Psych412:
lolz
aswear.

so irritating.

Psych412:
that your ex na full grown German Shepherd dog.

why will he lick your face like a bingo.


nothing my ears won't hear or my eyes see.

Fountainofyouth:
I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

punisha:
Sometime last year in Uyo, Akwa ibom state.
Right in Medique plus. A renowned hospital, my ex walks past with a man I suspected to be her husband...

Now it will be worthy to note that I escaped from the relationship. She was crazy and an obsessed young woman.
Would threaten to kill herself if you don't agree to most irrelevant things.

So on that faithful day, I made sure my stare seemed like she was invisible. Like I was staring right through her cos I had already looked towards the door when they entered.

Moments later, the man walks up to me and asks "why are u ignoring my wife?" I replied who's your wife? He pointed at her and said "don't u know her?" Then I stared harder and replied "I can't see anybody there."
My wife joins us and quickly understands what was going on. She stares too after greeting the man and listening to him repeat "can't u see her right there" my wife had to chip in "oga u married a ghost o" we can't see nothing. Luckily she had heard about all my exes and has seen their pic's. So she recognized what I was dealing with.


How many months later, my email is filled with threats from my ex. Half of what she is saying I can't understand.

Her husband too sent a mail asking me why I treated her the way I did. That I could have respected her...

Did I mention, she stalked me for years?
Pestered everyone she knew could reach me after I escaped. I changed numbers and traveled out for a few months then that was how I was able to avoid her.

I strongly feel theres someone special the universe has in store for everyone.
She found her spec...a mad person like her.
I think they are happily married tho...what do I know.

Was just thinking about the weirdest of things that happened to me lately and remembered this.

You could add your story, maybe my ex still dey learn work for where your own dey.

Happy weekend y'all.

Fountainofyouth:
I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

Fountainofyouth:


What of mucus and saliva? Naaaa he crazy, it is not normal behavior

Dreamliner787:


Bisola, One very crazy thing I knew she did was throwing my iphone7 inside well, All because a lady offered to take me out for lunch then in the university

blinking001:
Crazy enough to have sex with me in our church rest room every Goddamn sunday. It became a ritual and I freaking loved it. As e be say ah no die then ah no fit die again for this life.

Michelle55:

This one loud.. Abeg where una dey see this kinda women sef?

punisha:





Lmaoooooo... Med o!
What the actual Bleep?
Thank God it didn't end any worse.
I remember sverally running away from my house when I dated this same ex of mine.

punisha:



Seems like we have found a winner o....lmaooo

Samakus:


Is her name Linda? I wan check something

punisha:



Naaa. I ran from all Linda's. They seem to bear same traits. U know what to expect when someone bears serpent as a name.

blinking001:
Crazy enough to have sex with me in our church rest room every Goddamn sunday. It became a ritual and I freaking loved it. As e be say ah no die then ah no fit die again for this life.

punisha:



Sounds like something my ex would do too. Bisola must be related to her lol

punisha:



Looool.
I read what he said with mixed feelings...didn't want to reply him in a harsh way walahi. The guy get mind.

elpochas:
Have written about my ex story bfore here but let me share these.Babe was so crazy that wheneva we discussing she will jst tell me she feels me like stabing me playfully and the next any avalaible sharp object is on my body.Any small issue we had then,the next thing i will hear is she is done with me with enough insults to go with it.After few days she will just appear from no where and come straight to my house hoping to catch me with another lady.
The most funiest and crazy thing she did was she went to visit one of her toasters with her sis and on their way coming back they had an accident,babe expected to pay for her treatment.I had to refuse o,her words were am wicked.Had to run for my life o.

czarr:
One of my exes used to cut herself with razor blade to punish herself for getting me angry, especially when I am not quick to forgive her.

needless to say I ran as fast as my legs could.

Powerfly:
Sammy has beaten not less than 3 guys because he felt they were making advances at me. I told this dude from the first day that i was into women.. That anything i did with guys were simply smokescreen dramas which i usually pull out when i'm bored and done..
but sammy went ahead to introduce me to his mum as the girl he wants to marry.
He gets so freaking jealous and says alot of hateful and harmful comments. Gosh! He even crys alot.
dude is a pisces nigga.
Water element signs are often obsessed with people they have feelings for..leading them to passion crimes.

Fountainofyouth:
I lost a very close aunt, my ex was with me, I was crying deeply, more like wailing, the whole of my face was dripping wet, this dude started petting and kissing my face, he kissed abi licked everything till it was dry, I understand the obsession and the need to make me stop crying, but why the hell will you lick my face? I was disgusted, that was the beggining of a nightmare in the relationship.....

Powerfly:
Sammy has beaten not less than 3 guys because he felt they were making advances at me. I told this dude from the first day that i was into women.. That anything i did with guys were simply smokescreen dramas which i usually pull out when i'm bored and done..
but sammy went ahead to introduce me to his mum as the girl he wants to marry.
He gets so freaking jealous and says alot of hateful and harmful comments. Gosh! He even crys alot.
dude is a pisces nigga.
Water element signs are often obsessed with people they have feelings for..leading them to passion crimes.

Yuneehk:
Did some of y'all add pepper and salt to make the stories sweet? Find it hard to believe some of what I'm reading did really happen.
I'm not crazy, and I have never been with a crazy person. Una sorry oh.

Pancakeey:
Reading all these crazy ex posts and I can’t relate . I’ve never had a crazy ex. I’ve never been a crazy ex.

I can’t imagine hurting someone I claimed to love before.
Lol love really does things to people