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KELVINXY:
*Walks into the thread(history class) with my pencil SK. *
*eyes dropping*

Who read all that
Analysis plz

Guy, discard your signature.

francoray:
Why hot water? Why not petrol and light him... He's crazy...

Haba!
Sure he his wrong, but then,
"An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind."

#MyOpinion

Two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity and as for the Universe, am not so sure.

#ArrantRubbsh

Please don't misinterpret me, but how are we sure it was the robbers' stray bullets that did the damage.

Why not just say they were hit with stray bullets?
#MyThoughts

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, If you don't, you are 'not understanding'.

If you visit her often, you are boring, If you don't, she accuses you of double dating.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her, If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.

If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time, If she is visited by other women,"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."

If you kiss her once in a while, she will say you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics, If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, she wants you to talk

God created the whole world and man in six days then rested on the seventh day.

Since "woman" was created, I am yet to come across a passage in my Bible that said God rested.

What's a woman: "a necessary evil." You can't live with them, yet, you can't live without them.
#OhLord

BlackrulesDworld:
Ladies na weytyn una want?

That is a question of the ages.
Only the manufacturer can answer that question.

i pity 4 dem ooo.
#UnsungHero

ellacute45:
all these peeps wey dey yarn this girl got bfs ND gfs at the age of ten... girl if you want to have a boyfriend do so....no mind all this bad belle here that are saying you are too young..

I guess you started dating in your mother's womb?
#NaQuestionIAskO
#JustWondering!

Na dis be the advice wey you go give your own pikin bah?

Diamondqueen:
Mind you, I'll soon be 17.

"There's always cheese in the mouse trap but trust me, the mouse there ain't happy."

I really wish I can tell you the pros and cons of being in a relationship but alas, you probably knows more than I do.

Let me just say this and leave: "It doesn't matter what we want, once we get it then we want something else."

Am only replying to this silly question to let you know that your stupidity is off the chart.

For Foolish men meeting, op, na you be the Secretary.

It was said that "Two things are infinite: the Universe and Human stupidity, and as for the Universe, am not so sure."

Op, your stupidity is like "Peak Milk" i.e "It's in You"

wisdomguy4u:
May a 50years old man sex ,impregnate and marry your 18years old daughter...


Say Amen to that

Bros, please have mercy on #agarawu
As e wise reach na so him talk so.

NaLaugh:
Naija.

What exactly is "mysterious" about a snake attacking people? In most cases, a snake will attempt to defend itself by attacking first, so i don't get the mystery.

Trying to find out myself.

VictoriaBee:
Though i am indifferent about gays, this reply is actually dumb as well as north pole and south pole analogy.
What about in viscosity?

Oil and Oil mix.
Water and Water mix.
Kerosine and kerosine mix.

Oil and Water can't mix.
Water and Kerosine can't mix.
Kerosine and oil can't mix.
Does that mean heterosexual is wrong and homosexual is right?
Such a doltish analogy.

Forgive me maam, but your analogy reminds me the words of a wise man which says "Better you not speak and have people think you are stupid than for you to now talk and have people confirm that you really are stupid."

If you ever went through a science class, you have wasted your parents money.

20thAccountLOL:
lol.... sarcasm


bonkie come, lemme cucumbate your exhaust hole with my 10inches dkk ....

FOOL!!!

NeduLuiZ:
What's the inspiration here

So young girls should go around and open their legs to celebs and mother kids out of wedlock in order to get inspired

Me self de wonder ooo....!!!!!??

realglob:
Or was raised in country side where d were using cassava stems as their own whistles

Lol

Mariojane:
whistle? how do u blow this kind of whistle?

If you no remember those dem whistles dem, there can be only one conclusion: you missed a lot and your childhood can't be much fun!!!

Guy(johnydon22), without mincing words, I lap up your signature like a thirsty tired dog would lap up a bowl of milk.

tosyne2much:
OP, what about a guy like me who works at pepper soup joint ?

Am I not the right prospect for a sane lady ?

You sure are, but then, there are no sane ladies no more.

Boss13:
FYI, Nigeria is poor. We have never been rich.

Nigeria poor?!!!

Spoken like the illiterate fool that you are.

#WaitingToBeQuoted

She's an epitome of "possessed fellow" on the highest scale.

Who send am message! [sup][/sup]

EggovinMma:


But why is it that I crave for very sugary drinks during this period?
Besides i tend to be relatively very weak during this period, what could be the cause?

The way I see it, you need to pay me a visit girl

godsveryown:
don't say wat u don't knw, she is a very decent person wit d fear of God.not every lady is as u hav described.funny enof d ones hu spend d nite clubbing jumping frm one bed to d oda and don't even boda abt studying come out well but d ones hu don't sometime end up like dis, I can't help but wonda y.

Life isn't fair, no matter the way you look at it.

As for your friend, "beheading isn't the cure for headache."

Not everybody will graduate with a first class.
Not everybody will graduate with a second class.
Infact, not everybody will graduate at all.

While there's life, there's hope.

She's lamenting she has no shoes, some don't even have legs.

She say she graduate with a third class, some go Uni for almost 12 years and them no carry nothing come out.

#aWordIsEnoughForTheWise

What the heck do I do with this shit?

Like I care

Blebleswag:
She should keeping dream and never wakes up

"She should keep dreaming and never wake up."

There you are, it's better now, isn't it?

and who d f-u-c-k is he by d way.


i swear, i av only just heard abt him.


as to his winning, "dreams are dime a dozen"


#NextPlease

pwerrymansion:
What would a husband do to his wife that could warrant such ruthlessness?


"marriage is not a do or die affair".

As for the question, that's for the gods.

As for the last quote, you get sense.

Tell me op, WTF do I do with this now?

ask google pls n stop giving me unwanted headaches