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Jessica Alba and Rihana

O BOI NO BE LIE U TALK OH!! I LUV JESSICA ALBA WITH ALL MY HEART THAT SOME TIMES I WISH I, , I COULD JUST MARRY HER. EVERYDAY I WATCH HER MOVIES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I DREAM OF HER, I , I, INFACT AM CRAZY ABOUT HER AND I MUST GET HER, BY ALL MEANS EVEN IF ITS DIABOLIC, HA HA!!

Hmmm, oga programmer, you do realize typing in caps is not only distracting to the reader but an indication that you're yelling. Haba! you dey fight pesin for hia? Oga, I come fear o, na so you dey write ya programs. Abeg, turn that tin off o jare-- so much for a programmer. Grin Peace!

DISTRACTING? AM SINCERELY UNAWARE OF THIS!! HOWEVER, I WANTED TO DRIVE HOME MY POINT INTO THE RIGID AND IMPERVIOUS BRAINS OF THE POSTER WHO TRIED LASHING OUT AT MY OPINION!! . MEANWHILE, I DONT THINK I WOULD TURN DOWN THE CAPLS LOCK KEY!! NO!! NOT EVEN IN THE NEXT DECADE!!

he above poster constitutes 90% of the vista whiners out there.( peeps who don't even know how to turn off capslock)

they have never used it and if they have , they haven't got the faintest idea how to tweak the power button in start menu - so they run around bitching vista is fked up! u can bet they said the same when xp came out. and when 2000 came out and 98and they'll say the ame thing when windows 7 comes out.

at least big brovar has points even if he has been solidly turnd by the Penguin.

ON THE CONTRARY AND FOR UR USEFUL INFORMATION, I AM A PROGRAMMER AND I HAVE IN DEPTH KNOWLEDGE OF PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES FROM QBASIC TO JAVA M.E, AND THIS DATES BACK TO MY UNIVERSITY YEARS WHEN PROBABLY U NEVER SAW A CENTRAL PROCESSING UNIT OF A P.C. SO WHEN I SPEAK, I DONT TALK WITH MY TONGUE IN MY CHEEK RATHER, THE PHRASE USED IS A SUMMARY OF MY RESEARCH! SO RATHER THAN BEING IMPUDENT AND INSOLENT WITH UR STATEMENTS, WHY NOT MAKE UR INQUIRE INTO THE EARLIER MADE STATEMENTS AND NOT SCRATCHING THE SURFACE OF IT,

Na me send u to get job for Island.

because u wan pose "err, i work in VI. . ."

abegi, go find job for mainland jare.

SWEET HEART I MEAN NO HARM!! NEVER MEANT TO BE MALICIOUS BUT JUST WANTED You TO NO HOW I FELL BY WRITING OUT MY MIND! HOPE UR NOT AN INVECTIVE-POURING LADY? THAT SPITS LETHAL WORDS ON GUYS? HMM, FOOD FOR THOUGHT

My People, Though I work in V.I, I can't find any word to describe my worries, but i know when i get to the bridge, I will cross it.

WHICH BRIDGE WILL U GET TO BEFORE U CROSS? HOPE U WEREN'T INEBRIATED BEFORE U PUNCHED THE BUTTONS ON YOUR KEYBOARD!!

Ha ha haha

They should close it jo!

mainland people should stay where they belong, hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

ITS VERY SADDENING AND UNFORTUNATE FOR PEOPLE LIKE U TO SOUND THIS WAY!! ITS TOTALLY AN INFRADY ON YOUR PART!! PEOPLE LIKE US WHO WORK AND DRIVE TO THE MAINLAND EVERY OTHER DAY IS ALREADY SICK AND TIRED OF THE STRESS DUE TO THE NEVER ENDING TRAFFIC ESPECIALLY ON THE OWORONSHOKI AXIS AND THE BRIDGE ITSELF! CLOSING DOWN THE BRIDGE WOULD GIVE WORKERS HEINOUS NIGHTMARES AND I ONLY PRAY THAT THE GOVERNMENT AND THE RELEVANT AGENCIES SIT DOWN AND WORK OUT ALTERNATIVE ROUTES FOR THE OVER 10000 TRAFFIC VEHICLES THAT PLY THIS AXIS BETWEEN 6.30 am and 9.30am EVERY DAY! MY SYMPATHY GOES TO ALL WORKERS, MORE IMPORTANTLY, THOSE THAT USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT SYSTEM. COS THEY'LL BE IN FOR HELL

Guy, go listen to "Renegade" and then reply, Em murders anyone on a track hes featured in. If its about lyrics, its Em, Style, yes maybe Jay, then Kanye,

@kingdong
hi

Is it Right?

R people this mentally retarded

Grow a Brain my dear poster

have u considered the fact that the man could be infertile? so then what happens?
for me its wrong

My Guy you claim you started using STADDPro while in school abi ? Have used ISYMOST, NSO as well .
How many jackets have you designed, How many Topside structures for an FPSO/FPU have u done?
I hope you can use PDMS and Invetor, struud Too, alacurry,
Thank God I visit Nite Club as you have said OGA prophet of doom, since you have a crystal ball before u abi.
Man u are wierd! u just dey laka yarn gba.
Demonic hallucination abi- Na your elder brother dey kolo.
Leave it or take it u are just an an asshole.

@Oko-Omoge
easy man
this thing is not to abuse one another abeggi
the guy just dey joke. no vex

which one be laka yarn gba?
hehehehehehehehehe. i nearly broke ma lappy laffin.
guy u funny die!!!

THOUGH UR CORRECT ABOUT BY BEING HILARIOUS ABOUT THE MATTER BUT I HAVE MADE MY POINT CLEAR!! WHETHER HE LIKES IT OR NOT! AND AS FOR THE PDMS AND OTHERS HE STATED, ILL LIKE TO LET HIM NO AM A CIVIL ENGINEER AND THEREFORE ALL THE SOFTWARES RELATED TO MY DISCIPLINE THAT'LL MAKE MY JOB A LOT EASIER FOR ME, AM FAMILIAR WITH ALL OF THEM(GOTO ANY NNPC OFFICE AND ASK OF EMINEM AND THEYLL TELL You HIS WORTH). SO NEXT TYME, You BETTER DO UR RESEARCH BEFORE You MAKE COMMENTS COS PEOPLE ARE READING

Please does any one have a contact? Lol

OBVIOUSLY, UR OBSESSED ABOUT HER! GO TO KURAMO BEACH ON SATURDAY NIGHT, ULL SEE HER THERE!!

All Nigeria Univeristies are obselete! OAU ,LAG, UI ,ABU or BEN.
Reality stares u in the face when u interact with your peers from other part of the world.
I mean what am saying!
A chemical engineer with first class does not know anything about HYSYS, OLGA, PIPESIM For flow assurance
A Geologist with CGPA 4.8 does not know nadda about petroleum exploration ( basic)
A mechanical engineer can not do basic hydraulic analysis
A met/mat engineer can not calculate corrosion rate.
So called accountants are bunch of dumb head and u are rating Nigerian University.
Ma guys when u enter JD for masters you go begin read like craze to catch up!

U MIGHT BE RIGHT FOR SOME PEOPLE!! BUT YOUR ABSOLUTELY WRONG AS FAR AS I AM CONCERNED!! FIRST OF ALL BY THE SPECIAL GRACE OF GOD I BAGGED A FIRST CLASS IN ONE OF NAIJA'S FOREMOST INSITUTIONS AND HAVE MET MY COLLEAGUES FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE WORLD(COS I NOW WORK IN THE OIL ANG GAS SECTOR) AND ULL BE SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT EVEN MOST OF THEM WHO STUDY THERE DONT KNOW HOW TO USE THE AFFOREMENTIONED SOFTWARES BECAUSE OF LACK OF INTEREST!! THOUGH ITS INCLUDED IN THEIR CORICULLUM WHICH IS LACKING IN OUR DEAR NAIJA'S INSTITUTION. SECONDLY, ITS NOT TRUE THAT MOST FIRST CLASS ENGINEERS AND GOOD 2.1'S DONT NO HOW 2 CARRY OUT ENGINEERING ANALYSIS! ITS UNFAIR ON UR PART, BECAUSE UP TILL NOW, THERE IS HARDLY ANY KNOWN EQUATION IN MATHEMATICS AND CIVIL ENGINEERING THAT I CANNOT PROOVE (COS AM INTO RESEARCH AND ONLY UNWIND AT NAIRALAND.COM) AND MANY OTHERS OUT THERE! ITS JUST THAT UVE NOT MET INTELLIGENT FOLKS THATS Y U SOUND LIKE THIS(A DRUNK )?! U SPEND UR TYME VISITING NIGHT CLUBS WHERE U MEET HOLIGANS AS UNDERGRADUATES AND U THEREAFTER, GENERALIZE BASED ON UR DEMONIC HALLUCINATION.
FINALLY, I LEARNT HOW TO USE SOFTWARES RELATED TO MY DISCIPLINE WHILE I WAS IN SCHOOL(AUTOCAD,STADD PRO AND AUTODESK REVIT) AND AM STILL LEARNING MORE! SO U COULD AS WELL DISCARD UR INFORMATION DOWN THE DRAINS!!

oh my GOD what kind of person is this? is it that you are a retard or an slowpoke that it is difficult to understand what the topic is about and not test format? You are an embarrassment to your school that is if you even went to school at all.

DUDE YOULL HAVE TO TAKE IT EASY WITH YOUR INTENSE VULGARITY! PLS ITS A FORUM AND NOT AN AVENUE TO DISPLAY YOUR LEVEL OF RECALCITRANCE TO THE LAID DOWN RULES AND REGULATION GOVERNING POSTING! MEANWHILE YOU ARE WARNED NOT TO REPEAT THIS AGAIN OR UR PROFILE DATA BE WITHDRAWN BY ME!!

Well, 4 me, i'd go for Valeria. She's da bomb!
1) she's got the beauty (cute dimples)
2) she's got the height (taller than d rest)
3) she's got the innocence (i love ladies who look like they can't hurt a fly)
4) she's got the elegance (its in there, though not too pronounced)
5) she's got the heart of purity (nice to a fault)
As for Angela, she's second
But i love her eyes and her dimples (the best)! they rock!

Isabel, yeah she's sexy and pretty; but to me she's not my kind of lady.
I like them modest!

ALL THESE UVE STATED HERE MAKES ME UNDERSTAND THAT UR A love-vendor NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! MAYB You DO THAT FOR A LIVING RIGHT?

None of the above, Babcock University is the place to go!!!

U SURE NEED A DIRTY SLAP FROM ME!! NONSENSE

On this point UNILAG is the best among the three. Since the community is also part of the University, then with UNILAG u can go to different places like beach, Silverbird Galleria, Night Club e.t.c. The sporting facilities is in good shape hence it attract different sporting event outside the campus. They seems to have maintenance culture which is totally lacking in most Nigeria University.

I THINK U MUST BE POSSED BY AN EVIL SPIRIT IF U THINK GOING TO SIVERBIRD GALLERIA AND ALL THE FANTASTIC RUBBISH U MENTIONED ARE CREDIBLE YARDSTICK FOR MEASURING A SUPPOSED CITADEL OF HIGHER LEARNING!! ITS REGRETTABLE THAT PEOPLE LIKE U WOULD WANT TO RULE THIS COUNTRY TOMORROW AND LEGALIZE CORRUPTION!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE, WE NEED UNIVERSITIES WHERE RESEARCH AND PRODUCTION OF FULLY BAKED GRADUATES, ARE THEIR WATCH WORDS!! SHORT OF THESE, SHOULD GIVE SUCH INSTITUTIONS NIGHT MARES!! ONE OF SUCH INSTITUTIONS THAT RESTORES THE WORSEN DIGNITY OF MAN IS UNN AND NOT UNILAG . AS DESCRIBED BY UR POORLY PREPARED DATA HANDED OVER TO U BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF!!

hmmm see reasoning
so before Dora and soludo, nobody has been doing yeomans job in the country
what about peeps like Wole Soyinka, Gani fawehinmi, Prof itse sagay, Tunde lemo, Shamsudeen usman, and others
u cannot mention 2 names and say because of that Nsukka is the best

i'll tell u, even Osu has people that are doing well in the macro world.
so give us another point

UNILAG. IN TERMS of book,chicks and paroles.

U MUST BE DRUNK IF YOUR CRITERIA ARE THESE (ESPECIALLY THE SECOND AND THIRD) FOR ASSESING SCHOOLS. AS FAR AS AM CONCERNED IFE IS A SCHOOL AND NOT UNILAG BECAUSE EVERYOTHER PERSON IN MY HOUSE ATTENDED UNILAG EXCEPT ME AND I KNOW THEIR WORTH. HOWEVER, I THINK THE NUMBER ONE UNIVERSITY IS UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA, NSUKKA BECAUSE THEIR GRADUATES PERFORM EXCELLENTLY WELL IN THEIR CHOOSEN PROFESSION. FROM SOLUDO TO DORA AKUNYILI THEY PAINT THE COUNTRY IN EXCELLENT NATIONAL COLOURS WITH THEIR I.Q. KUDOS TO THE GREEEEATTTT LIIIIOONNS

Does this make any sense? Huh Cool