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Romance › Re: Is It Just Me ??? by Elzends(m): 11:59am On Apr 02, 2016
It's just u
Romance › Re: My by Elzends(m): 11:48am On Apr 02, 2016
I now understand, bro still talk to her, nah from play play we dey gt players oh
Romance › Re: My by Elzends(m): 11:44am On Apr 02, 2016
go4goldnow:
@ Elzends you think i should let her know i checked her facebook huh
If you checked her fb and ur convinced beyond doubt, then talk to her
Romance › Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Elzends(m): 11:42am On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
lying is not my thing. I am a truthful dude
Pishure of u doing the shaving or........
Romance › Re: My by Elzends(m): 11:39am On Apr 02, 2016
Ur wife to be??and ur still afraid of confronting her??
Confront her when you two are married then come back here and create another thread on how ur marriage of two weeks ended

Bro if you don't wanna suffer high bp wen ur married, do the needful
Romance › Re: Gifts For Future Inlaws And Fiance's Family by Elzends(m): 11:34am On Apr 02, 2016
Ur welcome

Romance › Re: I Am Dead!! Please, Redeem My Soul From This Pit Of Friendzone! by Elzends(m): 11:30am On Apr 02, 2016
PoliticalThuG:
I visited my crush for an assignment we hope to submit on monday. I wanted to grab the opportunity to tell her what i feel for her.

I knocked at the door. I am sure she heard a masculine voice but what i dnt get is why she came out stark naked. I was shocked to the marrow.

She dragged me to her bed. I found out she was shaving. She asked me to help her shave her possey that her hand was paining her.

When i was shaving, my "gbola" started rising. Nawa oooo. And i didnt want her to see it. One thing let to another, i say make i fin...ger her small. Na so she got angry and pull my hand out forcefully..

She started saying "you know u are like my brother bla bla bla" na so i carry vex commot her house.

She has been calling me since but i refused to pick her call. What do i do now?
Politicalthug......ur threads show that you are from the lineage of lie Mohammed
Romance › Re: The Trendiest Way To Break Up In 2016( You Need To See This) by Elzends(m): 11:15am On Apr 02, 2016
Spreads mat
Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Why I Don't Indulge In Indiscriminate Sex. by Elzends(m): 11:09am On Apr 02, 2016
Make we begin cry undecided Go n get married my friend
Romance › Re: Beware! Friend Zoning Is Real! (see Photo) by Elzends(m): 9:22am On Apr 02, 2016
I understood the concept of friend zone after watching the movie 'JUST FRIENDS'.... With help from xxxtedyxxx, i finally overcame it.... Tedy sir, I'm loyal
Let's see what Pete has to say

Romance › Re: What Are You Bringing To The Table Beyond Beauty And Social Media Likes? by Elzends(m):
I hope vinshu is reading this
Romance › Re: April Fool Made Me Have Sex With My Rich Landlady & I Got This After That by Elzends(m): 11:41pm On Apr 01, 2016
Even if you provide pishure, i still won't believe it
If you no create thread, u go die?? undecided
Romance › Re: See What My Student Submitted To Me (18+ Pix) by Elzends(m): 11:39pm On Apr 01, 2016
Chai!! Dis '18+' rating don suffer
Romance › Re: The Cost Of An*l Sex by Elzends(m): 11:31pm On Apr 01, 2016
Your sweet gala and lacasera here
Romance › Re: Single Guys Chaiii! We Are Officially Finish. Come In Let's Reason For Solution by Elzends(m): 11:22pm On Apr 01, 2016
amiskurie:
Jadekitana hmmm!




** She knows she's not the only one. **
Jadekitana come oh, someone called ur name
Romance › Re: Single Guys Chaiii! We Are Officially Finish. Come In Let's Reason For Solution by Elzends(m): 9:22pm On Apr 01, 2016
Cutehector:
We hav quite a handful of dem in romance section.. example one girl dat always like to create topics on how guys are broke cool


I didn't mention anybody's name
She just created another myopic topic today... Ah no call pesin name oh
Family › Re: My Wife Has Taken My April Fool's Joke All Wrong...please Help!! by Elzends(m): 8:57pm On Apr 01, 2016
Buy her galaxy s7 and range Rover Sport
Give her time to get over it, just know dat she might not trust you like she used to

Tnk me latr
Crime › Re: Driver And Conductor Rape Lagos Job-Seeker (Photo) by Elzends(m): 11:08am On Apr 01, 2016
Only in lag
Romance › Re: 10 Things A Girl Does When She Likes You Already – Guys, See This Now! by Elzends(m): 9:37am On Apr 01, 2016
Nairaland ladies don't do that
Celebrities › Re: ★ Linda Ikeji Share Photo Of Her Old One Room Appartment by Elzends(m): 8:30pm On Mar 31, 2016
Oluwa bless our hustle
Education › Re: Which University Has The Most Notable Alumnis by Elzends(m): 8:29pm On Mar 31, 2016
Not ansu
Romance › Re: 10 Hilarious April Fool’s Day Pranks For Couples by Elzends(m): 4:43pm On Mar 31, 2016
I'm here to sell pop corn
Romance › Re: What Should I Do To This Friend Of Mine. I Really Don't Want To Loose Her by Elzends(m): 12:49pm On Mar 31, 2016
Amateurs
Music/Radio › Re: Timi Dakolo Celebrates Fours Years In Marriage With A Lovely Song Titled #thevow by Elzends(m): 12:34pm On Mar 31, 2016
Ok
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Blame For Fuel Scarcity Says Lai Mohammed. by Elzends(m): 9:57am On Mar 31, 2016
Coming from LIE god
Nairaland General › Re: Husband Catches Wife With Her Lover In Bed: Court Dissolves Their 7yrs Old Marri by Elzends(m): 9:55am On Mar 31, 2016
Heya
Romance › Re: When The Whole Neighborhood Heard You Just Bought Fuel (photo) by Elzends(m): 9:36am On Mar 31, 2016
Buhari why??
Jokes Etc › Re: Lol See A Very Hilarious Warning Signpost By The Nigerian Police Force by Elzends(m): 5:46pm On Mar 30, 2016
English why??
Sports › Re: Even With 3 Moses In The Super Eagles: Hilarious Reaction About Loss To Egypt by Elzends(m): 5:38pm On Mar 30, 2016
Imagine oh
Health › Re: See The Big And Dangerous Cobra A Nairalander Killed Last Night by Elzends(m): 4:24pm On Mar 30, 2016
#Fastens seat belt

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