₦airaland Forum

Oluwapresley:
the two Madrid's must lose today

U mean Atletico Madrid and real Madrid castilla??
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Puna has done it again ✌

Arsenal must lose today
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Who get Motorola charger abeg ✌

Wen you blow✌

My fellow romancelanders no vex, abeg who dis story don epp ✌

Been der once, ain't funny You just need to confront yourself with the truth and decide whether to move on ✌

Caspian22:
Elzends ...
Lemme add my own

1) A true bro must try to rescue this bro from falling into the friend zone.

2) A true bro should always snitch on the his bro's hoe.

3) If a bro is terrible at sports, excuses may be made, no matter how bad they are. Good bros will start to play worse so that their bro doesn’t look so bad.

Number 1,fully seconded

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TPAND:
How come you missed you the ultimate bro code. The number #1

Bros before Ho's

Had i missed that, then I ain't worth to be called a bro.. Check 13
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multikolour:
Tanker is off loading fuel, let me go and catch my line then I will come and comment.

Bro i kept a line for you
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Lol ✌

I'll spare us details about the origin of the bro code and go right into it.
The bro code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men.
There are over 50 bro codes as compiled by Patrick Harris but the 13 most important ones will be highlighted...

1. You must always have your bro's back, no exceptions

2. When your bro's girlfriend inquires about his whereabouts, you know nothing always

3. A bro will never make another bro look bad in front of a target
girl. The wingman should swiftly punish any such attempts.
Afterwards the bro who infringed upon this rule may be confronted by the whole circle of bros.

4. A chick may be included in the bro code if she has proven
herself worthy via general bro concession.

5. A bro will never give detail when describing a sexual encounter.
Doing so will force your bro to imagine you naked and this is
unforgivable.

6. A bro should never ever under any circumstances sleep with a
bro’s ex-girlfriend. A bro may proceed to make moves on another
bro’s failed target (he got rejected) but only after asking permission first. If the bro declines your invitation to bust some moves, you
must adhere to his wishes and find a new target.

7. A bro must always maintain a safe physical distance from a
bro’s girl, especially when drinking. Physical contact may only be
made with a bro’s girl, when saying good bye. No exceptions.

8. When a promise is made, it shall be kept. And under no
circumstances shall it be broken.

9. Never refer to a bro by his last name, this is a sign of disrespect.
Always refer to a bro by their name, nickname, or any standard bro
word.

10. A good bro will always encourage his bros to be an Alpha-Bro
when it comes to talking to girls.

11. Under no circumstances should a bro ever be hit in the genitals
for any reason. EVER!

13. Finally, the Bro golden rule 'Bros Over Hoes'. This rule is what sets the male gender apart from the female gender. It is the very essence of the bro code

I decided to repeat this thread because the rate of snitching among bros here is unbearable. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS.. Cally3d, Caspian22, Cutehector, politicalthug, smellymouth
Naijaboy, vikhiz, radazabana

#goes back to petrol queue#

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My darling KingCheezyPuff.....quite mature..

PoliticalThuG:
my brother, if u call me zonal chairman u are correct...

I have been shaving her and puting pants on her but when i try to enter inside, u will here sth like -





u know u are like my brother... Like what dah fork

I'm loyal sir

zeetyzin:
250/ltr.
interested?

No wonder u get time to comment poo

#goes back to petrol queue

# 250/litre?? My brother u must be a dasuki

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KingCheezyPuff:
hmmm,I'm gon get you fer talkin' ta me like this
I gotta go think up somethin'. bye

Bye my swthrt
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Soo when I clicked on reply, I expected to see 'do you believe in Jesus Christ................' that kinda tin seen on Islam threads


Bt dats none of my business

His holiness has spoken, a lotta pipo will gladly choose to misunderstand what he said just like some commenters above me

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zeetyzin:
proud virgin!

Bro you get fuel? ✌

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Ur developing cold feet bro...it's normal... If age is why u are having 2nd thoughts, i see no reason why u shouldn't marry her...it's not like she's near menopause
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KingCheezyPuff:
ya gotta be we kiddin' me! You don't "dismiss" me either.
......What's better than being straight forward

I agree, now GERARA HERE
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Gebbson007:
Na DAT BFF worst pass cux she fit go half NUDE fr Ur presence as cll u 2 her ous 2 check out d new dress her bf bought her.God punish friend zone

I weep for my fellow bros in that kinda friend zone...
Politicalthug, the current nairaland zonal president....wats ur take
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KingCheezyPuff:
Say what .You don't "summon " me I do that.
Anyway,I'd tell him let's be friends.

More like telling him, 'hey bro welcome to my friend zone'
Ur direct tho..
U have been dismissed
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KingCheezyPuff ur summoned

Wats ur take
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Op Na because u never stand for petrol queue, that's why u dey upload crap ✌

Most importantly......... Money
With the current situation of 9ja now, broke dudes be losing der babes
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