hungryboy:
People still dey put money for bank?
My own money dey under my mattress oh,
I no need atm, I no need customer care,
And nobody dey deduct my money except me.

OK now! Wait till awon omo wobe visit you for house

estyvino:
The guy no sabi tie shoe lace?

I wonder o, see as him tie shoe lace like kindergarten pikin

Zalam5:

Why always neco question

What do you mean by that ?

Is she a learner?

ShaqFu:
I didn't go to church today because I didn't go to church. Wetin dem dey do for church sef?

Fashion competition

LynnPetra:
This change don tire me.
Even kpokpo garri, that's without starch is pricey now.

Tried buying recently the old woman said 350, i was like "mama even kpokpo garri again? "
The old woman said," My pikin na dollar o, everything don cost" .


Wetin concern kpokpo garri and dollars biko nu? ?

Abeg, which one be kpokpo Harris?

You gave common girl friend 200k and your own blood sister 80k

Na wa oh

Francoolee:
No one can scam or dupe me, not even satan himself...

guy you are very funny

Smart guy, he partially succeeded in covering his face from the camera

Mine is combination of puffy and purtruding nips

Can somebody tell me the difference between this guy and denrele becos I wonder why people hardly criticize denrele

Chai! Na ordinary chinko phone op dey hype like this

Na wa ooo

That car is capable of giving one a nightmare

Ben lost it the moment he dabbled into politics.

Don't let your need become greed

Don't let your need become greed.

No, it's not compulsory.

Youngetskilz23:
that bros wey wan marry person with kidney ish. i hope u de read this tin oh. . am i the only one who noticed the lenght of her feet,
?

That should be size 41 or 42

Summary plssss

Dfinex:
guilty of 4 and 5. ...I feel sick when my battery goes flat. give me a full bar on my phone and I can spend the whole weekend indoors. lolss

Just like me

AnakinSkywalker:
1. It could be a simple ''Queef'' as it is called.
Happens when air gets into her and forced out of her during the thrusting motion. Like forcing air from your mouth through your lips sealed.
Shallow strokes and thrusts should do the trick. Also keep her from positions that will easily allow air rush into her Vag. and out.



2. If it is real fart then you are just too rough. She does so because you are not easy and gentle. You are so rough you make her loose control of her rectum, perineum and anal muscles. This is your evidence: According to you she goes "baby easssssy easy ooo", "I'm dead ooo". This is a woman being tortured and not being made love to. This will be even worse when you allow all your weight to rest on her coupled with the roughness.

So take it nice and easy with her. So many boys who watch too much porn nowadays because of cheap internet access copy what they see. A girl screaming out in pain is always mistaken to be pleasure. It is quite unfortunate. I have heard a lot of street crap about how girls like it even though they are screaming in pain. How boys think they have done a good job because after the act the girls couldn't walk normally again. It is hate sex and torture that happens nowadays, no thanks to Porn.

Anyway, the best thing to do is to take it easy with her, and also learn to laugh it off and make a joke about it. Note not to laugh at her but to laugh it off.

This is for you bros

When they tell you to leave north for the northerners you won't listen..now see what has happened.

bettercreature:
When is this beautiful lady going to start playing with a diiick?

Never heard of her playing with a diick since i was born

Is it compulsory she plays with a dixkk

Nice one

How many children this one done born

Lanretoye:
fire go dey burn,everybody go run but the wall no go run.

Inan njo ogiri osa!