₦airaland Forum

Story for the gods!!!

Tundenoni:
Annie Idibia can answer that....

My take exactly.

i tip my hat to u sir.



absolutely fabulous

Hmmmm


In the word of Christ: "Let him who's without sin be the first to cast a stone."

NB: quote me but be sure to quote me right

IsaAbubakaAzeez:
My guy

Buhari is a terrorist
Apc Is bokoharam
Tinubu is a bastard
Osibanjo is a vagabond
Elrufai is a midget
Obasanjo is a monkey
Lier Muhammed is charlatan
Amaechi is a thief
Oshiomole is a scallywag
Kwankwanso is a cow
Ambode is a clown
Aregbesola is a nincompoop
Fashola is a hooligan
Oyegun is vulture
Delemomodu is pig
Igbokwe is a goat
Rochas is a crook


Gej till 2019

PLEASE, SIR, HAVE MERCY ON THEM

Bidex6444:
Do you think maturity is a function of age?

abeg, help me ask her ooo

Noloss:
Gallant soldiers. More power to ur elbow.we appreciate u all.

Corrected

kendrick9:
its always the devil at fault.....

Haba, the guy no blame the devil oooo.
He say na *spirit* enta him body.

I de google since de search the *spirit* sha and I never fit see am oooo.

Alexsmith20:
nepa don bring light?

Lucky for you

dahreyM:
Ma dp? Cum again pls

Just commenting on how cool your dp is.

dahreyM:
Got me? Be clear, pls.

@ your dp

dahreyM:
M writing on behalf of the ladies." YES, we can date someone that is 12yrs older dan us, as long as his bank account is robust bi IYA APATI.".

Got you

MzNelly:
You know what I mean.

Not like that maam

YNeme3E:
Noo,, 2 years tops,.. Younger or older..

GBAM!!!

menix:
Dey say old wines tastes beta= D ladies

newly baked bread tastes beta= d guyz..

Poetic.

MzNelly:
You like your friend?

Do you have a friend you don't like?

PunkyBrewster:
He better not be all saggy & bloated. A 12-year age gap is a bit much.

Exactly my line of reasoning

sameer1212:
Yeah! Why not? As long as I love her.... My opinion though.

Thanks.

NB: Love your signature

MzNelly:
12 years older than me? Yes, I can.
A matured man is what every lady needs in her life.


And how is the age of your friend's boyfriend pinching you?
*stares at him suspiciously*

Wondering while she's staring at me suspiciously ooo

Please fellow Nairalanders, I am in need of your advice on behalf of a friend of mine.

My friend is 20 and dating a man in his early 30's.

Guys: Can you date a lady 12 years or more younger than you with the hope of marrying her?

Ladies: Can you date a guy 12 years or more older than you with the view of getting married to him?

Advice needed asap please.

Thanks in advance.

Meanwhile, God Bless Nigeria!

oludebby90:
D guy was mentally derailed initially

And here is the conclusion of everything.

onosprince:
Level of hunger falls and I never chop today

You don work today

StunningCEO:
jonagoat. too little too late. disgraced president.

So you quoted something that long to say this bullshit?

You are a disgrace.

BuddahMonk:
Her change of name is hereditary and legendary

GUY, BE MERCIFUL!!!

holatin:
lolz
tatafo stop changing your voice like pant

This one is strong oooo

Eleyi gidi gan

grinface98:
Paddle ur canoe, Helen!
No need to slate anyone because u don't know their story

Uncle please tell us *her* story

hush15:
Look how pathetic thou at, imagine...

First of all, a nine yr hold won't write such a letter except she is guided to do such. That letter is a very big lie and propaganda from the very depth of their deep and callous hearts. To construe such a story to get Nigerians emotionally involved, is that very pathetic and unfortunate?

Second is that should she be guided to such, why would all these power seeking drunks and criminals involve a nine year old girl in an election she isn't eligible. APC should be ashamed, ripping off a little girl by misleading and playing on her innocence. Political Rape is what it is called. Or is it that you promised free lunch to her school as you do say you have on your agenda?

Very terrible are these Association of Proffessional Criminals called APC as their devious means will never cease but greater is He that is with us in PDP than them.

Little Girl who donated her lunch money, if you can do that, then you can access this on nairaland, don't let them lie to you. They are not worth it. They have ran out of adults and eligible people to convince, thus they resolve to innocent ones like you, trying to play on Nigerian emotional side and they have failed cos all their rigmaroles will be to no avail.

Thank you tho, but then, your priority is still you studies and everything you have, including your savings should be directed to such as those you gave money won't utilize it rightly or pay for your tuition. They are greedy, selfish, callous and hard heartened people.
God bless you

Well spoken.

Aprime:
How gullible are Nigerians?

Donating to the same politicians you brand thieves and looting professionals for some stupíd campaign.

By the way, a 9 year old can't write such letter.
And even if true, her parents failed big time.

Donating their 9 years old daughter lunch money while Buhari's daughter is schooling in the UK. Shame.

My guy, God go bless you jaburata.
Which kind nine years go write that kind grammatically structured letter?
The parents mumu no be small.
Dem pikin de donate to Buhari's Campaign money wey she suppose use chop and dem de happy.
I no know who to blame sha.
#TheLiarIsADevil

seseannie:
Pls advice me house. I and my boyfriend of 2yrs have fixed a date for our introduction nxt month. And I jst gained admission for my masters programme in another state. I travelled on sunday so that I can start the registration process only for me to come back today n see two used condoms in a nylon inside d kitchen. So many things running in my mind now. I am thinking of quietly quitting the relationship or should I confront him?

Op? Listen up.
"No man is single, you either snatch him from a lady or you share him with another. The most important thing is to be the highest shareholder."

Enough said, the choice is yours to make.

DollyParton1:
Girl, keep ur money, you are gomna need it.

My words exactly!!!

Why get killed over a girl who most propably will come to your burial in another man's arms


As for me - like TuFace - my eye e don sharpen

ggrin:

Who fit turn me to monkey

Come, make I carry you go my village go see my grandpa, e no go take am 5 minutes and your life will never remain the same again!