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Its rily a serious issue,cos females do thnk they're playas,whch is nt always true. This is jst a problm my elda broda is facing! Iv told him 2 switch faces wit me,atleast am normal while he's jst 2 PRETTY!!

Whats d meaning of 'grangfather'? Ths guy needs 2b shot in d brain!!!

@spikedcy, Swithat,wetin i do again nah? Is it wrung 2 corrct d dude?

Iv always reiteratd dat formal education is extremely ineluctable nd indispensable! if not,y wud one bother us with inscrutable words like "COMFUSE"? Whr does it find its meaning?

Yeah,mine is on may 5th! We are always smart nd intelligent, At least i bagged a 1st class in civil engr 4m a prestigious uni, So UP MAY FOLKS!

Evanorah, am still tryng bt am gettng tired of doin so! Probably d call traffic is heavy!

Iv tried d numba so hard like bone thugs nd it seems nt 2b goin tru,

But stella fell in luv wit obj!! Reason: he's HAND-some

I thnk its sm1,bt iv 4gottn his username! Nt seen d dude 4 a whl now

2 b a playa is d best thing any guy should ever thnk of, Cos it gives u peace of mind,relaxed muscles nd less headache thnkng whethr ths girl wud break ur heart or not,since thy r many!thats wht am involvd in anyway.its a modern world whr only playas reign cos we carry d moto 'LUV NO DEY'!

Listen up sweedy,there's nothng existing like LUV!!! It doesnt exist in d real world!its just an idiosyncratic feelng of 2 individuals.iv had a near similar xperience like urs in d past nd i learnt d bitter lesson, So delete d dude's numba,nd get busy wit urslf! Its nt gonna be easy xpecially if u listen 2 luv songs nd all dat,bt then erase d guy of ur memory,pack up d shreds nd muv on,

What a fictitious tale extracted 4m 1 of these softsell mag on oshodi oke, psthew!!

In my own world,love DOESNT exist,but is only a figment of d imagination of d 2 crew members of d ill fated ship called RELATIONship!

@jenni my dear,MOST MEN, dont fall in luv its only STARTERS dat do! To be frank wit u,its nearly impossibl 4 a man 2 stick wit 1 female without flirtng! So y being possesive, whn its nt ineluctable? Luk inwards nd considr d sample space of relationshps nd ul be amazed dat its ladies who are,xcept a few though!

Ladies are! Guys are more into 'FOOTBALL PLAYING' aka playas than intimacy,so bein possesive is out of d question for guys.

@jenny no now,she CANT be as intellignt as i am oh!she just hav 2 b okay intellectual wise nd socially, for instance,when i was posted 2 serve in NNPC b4 i startd wrkn,thre was ths prity grl like moyola who was also postd thr,so wn i got in2 the complex,i was thirsty,so i wanted 2 gt 2 d coke machine, slip in my money thre nd probly get sprite.bt i admired ths girl nd tot she should accompany me! 2my utmost dismay,wn i spoke 2 her abut my intentions,she said "is dat not an A.C(air conditioner)"! I was completely crestfallen at her level of xposure! So this is wht i mean,dear

@jenny swithat,i WUNT be comfortable if she's not balanced.4 gudness sake i proove all differential equations,design all type of civil structures(now nd then) nd stil had tym 4 my social life, Infact,bck then in skul nd up til now i was called EMINEM cos i rap virtualy all shady's songs nd perform them evn up til now,bt still knew what i came 2 skul 2 do its al about time management! So,il b tripped at a female who's cmpletely balanced nd NOT one sided,

@moyo did u say oldie?bt u dnt luk old in there(ur pix) u know! U still appear as a dainty xcept that pix was taken sometym ago, U also said my mates? Gosh!! Am i that yung? Oh, okay,ur goin by my profile pix aight? That was when i was in my third year in d higher institution(sm years bck) probly il put smthng a bit mre recent soon, Bt i stil hv dat young luk anyway, Its stil U my dear,until i see a pix that matches urs,i myt adopt a volteface approach,

Its still moyo 4me! Her profile pix is stunning, Hpe dats her in there,

Hmm, alryt,i admire v. Pretty dainties. I prefer lyt skinned ladies nd her facial luks should match ppl like beyonce or omotola! As 4 her body,she shud b very curvy just lk a french curve when viewed from d back(elevation) or d path defining hr curves could be defined by a quadratic equation wit its maximum point at her thighs(sori am an engineer). However, d very day i set my eyes on ths type of female,i myt, FAINT!

There's nothng so special in SEX, Not at all,i wished i was lk d lady,i.e b4 wedlock! Anyway,the famous physicist sir ISSAC NEWTON also lived all his life a virgin and died at d age of 74. So? its just a mindset,

I admire one moyola gal lk that, She's kind of pretty nd hr responses r nt usually worth excoriatng, Infct, i LUV hr!

This is an outright exigesis 4m a Indecency magazine, possibly HINT! U rid them alot,nd decided 2 cram 1 of those imprudent grotesque stories nd decided 2 bore nlanders wit it nd mayb,possibly, arouse erotic feelngs, ur apparently inebraited,