Booty4me:
Op dull.. That a bulk SMS .. Magas still plenty for this country

Magas have so many format, pray you don't fall a victim someday.

Singing[i] 'mercies of the Lord come down now to your children'[/i] in Oritsefemi's voice

Decryptor:
Man like you slap you, you begin cry. U no fit wire am slap

You want him to lose his job. Abi?

Simi's look alike!

That's really a bad omen!

Mr capableben, how capable are you sef, oyahh meet me for my room sharperly

Pls where can I possibly get the tea tree oil because I am battling with a severe tooth ache right now as I don't want to extract any tooth again. I extracted two few years back

I guess she's now size 14.

jubebaister:


I don't blv that. It's Indians that do juju or voodoo. Beside, my landlady is too classy for juju or voodoo. She's hot, busty and charming. Decent and a born again too

Born again I laugh in chinese

ramdris:
This is th least of my problem right now. High fuel price, looming union strike and dark town plus cashless pocket those are d things on my mind..

Same here

That's when I simply give my pussycat a clean shave

What a fantastically foolish father!

Somebody's life is over because of visa

YorubaHighness:
Ondo state is quite safe, located in SW Nigeria.

Do you live in Ondo state or are you from there?

fitinwell:
[size=28pt]Op stop advertising your stupidity and exposing your nudity in public.. What is in pudding beans that you cannot prepare yourself as a lady as old as you are.. All dis biz girls dem.. Abeg clear make i see road. [/size]

Abi oo
All these bunch of lazy ass forming big girls

Chai!!!his father is even taller than him

So many bad news emanating from Ogun state lately?

Why na

A lily livered man won't return, but man wey get crase will return and nothing will happen!

Naughty kiddos

This babe is effortlessly beautiful.... #No homo.

Ucheosefoh:
Its not a big deal all she need to do is to call one of her toasters or friends that she is Hot, the mumu will abandon his work rush straight to her house

Squirting is no big deal for me, as long as I'm in cloud9

Sleep on mum!

And this kin man go get girl friend whey go dey give am head o

Some girls sef na wa oo

darkenkach:
God bless the OP. Imagine after working my ass off, my so called girlfriend wants to move in with me. Hell no.

That's free punny for you everyday na!

I'm waiting

crackdcode:
All that is just too much to follow:

To be emotionally strong you have to
1.Be stoic
2.Be Prayerful
3.Have a personal anthem you recite to yourself everytime.
4.Read a lot...spiritual, general knowledge, history books etc

All these take care of the rest.

Short and simple!
Thanks

She looks 50

januzaj:
His friends did the test for him not NDLEA....they are just trying to save his assss from NDLEA

Wonder why they are scared, when NDLEA does not even have their time