 2nd May 2017 by Elzends(m): 7:18pm On May 02, 2017
Why on earth does benzema get to start

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