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franklingud:
The girl talk true sef, her nyash strong like wetin man fit break coconut.....

Ike eji eti aki!!

Hahahahahahahahaaaa..... the vernacular translation na die!

cosade:
Patches like that are common on roads in the US. That is what road maintenance is all about, unlike here in Nigeria when nobody cares till tiny holes develop into craters. Eventually, the highway will turn into a death trap.

tellwisdom:
Op, na ghetto u dey live?..Why the road leading to your house come be like Lokoja road?

Deo1986:
@op, that road looks like naija road. na aba u de snap those photos, no de lie.

Look closely, you can see that there are electric poles on the sides of the road. So that could be a kinda silhouette or shadow reflection of the same. Just my observation shaa! #MeNoDeyYankee

Modsenemy:
We know ur type..
since u will Never wish the government well just to laff last and laff best, u can as well jump into canal and die .
Cos u will remain pained fr d next 3yrs

Lol! Whr dis one come frm?! I don't do kids biko! Attention seeker, I don notice u!

Incase u blind 2 d obvious, or Part of the 'Zombies' as highly termed here in NL, a Govt dah shud invest in making the lot (urself inclusive) taken care of, yet they budget heavily on Ministry of Information way more than that of Agriculture. Very soon is gonna be 1 year & no serious policies are in place. No job creation platform dat will reduce d level of crime in dis society is formulated.... buh dey hurriedly increased Aso villa budget to d tune of billion plus, no be even millions 2 maintain website & billions for luxurious vehicles we dey even talk abt! #Nonsense

Nawaooo! Propaganda of that LIE muhamed & dis present Govt sef eehn!

To whom it may 'consign', call ur boys 2 order.

[quote author=draftmaster post=42453088]Save a husband's marriage by advising him maturely

Learn from BasketMouth in that regard! Allow her 2 shout while u keep quiet count 5 seconds after sh is done then shout and say some gibberish! Then u leave d house If the topic nah about money, make ur gibberish about one unrelated topic,and zoom out chikena! She go begin dey wonder wetin concern d talk wit wetin u dey yarn u don end d feud b dat

Now, my advice is 4 d nxt tym, cos dis time na 4 GOBE u dey so! Just give her space...buh make e no pass 1-2days, b4 dah old bf wey never hit am b4 go surface. Daz how devil works mehn!

9c one tho Buh I'm waiting for the day Bill Gates, Amancio Ortega, & our very own Dangote, Otedola et Al, will start flaunting dis shii, then I will take it serious!

sauceEEP:
I need to get this abs before valentine day and that's barely 3 weeks.......

My guy, u don't necessarily need dah shii #imo, jst add more zeroes 2 ua bal c/d and be urself, d rest na history.

But Egbon sauceEEP, if you need the abs, go and collect it

Holywizard:
TO FURCK JUST DEY HUNGRY ME

Guy quit dis kind tin naw! Na dis sh*t u jst dey post for every section. #smh
Abeg Endtime Crew, dis is d final notice, accept me 4 una group. Dis tin don too much

Oya blaming group, who we go blame now, GEJ or PMB #Nonsense

Ayaff said dis b4...EndTimeCrew make una sell form give me naw

The poo eyaff too much!

they look adorable

But below are the photos of the sexiest military woman:

https://www.nairaland.com/2574007/photos-meet-sexiest-female-us

Manweysabi:
Please, add this my friend to the pix

Space booker PLC. #YouAreSighted

Where is that Endtime crew! Seems I go join una, even if na sub/bench make I dey thr dey warm up. The kind shits wey dey happen dis days eeehn!

On the flip side, we don make front page again ooo! #Ovation

2day wey I come baq ontime, let me enjoy it while it lasts. #period

Mods dem eeehn . D kind post dat makes Frontpage these days sef!!

Omo, 2day na Frontpage baq to baq.

Gehs shaa! Anyways, e no concern me! make I sip my Ciroc joor!

This ppl below me just d book space upandan....Ndewo nu ooo

waveskaaya:
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Egbon wave! If u need dis weed, come and collect it

Jaymima:
Painment extraordinaire

I swear down I like dis geh! She no fit give up! #FullyNaijaBred

Oya, make I famzy u small follow u .

Jaymima:
I don't indulge swines like you in any play lest I get stained. Get off my case you lowlife!

Gerrahrahia Fu*q.tard!!! #sme.llo #GetALife

Lady F u too like Frontpage nawaooo

Antina:
If u can help her pay part of the money, pls do, and dont forget u call her ur mother-in-law, cos she is. Just thank God for taking u this far. who knws if ur mother-in-law didnt drive her daughter to come to you, u may still be squarting with ur friend.

1 bottle of Heineken for this geh! She too get sense. #correct

Jaymima:
Are you for real? You are loathsome

And you are rancidity in its fullness. Get a life joor #rubbish

Jaymima:
Like I don't know she's light, not white skinned. Minister of Defence.

Na her life joor! Y e come dey pepper u 4 body like dah...abi u wan follow join for 'commit suicide' queue

It's a common knowledge that she is fair in complexion... the ring tho her life, her money....Face ua biznex

Jaymima:
She looks hypo-ed

Girls eeehn! Una beef pass, Kai! Y dis geh life come dey vex una reach dis level...? Are u gehs @ peace wit unasef at all?

JaypeeAnics:
there was once a man who looked for power by all means for over 20 years and on the 24th year he got what he wanted-POWER....
and after getting the power what did he do?
he did nothing meaningful with it, but only to witch hunt, travel, make promises, tell Lie's tru lienus and flex.....his name is ?.....

BuBu..#smh

Passport N110-130
Samsung N30-50
Asus Tab N40-70

No b my fault....#phoneFreak

#JustPassingBy... Lalasticlala a female dat got me cracked up

melvinjames:
APC has no children to use in the SS hence the resort to violence and impersonation

Video of INEC staff warning APC touts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ntu7gD8cZQ

Too bad! Naija poliTricks eeeehnn!

Mc Galaxy Protégé....9c 1 tho

Thaz quite cheap...considering d 1 purchased with with a friend 4 N90m around gwarimpa estate. Tho already built

Gracito:
You didn't. I'm a lady but some ladies sha know how to piss men off. You made no mistake. You got rid of a mistake and I'm glad you did. . She doesn't like you at all. .

9c responce. Seems am seeing tinz abi na d booze dey totoori my eyes ni? Nice pix on ua Profile tho...

[quote author=sheyoroniyen post=41582397][/quote]Just lyk u have no contribution to make than show ur juvenility, olamide deserves the comeuppance. Ppl were busy canvassing for votes on IG and Twitter, others waiting to cry wolf. #smh

For me, d 2 parties were at fault. Olamide was wrong for using the F word on stage and acted as if the whole award should revolve around YBNL. He should also know that Don Baba has a lot of followers on the social platform + his 'stomach infrastructure' dah draws a lot of fans to him. Let's not forget dat the last award Badoo won last year, it wasn't deserving as it was a back to back award for a particular album and nobody cried wolf. Going on to Twitter to rant, mehn! Daz d height of it! (coupled with his typos - I guess he was still high on wah he was taking). As for #IDJA, he needn't calling out Badoo to have the car. It was as if he was battling with guilty conscience or does he have a hand in d 'selection' process? Is quite unfortunate dah being famous makes u vulnerable for scrutiny, just like I just did.....I hate judging ppl tho...#my2cents

For me, d 2 parties were at fault. Olamide was wrong for using the F word on stage and acted as if the whole award should revolve around YBNL. He should also know that Don Baba has a lot of followers on the social platform + his 'stomach infrastructure' dah draws a lot of fans to him. Let's not forget dat the last award Badoo won last year, it wasn't deserving as it was a back to back award for a particular album and nobody cried wolf. Going on to Twitter to rant, mehn! Daz d height of it! (coupled with his typos - I guess he was still high on wah he was taking). As for #IDJA, he needn't calling out Badoo to have the car. It was as if he was battling with guilty conscience or does he have a hand in d 'selection' process? Is quite unfortunate dah being famous makes u vulnerable for scrutiny, just like I just did.....I hate judging ppl tho...#my2cents

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For me, d 2 parties were at fault. Olamide was wrong for using the F word on stage and acted as if the whole award should revolve around YBNL. He should also know that Don Baba has a lot of followers on the social platform + his 'stomach infrastructure' dah draws a lot of fans to him. Let's not forget dat the last award Badoo won last year, it wasn't deserving as it was a back to back award for a particular album and nobody cried wolf. Going on to Twitter to rant, mehn! Daz d height of it! (coupled with his typos - I guess he was still high on wah he was taking). As for #IDJA, he needn't calling out Badoo to have the car. It was as if he was battling with guilty conscience or does he have a hand in d 'selection' process? Is quite unfortunate dah being famous makes u vulnerable for scrutiny, just like I just did.....I hate judging ppl tho...#my2cents

For me, d 2 parties were at fault. Olamide was wrong for using the F word on stage and acted as if the whole award should revolve around YBNL. He should also know that Don Baba has a lot of followers on the social platform + his 'stomach infrastructure' dah draws a lot of fans to him. Let's not forget dat the last award Badoo won last year, it wasn't deserving as it was a back to back award for a particular album and nobody cried wolf. Going on to Twitter to rant, mehn! Daz d height of it! (coupled with his typos - I guess he was still high on wah he was taking). As for #IDJA, he needn't calling out Badoo to have the car. It was as if he was battling with guilty conscience or does he have a hand in d 'selection' process? Is quite unfortunate dah being famous makes u vulnerable for scrutiny, just like I just did.....I hate judging ppl tho...#my2cents