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RomanceRe: Describe What Your Partner Does That You Enjoy The Most In The Bedroom by Elzends(m): 5:37pm On Apr 08, 2016
layla129:
Awww...how sweet
Na so e b oh ✌
RomanceRe: Describe What Your Partner Does That You Enjoy The Most In The Bedroom by Elzends(m): 5:33pm On Apr 08, 2016
Praying undecided

RomanceRe: 5 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies Attend Weddings- By Danceville by Elzends(m): 5:30pm On Apr 08, 2016
Get tips on planning ders ✌
RomanceRe: Some Silly Ways Guys Act When A Lady Turns Them Down by Elzends(m): 5:18pm On Apr 08, 2016
sandrahnaub:
Pained guyz has gat no chill at all undecided
MI lady, how do expect us to act after being turned down
PhonesRe: First Public Speedtest From Ntel's 4G LTE Advanced Network! by Elzends(m): 5:08pm On Apr 08, 2016
abumeinben:
Hope dia sim card go come witi pawabank
My man calm down oh
RomanceRe: She Said This To Me; Should She Be Taken Serious? by Elzends(m): 12:40pm On Apr 08, 2016
The beginning of the end.. ✌
RomanceRe: Some Silly Ways Guys Act When A Lady Turns Them Down by Elzends(m): 10:47am On Apr 08, 2016
Integrityfarms:
For 3 and 10 what do you expect him to do? To be chaperoning her or worshipping her? For God sake she turned him down so why can't he go for other women and never give a damn about her?

Op na your type go dey kneel down for girl to be begging her to accept you. #inferioritycomplex
Most reasonable comment soo far...blazer234 i feel u man
Op u just showed ur mediocrity in some of the things you wrote there, ur type goes about pestering the life of she who turned you down

RomanceRe: My Friend Killed This Huge Snake(huge Mamba) by Elzends(m): 10:39am On Apr 08, 2016
Front page oso ✌
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola At His Fans House For Lunch (Photos) by Elzends(m): 10:37am On Apr 08, 2016
Who is he✌
CelebritiesRe: Mr P Says ''go Hustle For Your Own Fuel by Elzends(m): 10:36am On Apr 08, 2016
Dexter247:
And He thinks he is making sense huh
Imagine oh✌
CelebritiesRe: Funny Picture Of Sam Loco, Makes Us Laugh Even In Death by Elzends(m): 4:40pm On Apr 07, 2016
RIP
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Police & Military Shave Their Beards by Elzends(m): 1:22pm On Apr 07, 2016
Ok, op abeg u on gen?
FamilyRe: Baby Drinks Beer But Refuses Milk (Video) by Elzends(m): 1:08pm On Apr 07, 2016
johnsonjosbles:
don't forget to watch out for phone thief cos them too have mission around thesame bank! If not u may not return next day to charge.
Noted, tankiu
FamilyRe: Baby Drinks Beer But Refuses Milk (Video) by Elzends(m): 12:13pm On Apr 07, 2016
How I have been surviving Fuel
Scarcity and Lack of Electricity:
* Go to Nearby Bank
* Greet Everyone,
* Plug Phone to Charge,
* Plug Power Bank, Rechargeable Fan,
* Drink Water from Dispenser,
* Sit Enjoy AC, Watch Buhari's ,Lai mohammed and APC rubbish
talks on CNN,
* Withdraw N1000
* Thank the bank staff and return
home.
The next day go and join queue to pay
back the N1000 into account.
Milk sef don cost
Buhari why
RomanceRe: Should I Leave My Wife For Her ? Advice Needed by Elzends(m): 10:04am On Apr 07, 2016
Op if you dey go filling station, come and take my jerry can abeg....tankiu ✌
RomanceRe: 7 Things You Must Know About Your Man: Strictly For Ladies Only by Elzends(m): 10:02am On Apr 07, 2016
RomanceRe: Funny Wedding Pictures by Elzends(m): 9:45am On Apr 07, 2016
Kikikikikiki
RomanceRe: Nairaland Has Taught Me That We Have So Many Jobless Youths. by Elzends(m): 9:44am On Apr 07, 2016
RomanceRe: Nairaland Has Taught Me That We Have So Many Jobless Youths. by Elzends(m): 9:44am On Apr 07, 2016
juicyboobs:
The truth be told, we have a lot of jobless youths on nairaland that are whirling away their time.

You see them on every thread, especially threads that are on front page making frivolous arguments.

They enjoy discussing celebrities, linda ikeji, wizkid.

Y'all should find something doing and make your life better. Like politicians, all these celebrities don't really care abt you.
Just checked ur profile and found out that you are yet to create a reasonable topic.... Ur moniker alone tells all there is to know about you
RomanceRe: They Met At A Birthday Party And Magic Happened (photos) by Elzends(m): 9:39am On Apr 07, 2016
Abeg if you dey go filling station, keep line 4 me undecided
RomanceRe: Would You Attend Your Ex Boyfriend /girlfriend Wedding?? by Elzends(m): 9:31am On Apr 07, 2016
Depends ✌
RomanceRe: Can U Hit A Woman? by Elzends(m): 7:43am On Apr 07, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
I'll never hit a woman..

But I'll pay a woman to hit her when she has bitten more than she can chew..


Some women are just stubborn, selfish, annoying, bad mouthed.... Infact.. Looking at one when she has _fucked up makes you want to strap her to 6tonnes of concrete and throw her out of a plane..


Believe me.. Women have gotten me angry countless times.. I just walk away, and I'm tired of walking away.. One day.. I'll pay another woman to beat the devil out of somebody!!
Smart nigga, nah to pay another woman oh
RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by Elzends(m):
Na wa oh, u just reminded me of 'witches of East end
RomanceRe: Girlfriend That Cannot Propose To Her Boyfriend Is That One Girlfriend? by Elzends(m): 8:58am On Apr 06, 2016
Girl that only buy me boxers on my birthday, is that one girlfriend ✌
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Signs Your Boyfriend Just Cheated on you. by Elzends(m): 8:51am On Apr 06, 2016
All these gay niggas sef
RomanceRe: Can You Suck Your Lactating Partner's Milk? by Elzends(m): 5:30pm On Apr 05, 2016
DonBobes:
Lwkm
U think say na joblessness cause dis kin thin bah?
Ah no tok anything oh

RomanceRe: Can You Suck Your Lactating Partner's Milk? by Elzends(m): 5:06pm On Apr 05, 2016
Buhari needs to create more jobsundecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: The Most Complete Player In Football History *picture* by Elzends(op): 1:25pm On Apr 05, 2016
nonsoroyalty:
buhari has some serious work to do in job employement.
I strongly agree with you bruh, u need it

Foreign AffairsRe: Harry Kitilya Carrying Bucket Of Water In Prison by Elzends(m): 12:45pm On Apr 05, 2016
Looks like a 5 star prison to meundecided

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