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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Volunteer ‘Fighters’ Besiege Ukrainian Embassy by EmemObong03: 10:18am On Mar 02, 2022
I want to fight for Ukarine with my grand fathers's catapult.
Abeg, tell them to make it online...

If we stay here, we die of hunger. If we go over we die by bomb but at least we go chop small before we die
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RomanceRe: Shear Your Disappointment On Missed Calls Mine Was Hell. by EmemObong03: 12:05pm On Mar 01, 2022
God's Mercy is still abound. He saved you from contracting HIV virus that day.
Go to church and give a Special Thanksgiving
InvestmentRe: The Business That Generate Me Over 200k In Two Weeks During My Nysc Year. by EmemObong03: 12:07pm On Feb 27, 2022
Drop WhatsApp link. I am interested
SportsRe: New Zealand And Liverpool Defender Meikayla Moore Scores Hat-trick Of Own Goals by EmemObong03: 9:11am On Feb 21, 2022
She was menstrating inside the pitch, we understand. Sorry dear
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FamilyRe: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by EmemObong03: 5:26pm On Feb 19, 2022
That guy that moved out should be apprehened. It was a calculative move
InvestmentRe: Interested In Learning Copywriting by EmemObong03: 10:13am On Feb 14, 2022
Here to learn too
SportsRe: Ex-chelsea Star Slams Blues Players For Celebrating Club World Cup Win by EmemObong03: 10:02am On Feb 14, 2022
When they lost that same title in 2013, the whole world came against them saying they lost to Corinthians from the Bible grin grin grin
Please, let them celebrate mbok. This is the only trophy that Mikel Obi can't have so it means a lot to them
KTBFF
SportsRe: Ex-chelsea Star Slams Blues Players For Celebrating Club World Cup Win by EmemObong03: 10:02am On Feb 14, 2022
When they lost that same title in 2013, the whole world came against them saying they lost to Corinthians from the Bible grin grin grin
Please, let them celebrate mbok. This is the only trophy that Mikel Obi can't have so it means a lot to them
RomanceRe: Valentine Celebration. How Do I Organise One In My Office by EmemObong03: 9:52am On Feb 14, 2022
Why waste your energy when the answer is very glaring?

Since your office value Valentine's celebration more than their core values, tell everyone to change to their red under wears while still at work and observe how they will carry out their work with smiles on their faces.

Just imagine 10 beautiful ladies in their red bra and strings with 13 handsome men with their boxers with some dangling tools

13: 10 is correct formula.
Abeg do this and invite me as a special guest
RomanceRe: Enough Of Criticisms On Huge Age-gap In Relationships by EmemObong03: 12:51pm On Feb 13, 2022
Have you ever observed how a young widow look so fresh and sexy compared to when her advanced in aged husband was alive?
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Used Slap Threat In Turning Down A Street Beggar (Pix, Video) by EmemObong03: 12:45pm On Feb 13, 2022
Street beggar with complete hands and legs?
To give is not by force
SportsRe: Which Of These Legendary Goalkeepers Would You Start, Bench And Sell? by EmemObong03: 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2022
Cech problem has always been his right hand side. Using his left hand to catch ball on the right hand, hence making him some inches shorter.

Van Der Saar is so good with aerial balls but ground level not the same.

Buffon, the name alone terrifies attackers but always erratic in some key decision making.

As a good business man, I will start Cech , Bench Van Der Saar and Loan Buffon
CrimeRe: Man Set To Marry Dead Woman Who Drank Sniper With Child by EmemObong03: 6:50pm On Feb 07, 2022
Rastaramsey:
WTF man... That is why I can't marry from that tribe.... How the hell would someone marry a deadhuh? They are so uncivilised
Damnn
One of the best tribes to marry from. Read again.

THEY STARTED LIVING TOGETHER AND HAD A SON.

When the man was having her in different styles any day anytime, she was not foolish abi?
The man would have seen the family and do the needful.
I can't wish anybody this and I am strongly against suicide but we guys are always the ones putting ourselves in trouble.
PoliticsRe: This Man Is The Next President Of Nigeria by EmemObong03: 6:37pm On Jan 17, 2022
Is it man or the party that we are voting for?
If this noble man can have the flag of PDP my entire generation will vote him without regret
Jobs/VacanciesFlutterwave Recruitment by EmemObong03(op): 12:40pm On Jan 17, 2022
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Just your smartphone.
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Subject of Mail: PMA, Warri
ProgrammingRe: Data Science Or Web Development: Which Is A Better Option For A Nigerian? by EmemObong03: 11:30pm On Dec 31, 2021
I choose Data Science but I don't know nor like math and stats
RomanceRe: Ibadan Bridge Where Lovers Lock Themselves With Padlocks: Video by EmemObong03: 9:24am On Dec 29, 2021
I believe the keys are thrown inside the river.
I like that part
RomanceRe: A Spiritual Condition Preventing Her From Having Sex With Me by EmemObong03: 7:22pm On Dec 26, 2021
It is one of the ways women used to get men to say "I do".
She doesn't want hit and run guy
CareerRe: My Boss Almost Killed Me Today Because I Have Not Packed From His Apartment. by EmemObong03: 10:15am On Dec 26, 2021
What was your plan before you throw in your resignation?
Are you not aware that you MUST RETURN ALL THE FIRM'S PROPERTY IN YOUR POSSESION BEFORE YOU WORK OUT OF THE DOOR?
I call you a fool having the gut to ask for salary before you pack out
Thank God for being among the living today
RomanceRe: Please Help Me Judge, Is My Fiancee A Wife Material Or Not . by EmemObong03: 10:31pm On Dec 25, 2021
For you to lost this kind of money on 2 Odds at Bet9ja is far more better than wasting on this low life self acclaimed whatever.
Guy, run it is not too late
EducationRe: College Of Dental Technology Enugu To Arrest Pregnant Students, Nursing Mothers by EmemObong03: 7:58pm On Dec 21, 2021
The moment I saw the heading, I rushed to check if a Female is in charge of the school and I was not surprise. It is their way of flexing muscle.
FamilyRe: I Just Found Out The Easiest Method To Keep Kids Calm For A While by EmemObong03: 9:29pm On Oct 11, 2021
Was your breasts sleeping too cos it is not on this drawing
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LiteratureRe: Become an international Author and Publisher in 30-60 days by EmemObong03: 3:02pm On Oct 09, 2021
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FamilyRe: Woman Names Her Son 'Vagina' (Photo) by EmemObong03: 12:20pm On Jul 21, 2021
As in shouting at the boy "Itid leave that place inside a Church"?
What a name below every other name?
PoliticsRe: New Improved NIN Charges: What Is The Government's Endgame? by EmemObong03: 8:01am On Jul 09, 2021
Putting oil price per barrel into consideration, have you ever wondered how FG intends to pay up all these loans that the have stacked up?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ladies Can Be So Unreasonable... Reason With Me by EmemObong03: 11:36pm On Jul 07, 2021
I am pretty sure she did not buy you boxer and singlets on your birthday. It is their type
PropertiesRe: The Deck In My House Is Shaking by EmemObong03: 12:34am On Jul 04, 2021
You better leave now while you can.
I am tired of sad news in Nigeria
RomanceRe: Ebonyi Man Dies While Having Sex, The Girlfriend Rushed To Hospital (Photo) by EmemObong03: 11:45am On Jun 29, 2021
Poor ventilation
Generator fumes
Drugs
Insecticide (sniper)spray
I don't know again, let's hear from the standing nipples

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