₦airaland Forum

Bakrabas:
hmmmn,dats to tell u dat how adam and eve came 2 an existenc z more miraculous dan dat of jesus.

jesus was born by woman,but adam and eve nva passd tru womb...greatness of Allah

Quote Koran Chapter 10 verse 94 for me.

Bakrabas:
u dis xtians smtyms,ok if jesus brok d law of biology tru virgin mary wat wil u say abt adam n eve dat didnt pass tru anytin...lol

They were "created" not "born"

Maybe you should check the dictionary to differentiate between both terms.

mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.

The Law of Density.

@ Hall 3, 12:30am
"Wake up wake up, MTN. Soldiers, it's time for midnight call"

#ILoveUniben.

Cutehector:
I took money from the offering box wen I was in my early teens.


I used it to buy recharge card, and I tried downloading a game, it couldn't download and mtn siphoned all d airtime


I think God punished me

In the voice of Pope John Paul II "your sins are forgiven. Go and sin no more."

Phew! *wipes brow* Lord have mercy.

I will never forget a cross-over night in our Methodist Church. About 20 mins to the new year, we were asked to kneel and commune with God.

Me, I was communing with my neighbor who was kneeling beside me with my finger(s) in her p*ssy.

The most baffling thing is she was in SS1 while I was only in Primary 4, so she was way older than me.

#Don'tJudgeMe
#MySinsHaveBeenForgiven

Lalasticlala, come share your own misdeeds too biko.

deewhone:
He hasn't been serious all along, cuz if he did well in his 1st and 2nd term, it wld cover-up. No be u make am repeat o

Maybe so, maybe not, but we will never find out.

IamLEGEND1:
bt 9ja babes no dey learn

Dem go shine eyes like street lights

Brodaly, dem don tire me sef.

deewhone:
Pls do

Hmmmm. I made a guy repeat class because I burnt all his books (texts and notes). He offended me first term. I calmly waited and took my revenge third term, a week to exam.

deewhone:
Dose seniors can bring out d beast in you. Lemme add one more. Adding a lil drop of ur urine into d drinking water u r sent 2 fetch

I am covered by the Blood of Jesus.

You won't believe what I did if I told you.

queenst:
I met him for the first time yesterday when he came to see her sister.

You saw him yesterday.
And now you are in love with him bah?
Here's my advice: "go get a good ATV (all terrain vehicle), fill it up with gas, get a road map and drive straight to hell."
Your stupidity is like Peak Milk 'it's in you'

Even me go question the gateman sey how the guy take enta.

deewhone:
Ow about washing senior's plate with water used in washing pant and sandals

Ha!!!!!!!!!! Lady!!!!!!!!
Your wickedness is out of human realm. I "judi" for you ooooo.

lordprosh:
U bad small.. I remember during exam I ws busy with finger action on d girl sittn nxt to me..

Lalasticlala come and see "Eyan Mayweather"

poshestmina:
Why carry pregnancy till Nine months when you know you don't want the child
Useless and wicked mother

Please don't call this beast of a being a mother please. forget the wicked behind it, she ain't fit to be called a mother. Just say "wicked and heartless beast of a being"

A friend of mine once said "If God does not destroy this generation, He must appeal to Sodom and Gomorrah."

Am almost about to concur with him.

#LordHaveMercy

viktor01:
When you fought with a person on a friday night at the ATM queue because of space and he allows you to use it first only for the machine to swallow your card.

Brodaly, why you wicked na!!!!!!!

Am still laffin my ass off

seglad2:
may be google can do it>>>>>>> ans ur question

If you no fit answer, it ain't a must you quote me pal, ain't gat time to check time with the likes of you.

End time news everywhere!!!!

BTW,
I do have a question.

Why does every rape victim sustain injury in their
private parts. I mean, an eighteen year old p*ssy supposed don de collect d!ck steady now.

Shortyy:
Remember ladies, a girl's virginity is her pride. I'm not talking bout the Bible here or what they tell you on Sunday school. I'm talking bout you as a girl. Your virginity is your pride, your dignity, it's part of your self respect. So keep it! Forget about those that have lost thiers for nothing, they wish they could turn back the hands of time.
That man who found out that his wife was a virgin on their wedding night, won't only love her, but also respect her for the rest of their lives. Girls, be wise.

ARE YOU A VIRGIN?!

Oya lie make I see.

Pennah:
seconded

Thirded, what?! That's my own spelling.

Faremisodeeq:
Divorse straight

No time to check time bros

hugogerrard:
I'd thank God for the new life he gave me and accept what happened as God's faith for man and move on with life... Planning the beautiful future ahead of what happened... To be left behind as a misery...

Took me a while to understand. Kudos to you.

dollyjoy:
old gist.come up with something new please!

Sure. Just stick around. But your opinion is still needed though.

Assuming one day, armed robber came to your house after robbing u they gave u a gun to shoot and kill your wife. Suddenly you go on your knees pleading say "Sir, I can't because I love her wholeheartedly."

The angry robber collected the gun and gave it to your wife who collected the gun, pointed it to your head and pulled the trigger. Fortunately for you, there was no bullet. The robber collected the gun, laughed and left.

Guys be honest after the encounter, what will you do if this woman was your wife?

Ladies, your opinions are highly needed too.

icon8:
I know for a fact that the round-shaped structure in one of the pictures is the Senate Building in LAUTECH, Ogbomosho.

Cc: Aigbofa

Thank you bros. I be think say na only me see am sha. Haba!!!!! Nigerians have been lying since before creation.

Airforce1:
But I no see where he dey eat na

Brother!!! You self see am bah?
I be don de think say na only me see am oooo.

petkruz:
Hey guys, i'm so angry right now i'm tempted to break up with the love of my life.

1) he didn't tell me he was saving to buy a car, he just drove to my compound and was looking at my face, I kept my cool.

2) My so-called boyfriend decided to call me today 3rd January and that's his first this year!! I didn't get any new year wishes. I confronted him, he apologised and all but ladies and gentlemen, the era of Men being non-challant is over.

Fine I did wrong years ago,but gone are the days when someone tries to pay back a sin I committed in my youthful restlessness.I have apologised,cried, begged, I became humble by force, I realised my mistake yet he hasn't gotten over the fact that I left him because he didn't have money when actually his possessiveness and lack of trust made me wanna always run out.

He can't be pained after 4years,its better I dump him now before he drops another bomb! But to be honest I do love him a lot, a whole lot. I'm angry and confused

If you ask me, na who I go ask?

reminiscing:
I have really suffered o.A guy who happens to b a manager of a printing press that offered to assist me with my hostel Accommodation payment stopped picking my calls last week because I have refused to sleep with him.He said he loved me and all he is making for is for me to allow him sleep with him and he will give me the money he promised.I was surprised wen he promised to help with the payment because I met him last month and now imagine the Option he gave.I feel really disappointed....I wonder where our generation is headed for...

Ma bimi ni jamb question
I no be dondi, I no be fool
Ma bi mi ni Jamb question
This your style is just not cool

So, you want to reap where you have not sown abi? Mumu aje wey still de chop mama thank you.

hungryboy:
i know of a boy born in a manger to a virgin named Mary and a carpenter Joseph,
I know that the boy grew up to be a great guy, helping the poor, curing the sick, raising the dead etc,
I know that he also drove the money grubbers out of the temple,
I know that if he wanted to put a price tag on his miracles, he will be richer than 10 Bill Gates,
I know of a man who didn't preach tithes and Gate fees at church gatherings,
And his name was and is still is
Jesus Christ

Blessed are thou among all men.

dovelike:
Like sweetie, konji is catching me. If I slap am eh.

Thanks, but wait a while. What's konji please?

dovelike:
Just four years?
After beating me up, you'll then do what?? Start poking me when am sleeping? When my body still hurts?? Lie.

I don't think I will ever let any man touch me after hitting me.

Touch you? Biko, explain because I no understand. I mean, the word "touch" don get anoda meaning for the eng dicko?