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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by Elzends(m): 10:06am On Aug 18, 2016

Drives into thread.. ✌

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cursed Me, Pls Advice Me!! by Elzends(m): 7:19am On Aug 18, 2016

Hehehehe

Christianity Etc › Re: With Prayers, Necessary Changes, Nigeria Would Overcome Its Problems – Adeboye by Elzends(m): 5:53pm On Aug 17, 2016

Lemme keep today myself

Politics › Re: PDP Bus Going To Convention In Accident Along Abak (photos) by Elzends(m): 1:54pm On Aug 17, 2016

Even with the above pics, e fit still be lies....
APC!!!!...legendary liars

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Gaming › Re: Best Free Android Games Under 60 MB by Elzends(m): 11:09pm On Aug 09, 2016

Wats soo special about this Pokémon go.... Please someone to enlighten me

Christianity Etc › Re: "Don't Marry A Man Who Doesn't Have A Job" - Pastor Adeboye Advises Women (Video by Elzends(m): 8:09pm On Aug 02, 2016

1st don't marry outside rccg
Now, don't marry a man without a job

Redeem ladies go hear am

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Sports › Re: US Basketball Team Arrives Houston To Face Nigeria Tonight by Elzends(m): 12:24pm On Aug 01, 2016

"Nigeria declared winner if USA doesn't score up to 200 points"

Some people no get chill....

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs USA (basketball) On Monday August 1st, 2016. by Elzends(m): 12:16pm On Aug 01, 2016

I'm a Nigerian but sentiments aside........ 9ja go collect.. I just hope we don't get BADLY trashed....
That country USA dey chop basketball as food

Jokes Etc › Re: Hungry Man "Faints" In Front Of Tastee Fried Chicken Outlet by Elzends(m): 10:10pm On Jul 31, 2016

And some people will believe this.
This joke don old nau undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: Churches In Nigeria And Their Founders - Newsmath by Elzends(m): 3:59pm On Jul 31, 2016

calabardick:
Blind follower, it's very pathetic that you don't know the history of your church.

Blind followers everywhere!

Would have looked to give you a piece of my mind, but on a second thought..........................
A textbook can be written about the origin of the Catholic Church, i just wrote the most important part .....
If you're willing to write that textbook online, go ahead
#takesaseat#
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Christianity Etc › Re: Churches In Nigeria And Their Founders - Newsmath by Elzends(m): 3:51pm On Jul 31, 2016

UIA04:
Na so

You better research about your church well it follows many idolatry doctrines

Ur type has tried endlessly without success, to tear apart the Catholic Church
Nice siggy tho

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi At The Democrats Convention In Philadelphia, USA (pictures) by Elzends(m): 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2016

tukdi:
You are lying! ELSE you would have attached a picture of you sitting in that place for us to bilivit! IDONTBILIVIT!

I tok am nah.... Haters go say I'm lying

Christianity Etc › Re: Churches In Nigeria And Their Founders - Newsmath by Elzends(m): 12:28pm On Jul 31, 2016*

Catholic Church..
Founder... Jesus Christ.. 2000yrs ago
1st leader.... Saint Peter the apostle
Current leader pope Francis the 1st
Has millions of lay faithfuls all over the world
#proudlycatholic#

Muslims n Anglicans oya add ur own

For all the myopic ones quoting me https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Catholic_Church

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi At The Democrats Convention In Philadelphia, USA (pictures) by Elzends(m): 10:05am On Jul 29, 2016

tukdi:
You are lying! ELSE you would have attached a picture of you sitting in that place for us to bilivit! IDONTBILIVIT!

I tok am, haters will say I'm lying grin

Politics › Re: Peter Obi At The Democrats Convention In Philadelphia, USA (pictures) by Elzends(m): 8:01pm On Jul 28, 2016

gretblue:
I was at the next seat opposite where you seated just I didn't want to divert your attention,hence the reason why I didn't call u.

Sure you didn't see me on cnn??

Health › Re: #SaveMayowa Was A Scam! She Was Sick But Was Beyond Treatment. by Elzends(m): 6:38pm On Jul 28, 2016

Name checked

Politics › Re: Buhari Praises Father Mbaka, Lauds Catholic Priest’s Steadfastness by Elzends(m): 6:16pm On Jul 28, 2016

Hmmm

Politics › Re: Obiano Visits The Sabmiller, Onitsha Beer Giant by Elzends(m): 4:40pm On Jul 28, 2016

Afonjas how market

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi At The Democrats Convention In Philadelphia, USA (pictures) by Elzends(m): 4:25pm On Jul 28, 2016

gretblue:
I sighted you bro yesterday.You were the one that seated close to Chelsea, Hilary daughter in the front row yesterday?

My manchi... How u take know nah

Romance › Re: Photo Of A Virgin Restoration Kit by Elzends(m): 4:18pm On Jul 28, 2016

To attract fake husband undecided

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi At The Democrats Convention In Philadelphia, USA (pictures) by Elzends(m): 3:59pm On Jul 28, 2016

Propropro:
If he thinks Americans will help them get biafra he's surely sleeping on a bicycle. United we stand. One nigeria

This Zombie abeg get smol sense nah

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi At The Democrats Convention In Philadelphia, USA (pictures) by Elzends(m): 3:57pm On Jul 28, 2016

Dat convention mke sense die....
Hillary Clinton for president

Well, I was seated in the front row so I couldn't have seen him
#haters will say I'm lying#

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Sports › Re: Photos From Stephen's Keshi Funeral Service In Benin. See His Coffin. by Elzends(m): 1:55pm On Jul 28, 2016

Rip There should be a Nigerian flag on that coffin

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Business › Re: Dangote To Run For President In 2019 by Elzends(m): 1:46pm On Jul 28, 2016

If he's running under apc.... Yawa dey

Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Falls In Poland During Mass (Photos) by Elzends(m): 1:42pm On Jul 28, 2016

vanquay69:
The Head of Fraudsters fell down....I am amused.

That's what happens when you appoint Senile men to lead Criminal organizations.

I would have loved to insult some sense into you, but then dats not what the Holy pontiff would want......
Be reasonable

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Romance › Re: Guys, 11 Things You Should Never Do To Please Your Woman by Elzends(m): 11:15am On Jul 28, 2016

Romance › Re: Should A Lady Spend On A Guy She's Dating?. by Elzends(m): 11:52pm On Jul 27, 2016

JustHere2Observ:
I dont understand, so because he asked you out you should just be collecting? You won't surprise him with gifts or pay for dinner once in a while? This is why guys keep shading ladies on this forum, you present yourselves as leeches.

#inTekno'svoice..... Where your papa dey... Where your mama dey...

Education › Re: Why Some Nigerian Secondary Schools Mandate Girls Must Cut Their Hair? by Elzends(m): 12:31pm On Jul 27, 2016

True

Sports › Re: Mikel To Captain Team Nigeria At Rio Olympics by Elzends(m): 12:26pm On Jul 27, 2016

Another Avenue for the 3 most popular tribes in Nigeria to clash.... The afonjas, the IPOBs and zombies

Based on facts stated above, I can jejely report to NCAN anambra branch that their son is doing well
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Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Buys G-wagon For Boyfriend To Say 'I'm Sorry' (photos) by Elzends(m): 12:24pm On Jul 27, 2016

JustHere2Observ:
Chale, carry on.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Woman Buys G-wagon For Boyfriend To Say 'I'm Sorry' (photos) by Elzends(m): 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2016

JustHere2Observ:
Guy that's my moniker na.

Babe isoorrriiittteeeee, I just borrowed it, I'll return it later ✌

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