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Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives Abuja From London, February10,2016. by eminent007(m): 10:25pm On Feb 10, 2016

wandeykul:
May God give u strength

Sorry but I have to ask: "strength to do what precisely?"

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Reacts To Her Son's Sudden Dreadlocks (photo) by eminent007(m): 10:22pm On Feb 10, 2016

1. The guy looks appalling in that dread.

2. So Omotola can't properly scold her 17 years old son and has to do it on Instagram. Where's our culture?

3. Last but most important why the hell is dis news and why the f*ck is it on Nairaland frontpage?

@seun smh for you.

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Romance › Re: Benefits Of Sexless Relationship by eminent007(m): 8:46pm On Feb 10, 2016

Speechless3:
Am trying a no sex relationship this month.

So help me Lord.

https://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/smoke/smileys-passing-joint.gif

How's it going for you now?

Romance › Re: Benefits Of Sexless Relationship by eminent007(m): 6:40pm On Feb 10, 2016

Pheals:
I love encoursgment ... Thank u very much ...will look for the errors

You should also check this too for typo error.
Thumbs up

Fashion › Re: How I Easily Got Pink Lips (photos) by eminent007(m): 6:21pm On Feb 10, 2016

Gays everywhere.

Politics › Re: Amaechi At National Assembly For Budget Defence Today - Photos by eminent007(m): 9:56am On Feb 10, 2016

Vanquay:
Amaechi is the most visible evidence of APC's scam.

Nothing more than a coalition of brain dead Individuals led by a cow rustling dullard

Brother!!!!! Haff Mercy!!!!!!!

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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Ojiakor Goes Braless In New Photo by eminent007(m): 9:48am On Feb 10, 2016

Airforce1:
even if she undresss and massage my candy stick with her balls, my body no go move.

Romance › Re: Ladies:would You Date Me? (picture) by eminent007(m): 8:53am On Feb 10, 2016

texanomaly:
Who are you again?

In what sense?

BTW: I am who I am.

Politics › Re: Toyin Saraki Spotted With 50cent - Pictured by eminent007(m): 8:54am On Feb 09, 2016

Boland:
It was supposed to be 50 Cent spotted with Nigerian Senate President's wife but here we are..

Finally, here's a guy with common sense.

Kudos to you bro.

#NigeriaEDonSpoilNoBeToday

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Romance › Re: Ladies:would You Date Me? (picture) by eminent007(m): 8:39am On Feb 09, 2016

texanomaly:
It takes more than looks. What is a Biko?

Please.

Family › Re: How Do I Tell Her That She Makes Annoying Sounds When Eating Without Hurting? by eminent007(m): 11:02pm On Feb 08, 2016

taurus21:
Chewing and slurping noises gets me really angry and someone close to me is guilty of this habit and not aware that I can't stand it. Now the problem is, how do I tell the person without hurting her feelings? And is there any chance that this habit be can stopped?

Tell her the way you just told us. Chikenah.

Education › Re: The Worst Punishment You Ever Got In School And Why? by eminent007(m): 8:47pm On Feb 08, 2016

akins56:
i was given the cover of an exhasted vaseline container to fetch water from the ground floor of my four storey school in kaduna to fill a bucket placed at the last floor, na cry i later cry wen d tin no gree fill.

That's child play. @ least your is possible.

How about fetching water inside a basket with a fork huh?

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 11:19pm On Feb 07, 2016

naughtynaughty:
wow! Wow! Lol, tnx fr educating me tho

Pleasure is all mine.

Glad I could be of help.

So long.

Events › Re: How Do I Avoid Crowd In My Upcoming Wedding? by eminent007(m): 11:15pm On Feb 07, 2016

Mcayofficial:
Please help me fellow nairalanders

1. The first thing you should not have done is what you just did: informing nairalanders.

2. You are selfish. Only 200?! Na naming you think say you wan do?!

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 11:10pm On Feb 07, 2016

naughtynaughty:
bt dey wie stil vomit it nah. Abi hw wil it digest

Snakes have one if not the most powerful digestive enzymes. They will digest meat, bone, hoof, horn, teeth, hair and practically anything that comes with an animal.

This snake might not eat for the next 2 to 3 months on this meal.

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 11:06pm On Feb 07, 2016

HomeOfMe:
It bit more than it could chew. Oju kokoro,greedy animal.

You are wrong dear.
If you want, let me enlighten you about the fascinating creatures called Snakes.

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 10:59pm On Feb 07, 2016

naughtynaughty:
bt dey wunt be comfortable o, wit dt stuff in der belly ryt?

You will be surprised @ the things snakes can handle.

All it needs is a good shade where it can rest or better still, it goes inside water where the water helps bear the weight.

Believe me, snakes are really fascinating creatures if you get to know them. *winks*

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 10:54pm On Feb 07, 2016

dhtml18:
With that small head! adonbilivit!!

You don't have to believe it to be true.

You should read more about snakes, they are fascinating creatures.

They can do things seemingly impossible.

The reason that snake can do that is because snake's jaws unlike humans and most other animals are detachable and their skin elastic.
Do the maths.

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 10:51pm On Feb 07, 2016

emperorchedda:
It's not everything that fits into the mouth one chews

That goat won't digest in the snake's system thereby leading to the ultimate demise of the snake

Lord!!! Don't people read in this country of mine?!?!?

#ReceiveEnlightment

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 10:50pm On Feb 07, 2016

ceejay80:
No mind den, na photo shop and corel draw 13

#SMH

Bros, please read wide, don't be narrow-minded.
If you need to know more about snakes, I will be glad to put you through.

Science/Technology › Re: The Python That Swallowed A Goat In Gwagwalada Abuja - Photos by eminent007(m): 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2016

martinz1:
Sometimes I wonder how a snake can actually swallow something bigger than its head size

Snake's jaws are detachable and their skin elastic. Hence, they can swallow preys seemingly larger and bigger than themselves.

Romance › Re: Ladies:would You Date Me? (picture) by eminent007(m): 7:49pm On Feb 07, 2016

texanomaly:
Even if he's over 40, he's obviously in good shape. What's up with the age discrimination in Nigeria?

Biko, just say yes and get it over with.

Romance › Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by eminent007(m): 7:45pm On Feb 07, 2016

Orikinla:
I have no breakup plans, because I am very much with my First Lady Success. In fact, I have Valentine's gifts already kept for her.

Do Rey Mi

Ko-Kan-Ye

Romance › Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by eminent007(m): 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2016

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

Bros no vex o but you de crase for dis one sha.
Shuo!!!!! Lwkmd!!!!!

If my belle burst, I will sue you I swear!

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Romance › Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by eminent007(m): 7:10pm On Feb 07, 2016

masinga07:
#Why do you always use broom to sweep my room when you know i belong to PDP. ITS OVER

Bros no vex obt you de crase for dis one sha.
Shuo!!!!! Lwkmd!!!!!

If my belle burst, I will sue you I swear!

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Romance › Re: Hilarious Valentine Breakup Excuses by eminent007(m): 7:05pm On Feb 07, 2016

maborukoje:
Boy:who do support Olamide or don jazzy
Girl: Olamide
Boy: local girl, it over
Girl:I was joking mamani o, I support don jazzy
Boy: you get 2mouth.. . It OVER

Either way, it's over sha noni

Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by eminent007(m): 12:52am On Feb 07, 2016

Laveda:
Uhm okay, caring? I can't know who's caring from the road?
And trusting a person? That's a big deal for me mehn hard shít doesn't come easily...

I'm not a proud person and I don't play hard to get, it's just that I got choice, and I flow with that.
I'm sure everybody got choice too.

Sorry am all in your bidness today.
Call me an intruding fella, but somebody gotta tall ya the ugly truth.

Now, here's my advice: if you need all those qualities in a man:
1. Get a bucket
2. Take a stroll down to a riverside.
3. Sit your ass on the river bank and start molding him for yourself.

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Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Feel When A Random Guy Woos You On The Street? by eminent007(m): 12:46am On Feb 07, 2016

Laveda:
'All guys'
So yes, even Dbanj.

Biko, go for blood test.
Why? I suspect you are related to a particular Lie Moha.....

You can thank me later.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Malari Village In Konduga by eminent007(m): 9:34am On Feb 06, 2016

inicyril:
when they said Dec 31st, we didn't ask them of the year.

there are still more Dec 31st to come.

God help us!!

Gbam. You have finished the talk broda.

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Romance › Re: Would U Slap Ur Ex For $10,000,000 by eminent007(m): 11:29pm On Feb 05, 2016

bibijay123:
Lol e worse pass super glue o

I rest my case then

Romance › Re: Would U Slap Ur Ex For $10,000,000 by eminent007(m): 7:01pm On Feb 05, 2016

bibijay123:
I will gladly run him over with a trailer before slapping him for half that amount

But why? E take super glue gum your pekus huh

That's not worth it gal. Pure wickedness.

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