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Romance › Re: Would U Slap Ur Ex For $10,000,000 by eminent007(m): 6:47pm On Feb 05, 2016
adorablevic:
Just a little bit confused here undecided
NEVER



















But you know am joking right.
I will slap the living hell outta your face.
I will slap the spit outta her mouth.
In fact, I will slap her so hard, her generations unborn will bear the brunt.

Exhuh Even my mele sef go understand if na shee be my ex.
Car Talk › Re: Rolls Royce Owner, Who Lives In A Rented Flat In FESTAC by eminent007(m): 5:45pm On Feb 05, 2016
Bossforeva:
According to an Instagram user, who shared this photo, he said that the owner OF the Rolls Royce, LIVES in a blocks of flat in Lagos.
Meanwhile, a new Rolls Royce costs about N215 Million[na lie be dis one abeg] at Coscharis.
What's ur Say?
Corrected. You are welcome.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Babymama Binta Diallo Gushes About Being Pregnant With His Baby by eminent007(m): 11:03pm On Feb 04, 2016
OLOSHO's everywhere.

Shameless Aunty wey de open her pekus for person wey she almost reach born as pikin.

Wizkid, please and please, this career path no fit you, just leave am for dem wey sabi the game[ I Hail Thee 2Baba]
Politics › Re: What Buhari Achieved In Seven Months – Presidency by eminent007(m): 12:09pm On Feb 04, 2016
alrahmanonline:
Bro you nailed it, i can't say more better, Let them comtinue wailing till eternity...
Comtinuehuh?

Lord save we man pikin.
Politics › Re: President Buhari And Bill Gates As Dangote Watches by eminent007(m): 8:04am On Jan 21, 2016
diva90:
*modified*

That's my sharp presido kiss more "power" to his elbow... Nigeria shall be great again
You are welcome.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Arrives Uyo (photos) by eminent007(m): 7:40pm On Jan 20, 2016
Psalm18:
*modified*

Go back and read my post
I never said "they" were.
You are welcome.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adeboye Arrives Uyo (photos) by eminent007(m): 7:34pm On Jan 20, 2016
tuoyoojo:
*modified*

ok

'when a man's ways pleases God, He causes his enemies to be at peace with him'

It truly pays to serve God sincerely

'Seek ye first the kindgom of God and His righteousness; and all these other things shall be added unto u'

Pastor Adeboye, God bless You richly.

You sir have my maximum respect
Family › Re: When Your House-help Is Straight From The Village (hilarious Photo) by eminent007(m): 10:31pm On Jan 19, 2016
Nickymezor:
it happened ooo.
I hear.
Ehm...,but,
Family › Re: When Your House-help Is Straight From The Village (hilarious Photo) by eminent007(m): 8:03pm On Jan 18, 2016
Nickymezor:
Lolz, na so one village househelp put a lil child inside the deep freezer thinking d temp was gonna go down.. The child ended up freezing to death... The parents were so devastated... The mother beat d gal black n blue bfr sending her packing
This is Super Story.................
Romance › Re: Ibadan Kissing Style ...lol(photo by eminent007(m): 11:38pm On Jan 17, 2016
saintgoogle:
No be buoda Kamoru and risikatu omo Iya alagunmu be this



Choii Iya olobi must hear about this
Bros, you make me dey laff in 4D.
#lwkmd
Education › Re: Female Student's Love Letter To A Corper (photo) by eminent007(m): 9:16am On Jan 17, 2016
9Ace:
If you are a little bit observant and intelligent , you would know I did type "comporting". I guess you have never been undone by auto-correct . Slow nigger forming Mr. smarty pants.
How who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool----------shun him
Phones › Re: Amazing The Longest USB Charger Cord by eminent007(m): 12:20am On Jan 17, 2016
Whizpeter:
This stuff is highly recommended when I wanna charge phone in my neighbour's room... I'd just plug my charger and take my phone to my room...
No time for stories...
#lmao #rotfl #lol
Your sins are foorgiven.
Celebrities › Re: My Grandma Calls Me Korede Bello. Do I Really Look Like Him by eminent007(m): 12:10am On Jan 17, 2016
REDDEVILS1:
Na Old age dey do ur grandma. Pls don't mind her and always make sure she has her glasses on
If we agree say na old age de do grandma, wetin make we say de worry the mumu boi wey believe her?
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Shows Off Twerking Skills (photo) by eminent007(m): 11:43pm On Jan 16, 2016
timilehin007:
Lol dirty minded bloke grin
Bros take am easy with me o.

My mind clean pass #LieMoha own ooo.
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Shows Off Twerking Skills (photo) by eminent007(m): 11:33pm On Jan 16, 2016
timilehin007:
Abi she's looking for her pad
My thoughts exactly or she wan hide dem condoms may dem pikin no see am think say na rubber socks.

Romance › Re: Engagement: How Do I Ask Her Of Her Ring Size??? by eminent007(m): 11:26pm On Jan 16, 2016
Inspectahdeck:
Mr teacher please mind your business.

Mr I to know below are the definitions

ex·pe·ri·enced/ˌikˈspirēənst/
adjective
having knowledge or skill in a particular field, especially a profession or job, gained over a period of time.

ex·pe·ri·ence/ˌikˈspirēəns/
verb
encounter or undergo (an event or occurrence).
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool------- Shun him
Celebrities › Re: Obafemi Martins Pictured With Wizkid & Dammy Krane by eminent007(m): 11:14pm On Jan 16, 2016
Fellow nairalnders, I have come to discover that nairaland's fp has become an ashawo toto. Any Tom Dick and Harry can enter.
Politics › Re: Don’t Sack Workers Now, FG Begs Private Investor by eminent007(m): 11:11pm On Jan 16, 2016
Make them no sack them "NOW"

So, when should they sack them?
When 1$ don equal 500naira ehn?
Celebrities › Re: Psquare Kids Go Swimming (adorable Photos) by eminent007(m): 11:06pm On Jan 16, 2016
olayinka807:
They cuties went swimming today. See photos below...

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe
Lalasticlala come and see grammar oooo.
Celebrities › Re: Psquare Kids Go Swimming (adorable Photos) by eminent007(m): 11:01pm On Jan 16, 2016
See as them two be like baby Kingsway.

Cute capture there op.
Romance › Re: Engagement: How Do I Ask Her Of Her Ring Size??? by eminent007(m): 10:55pm On Jan 16, 2016
Inspectahdeck:
From my experience

I first used a thread to measure her finger. Then took it to a very experience shop and gave them the measured thread. They also asked for her size and body description which they used to determine her finger size.
"experienced" not "experience"

You are welcome
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Nino Idibia 10th Birthday Party by eminent007(m): 10:44pm On Jan 16, 2016
So, wetin make we do now?

Go join them chop the cake bah?
Romance › Re: Engagement: How Do I Ask Her Of Her Ring Size??? by eminent007(m): 10:43pm On Jan 16, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Cut her finger and take it to market.
GBAM!!!!!

Case closed.

Court!!!!
Business › Re: My Girlfriend Said I Look Like Femi Otedola, Is This True? by eminent007(m): 8:44pm On Jan 16, 2016
Cyojunior:
Lalasticlala where are u ?
E go Oluku.

#LifeInUniben
Education › Re: Female Student's Love Letter To A Corper (photo) by eminent007(m): 8:39pm On Jan 16, 2016
9Ace:
She wants to rumans you... grin
Her sonar detector is obviously receiving mixed signals from you. I think she wouldn't have had the boldness to walk up to you if she knew she stood no chance. How have you been comforting yourself before them?
Here you are blaming the lady's english why yours is nothing to write home about.

I mean what the f*ck is "comforting"?

"Comporting" is the word nigger.

Jesus don finish your matter: him say make you comot the plank wey dey your eye make you for see the speck wey dey your neighbor eye"

#IHaveSpoken
Family › Re: After Spending Millions For Your Daughter's Wedding(photo) by eminent007(m): 8:03pm On Jan 16, 2016
sheilak:
For better for worse ko, for better for worse ni
You are still saying the same thing na.

Smh
Family › Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by eminent007(m): 10:47am On Jan 16, 2016
UTMOST10:
What a wicked world.........,God will change her story this same month! Click if you believe God.
Click?! Click what?!
smhfy
Family › Re: Help!!! My Newly Wedded Wife Urinates On Bed Everyday by eminent007(m): 10:33am On Jan 16, 2016
murphyrichy:
@Op, I hv heard such a case on Emmanuel tv(Tb Joshua's channel) during their testimony, the victim was delivered permanently from it. You can as well take your wife dir, as this isn't ordinarily.
@Op: please for the sake of your unborn children, disregard this advice.

If you don't, don't come back to ask for advice on how to solve bigger problems.

Marriage na for better for worse. True she lied, but if you knew would you have married her?

Since you said you love her, then lover her more and help her find solution to the issue.

1. Pray for her and with her.
2. Wake her intermittently @ night to pee.
3. See a doctor.
4. Then pray some more.

Well, that's all.
Romance › Re: (photo) When You Call His Side Chick And Ur Phone Ringing by eminent007(m): 10:56pm On Jan 15, 2016
quiinnBee:
dont know what i'll do,but that phone wont remain in one piece grin
Woman, thou art loosed.
Romance › Re: How Many Guys Can Do This? by eminent007(m): 3:35pm On Jan 13, 2016
Kayoski:
Any lady that loves this certainly loves a jobless man of which I ain't one..
You are a myopic fellow and I smh for you.
You are as unromantic as a stone. Even stones like pumice are more romantic than you are.

I pity your wife to be.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Kills Six In Adamawa, Injures 8 by eminent007(m): 12:50pm On Jan 12, 2016
This is a only but a 'technical' attack because 'technically' Boko Haram has been defeated.

#LieMo___________

I no talk sha.

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