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Romance › Re: Men, What Will You Do If You Were A Woman For A Day? by EmiDon11: 10:21am On Jan 31, 2023

[quote author=Nia69 post=120519680]i will hold u from the back, touch ur nipples, bath together with u.

It wont upset u cuz i am a girl like u.

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Romance › Re: The Youngest And Most Handsome President by EmiDon11: 11:00am On Jan 21, 2023

pachigo001:
Urchins just de play

hahahahahaha

Bulabala bulu

Drug bad aswear
All his systems don weak

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Romance › Re: The Youngest And Most Handsome President by EmiDon11: 10:55am On Jan 21, 2023

Cc:Yarimo

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Seun Osewa by EmiDon11: 10:53am On Jan 21, 2023

ImmanuelMyron:
Na im make you start sentence with small letter?

the kind phone wey she dey use no dey type in capital letters

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Romance › Re: Be Ware Of This Nairalander (photo) by EmiDon11: 8:43am On Jan 21, 2023

Goodlady:
You too, stop mentioning me. The both of you can be playing your immature games. I m angry!

learn to dey ignore people sometimes

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Was That Troll Behind »suspect1« Moniker? by EmiDon11(op): 1:05pm On Jan 19, 2023

Messi1:
How far guy?

mah niggi
How fa u nah Long time
Where u on bann?

Romance › Re: The Age/life Span Of Pussy. by EmiDon11: 1:03pm On Jan 19, 2023

PellsKodak:
Sexy lizard u don wash ur kpekus today

spoilt child

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Who Was That Troll Behind »suspect1« Moniker? by EmiDon11(op): 1:00pm On Jan 19, 2023

PellsKodak:
Troll police Why give a fuk Abt a Troll Na u dey encourage Messi1 to be more useless

so, he is useless?

Romance › Re: 50,000 naira for the 3 minute Brave Heart challenge!!!!!! by EmiDon11: 11:47am On Jan 19, 2023

DaddyCK:
Thanks for the dry joke

tinubu ass aint a dry joke bro

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Romance › Re: 50,000 naira for the 3 minute Brave Heart challenge!!!!!! by EmiDon11: 11:44am On Jan 19, 2023

Orgasmgiver123:
Sniffing tinubu's ass will help your life bro
He'll give you 5 acres of land to cultivate agbado and cassava

u no dey dissappoint bro...

Vawulence to vawulence....

Peace + Peace= Vawulence
Peace+Vawulence= Vawulence
Vawulence+Peace= Vawulence
Vawulence+Vawulence= VawuIenceProMax....

Crime › Re: Damilare Abodunrin Is Missing (Photo) by EmiDon11: 11:33am On Jan 19, 2023

Hopemanfx:
please location... u did not tell us the state he got missing

if its ogun, then let them start digging grave.

Its not must that the grave will be 6ft cus i know they wont see the man head.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Who Was That Troll Behind »suspect1« Moniker? by EmiDon11(op): 11:30am On Jan 19, 2023

I noticed a stupid troll called suspect1 on nairaland when i was a guest.

His pattern of trolling is NOISE tagging, to all posts and comments.

B4 i could register, he has been banned already.

Pls do u know the current moniker or main moniker of the dude behind the account?

Bcoz i believe thats an alternate acct.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Knew What He Said,and It Was Intentional by EmiDon11: 11:17am On Jan 19, 2023

Suspect1:
noise maker, keep quiet jare!

lol

Romance › Re: Pls How Do I Help Her? by EmiDon11(op): 11:07am On Jan 19, 2023

Blupen:
Op You and that your girlfriend thunder fire una, you think say we get una time??

u are an ewe

Romance › Re: Pls How Do I Help Her? by EmiDon11(op): 8:44am On Jan 19, 2023

Lampy336:
You are the best simps of the year 2023

remember i said back then, Not now

Romance › Re: How Does This Look On Me? (pics) by EmiDon11: 5:29am On Jan 19, 2023

Omo see room ooo
Is that prison room?

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Romance › Re: Why Do Men Buy Very Expensive Gifts For Their Wives Especially Ugly Ones by EmiDon11: 5:24am On Jan 19, 2023

Seakay:
Which gift did Ur Father buy for your Mother?

Romance › Pls How Do I Help Her? by EmiDon11(op): 5:19pm On Jan 18, 2023

Back then, when my relationship with my girlfriend was still new,
She used *dumping me for another guy* to threaten me.

But as time went on, i got use to it.
I told her after all, u aint the only woman on earth.

There are many out there, waiting for man.
She stopped using it to threaten me.

But just last week, she saw the girl i ve been craving to date b4 her even though the opportunity didnt come,
She saw the girl nd started feeling insecure.
She has been watching my moves since the girl came back.
I confroted her but she said she is afraid of loosing me to the girl.
Without me asking her,she started apologising on how she threatened leaving me for another guy.

I was like WTF!
This girl still remembers all this?
I bursted into laughter.

She started being moody from that moment.
I ve tried convincing her that i wont leave her for the girl but she wont listen.
I ve tried to sweet talk her but all to no avail.

I dont want her to be moody like that.

Pls how do i help her?

Phones › Re: Free The Nipple: End Ban On Bare Breasts, Oversight Board To Instagram, Facebook by EmiDon11: 1:07pm On Jan 18, 2023

Even nairaland too suppose freestyle nude and nipples

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by EmiDon11: 12:58pm On Jan 18, 2023

Shalommy:
For how much

i no understand?
U mean dime?

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by EmiDon11: 12:51pm On Jan 18, 2023

Shalommy:
Chaii.. . Ask her wetin you do am and I go follow you beg am.

she go ignore me...

Just ask am urself
Abeg

Romance › Re: I'm Really Tired Off My Girlfriend by EmiDon11: 12:32pm On Jan 18, 2023

Haakeem:
Mentality of a thickheaded illiterate

why e come dey vex u?

U say aboki means friend

I come dey call you friend u come dey para.

See me see trouble o

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by EmiDon11: 12:26pm On Jan 18, 2023

Shalommy:
Chaii.. Which of my friend and wetin you do am

na je.on o
I no know wetin i do am

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by EmiDon11: 12:07pm On Jan 18, 2023

Shalommy:
U want shit

chaii Noo Just that ur friend dey vex 4 me o
Chaii

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by EmiDon11: 12:02pm On Jan 18, 2023

Shalommy:
I no dey lie and my Jeon knows that. Chaii

hmmmm

Romance › Re: I'm Really Tired Off My Girlfriend by EmiDon11: 12:01pm On Jan 18, 2023

Haakeem:
Na you be the illiterate now.
Aboki meaning na friend.
Nah! You're too dull.

abokinese

Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by EmiDon11: 11:44am On Jan 18, 2023

Shalommy:
Too much make up. Chaii.. I can't be deceived. Don't like you.

na ur gender u dey bash like dis?

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