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na water dem fill inside d bottle jor ...
i cant b decieved.

lol... i stopped visiting job section some months ago.
i reserved myself to Front Page Things but not the other FCT
congrats op.. i know the feeling..

it actually threw me off my seat

thank God.... its like this ebola is seasonal or has a short life span witout regeneratin.

0/0 is undefined

though shez older than me... but i will marry her anyway...

hmmm.. na so??

mrvocalprowess:
Latest fashion in town and me rocking it!!

http://lindaikeji..nl/2015/05/lib-reader-onyx-godwin-steps-out-in.html?m=1

dis guy needs to get his shit together

Noloss:
Don't mislead pple abeg. Frog is not edible, dis is toad and it is edible

u re d one getting it wrong... frog is edible while toad is not. toad has a poisnous gland.

money good ooo

funny guy

shuuu! well kim k was like dat too before now

profojah:
@OP..
Ihejerika abi nneka wetin you call am?...

I swear, no be say I dey fumble....My grandma, as old as she is (80+) fine pass her....

Nneka ko, Emeka ni ...

Guy, don't be deceived , that's not her pix on her profile...I've seen her before, she's short, fair, hairy, and kinda a bow-legged chick..Ask her

lmao....

LATER

oojigbijigbi... chai!!

infinity

awww... nairalander crushing each other. watching

chai! our ladies don hear am

congrats

elantraceey:
The question should be how many guys have asked and how many have you asked . I've not asked any guy for card some just send on their own and those that have asked me if am disposed at that moment i do send.

send me MTN #200 recharge card. just pm it to me. I appreciate... thank you!!!!!

gmyguy:
what about the most important reason of them all...the one true reason, that rules them all: GOOD OLD KANJI

u mean Mr konji

yeah true. have a pre-marital sexless life

ireneony:
Nothing....i can't date a broke niggah

OK I get u. u dating d dough.

most girls who does all that are not civilized even if they claim they are. Civilized people don't do these.

Lol to woteva it meant... I hear kids say it.

9

ammyluv2002:
Yes ! Yes!! Yes!!! So true

9. Once you live alone in big cities like Abuja, Lagos and PH then you are a runz babe

the above is incomplete.
its once a Lady lives big & glamorously in big cities without holding a lucrative job nor career then shez a runz babe.

Imagine If animals and insects were on facebook,
we'll be having posts and comments like:

1. MOSQUITO'S WALL POST:-
Finally PHCN don off light,
blood sucking things.
COMMENTS :-
(a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my
end.
(b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My
people don fleet house.
2. DOG'S WALL POST :-
Na wa oh, I never even stay reach
5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me.
*Ghost mode activated, them no go see me
*Escaping things on my mind.
COMMENTS :-
My neighbour na calabar too.
The man eyes no good for where dogs
dey... I go bite am soo.
3. RAT'S WALL POST :-
Omo na die I dey oh..... No food
for my master kitchen. Na him books
go hear am nah.
Ehn think say I come him house to
watch tv abi?
COMMENT :-
Your master stingy, dis-own am jor.
4. CHICKEN'S WALL POST :-
On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for
one month, if you need my attention, enter bush
I no fit shout. All these
Christians no be them at all.
COMMENT :-
No be only you oh, I dey migrate too.
5. HE-GOAT WALL POST :-
Heat mood activated, any she-goat
online for s*x chat?
COMMENT :-
(a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital
BIG fool.
(b) He-goat. @She-goat,
pretender, as if you no dey
feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside
comot for post jor.
6. ROOSTER'S WALL POST :-
All these hen go dey run like say dey
no wan do.
But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly.
COMMENT :-
Your own better nah, you
dey catch them.
The ones for my area na fast and
furious. I don pursue tire....
7. RAM'S WALL POST :-
As Salah don dey reach, na church
things from now on.
COMMENT:
Omo no be only you o, these butchers
Don dey even sharpen him knife & cutlass.

kika23:
That's how we roll....
Kissing all the way...
Looool

oya come let's start our own kissing...

otijah:
My major problem above all is "sex" how can you spend all your life without sex anymore, the most sweetest thing God himself created, that devil is liar. I better go hell if sex can be allowed there. instead I do with pains. @op no dey tell me dis kain things oo

how about living on the earth & enjoying this same sweetest thing forever but wit just a partner - ur wife.
think about it.

drinking deadly sniper insecticide. but why did she?

hmmmm. issorait