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goal. The blues re on fire.

damn! Luiz

Funny phone conversation (Phone
rings)
Girl: Hello who’s on the line? Boy:
Sorry is this Jane?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how
may I help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got ur
number from a
friend.
Girl: Really! So what do u want?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious
date. Girl: Really! I’m single so
what do you do?
Boy: I work with NNPC in Port-
Hacourt. I am well
paid but the problem is am
looking for someone to
spend this money. I will change ur
life if only u wil
accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay
I accept. I’m
from Delta state where are u
from?
Boy: I’m from ALUU.
Girl: Aaa what?? Boy: Aluu in River
state.
Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want
to speak with? Boy: Haba is this
not Jane?.
Girl: SORRY MR ALUKA THIS IS
AMINA FROM
KANO. BLOOD OF JESUS WRONG
NUMBER!!!=D

AmBeautiful: Thought seun was married already?

now u knw hez not. u re free 2 apply.

Goal!!! By Giroud

mukina2: ref red card

he wants to break arteta's leg

no na black card him 4 give am.

Game Over! Blues all the way.

goal!!! Ivanovic.

Dat was a PK o! Ref hmmmmm.

4reigningqueen: plz SHUT UP sir,you had about 4 posts and three of them is all about your hatred for Mikel. Na so you hate the guy reach!!!

i wonder o! Why 9ja go dey hate dem own players.? :/

oscar is gud gudder guddest.

Ivynwa: The Karrueche girl shouldn't have waited to be booted out, I said it after the Rihanna/Oprah Winfrey's interview that somebody seems to be about to be given the boots and that she should be wise and extricate herself from the triangle. She waited for the boots and now she is getting it. She should have walked a long time ago with shoulders held high. Is it now that she knows that she prefers men to boys?

all join.

kenlash1: [b][/b]

I beg to disagree wif u totally. U cannot be forced to believe in any God. God ll neva allow u to kill anoda to preach his gospel. What is wrong is wrong. A man makes a muvi criticizing a prophet nd u start killing nd destroying properties instead of bringing facts to d table to dispute d muvi maker. U just proved that what d man said is true. We all strive to make heaven or paradise as u may call it does it nt sound fallacious dt u'd kill to make heaven?

I totally agree wit u. I knw dere re so many gud muslim fellows but I'll say dat som out dere & even here in NL who shows sentiments in favour of dis killings though they dont engage in it & while claimin otherwise re cold heart accomplices.

nagoma: Christians are tired and chritian Ty has been secularized and the zionists have neutralized it. You can deny Jesus now but you can't deny the holocaust or you will be jailed. As recently as early 1900s the blasphemy laws were acive in Europe and inquisition going on. Say anything sounding contrary to the church and you are arrested and you face inquisition and you and your family are tortured to death. Horrible way of killing incude piercing the head with spiked iron rods , burning and dismemberment of limbs. Please google and read about Christian blasphemy laws and the inquisition. The scientist Galeleo was sentenced to death because he said the world was round thus contradicting the bible. I think ignorant Muslims need to be educated to ignore such provocations. But the best would be for all the major world communities and groupings to realize what institution is of value to others and avoid insulting it, if peaceful coexistence is the objective. I sometime think that inciting conflict is the objective.

u say gallileo contradicted d bible by sayin dat d earth is round. & wot does d bible say, dat d earth is flat? The bible itself accordin to Isaiah 40:22 says d earth is circle or spherical. So wot is d contradiction dere? Do ur research b4 makin posts lik dis.

Limaoscar: Make sure you take your medication regularly and don't you ever wander into this space called Nairaland again...hear me?!!

Limaoscar: Make sure you take your medication regularly and don't you ever wander into this space called Nairaland again...hear me?!!

lwkmd... Abi o!

call4shola: ;DAbou ur quite useless shs, always feeling like one stupid dribbler...

haha. Axe him.

Kay1kay1: no be this habit of beautiful football...make you score and win. Arsenal no draw I beg.

Lol. The prayer of a distressed fan. :p

sylve11: Shut up there! Stoke almost ripped u people apart, nansense chelsea with rugby players and boxers as players. abeg make i go watch Arsenal vs Mancity. Counting good football clubs, and u dare mentioned chelsi.

i guess u watched d game wit ur eyes closed.

lat4real: If your jesus was called GAY and you keep mute because you want to be impeccable, know that not everybody can accept such blasphemy.

must you now resort to the killing of innocent souls & destruction of properties for a blasphemy made by someone else? Is that justifiable? What link or relationship does those who were killed have with the one who blasphemed? The intolerance is an even more blasphemy against their faith.

yes, sure i would.

Hmmm! Bros D sef like beta thing.

chineke! see devil himself,

Me sided you jare stanp. No minded this chidren. Them everytime misrespect oldest people.

my friend no see food chop. he drink water finish then come dey tooth pick to show off say he eat.

I dey wonder why my chicken dey get belle every now & then, na hin one day i catch you dey chase my chicken for my backyard.

ituen shit for here, shit for there, shit for everywhere, & come dey find the one wey resemble am.

Did you hear that y'all have AIDS virus?

una no dey tire, between una legs?

Beam

dont you knw yourself?

PSP worker