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FamilyRe: If Your Grandma Slaps Your Mum In Your Presence What Will You Do? by Emlaughter: 10:29pm On Jan 24, 2024
Na to run oooo, cause the slap fit reach me too.
HealthRe: Lady Bleeds To Death As Maitama General Hospital Refuses To Attend To Her by Emlaughter: 10:09am On Sep 30, 2023
How did we get to these level in this country, this is somebody's daughter, wife or mother, maybe she is the breadwinner of the family. They have deliberately deposited the family of this lady in total agony and grief with their wicked policies,that affects only the Poor. And as for the animal in human form that looked at a fellow human like himself and stabbed her, may he and his cohorts never know peace ever again. I pray God stands by and comfort the family she left behind.
Christianity EtcRe: My Testimony: What GOD Cannot Do, Does Not Exist by Emlaughter: 2:18pm On Jan 24, 2022
Congratulations Mr Righteousness, indeed your righteousness in God has proven to you and the world that it pays to serve God. You've seen nothing yet, congratulations to things yet to come in the service of God.
BusinessRe: Anyone Here Using Piggy Bank? / Piggy Vest by Emlaughter: 8:32pm On Apr 26, 2021
It's very helpful to save.
Christianity EtcRe: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Emlaughter: 5:26pm On Jan 10, 2021
Sweet Jesus, Thank you for your love for me that has kept me this far. Thank you for my parents, my siblings, my wife, my daughter, the life you've given to me, the work of my hands.
RomanceRe: I Had My Baby Today by Emlaughter: 8:16pm On Jan 03, 2021
Lamanii22:
Hello everyone... I delivered my baby this morning.. I just thought to share this wonderful news with you all.. and I'm grateful to God for safe delivery kiss

N.By: she's a girl....
Congratulations
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United : 1 - 4 On 17th October 2020 by Emlaughter: 8:07pm On Oct 17, 2020
I just pray the are relegated, maybe there head go arrange.
PoliticsRe: Umar Marafa Dies: FCTA Acting Secretary Is Dead by Emlaughter: 12:44pm On Sep 29, 2020
Am shocked to my bones to hear this sad news. He someone I know in Abuja. RIP, may God Almighty comfort his entire family.
RomanceRe: What's Your Best "It's A Small World" Experience? Share by Emlaughter: 3:43pm On Sep 10, 2020
grin grin grin

Kraking:
So yesterday I was simply amazed by an event that cemented the popular saying "it's a small world" . Oh my, it's a small world indeed.

Now back then in university around 2006 (university of maiduguri) unimaid used to be one of the best universities in the country back then, no thanks to Boko Haram. Anyways, there was one popular abokì that used to sell suya very close to my hostel. We bacame extremely close that he sometimes gave me suya for free. He later left for greener pastures (within Nigeria) in 2008. Haruna said he was going to Lagos to make more money. He never had a phone so there was no way I could even get his number.. After I graduated and served, I got a job in Lagos too àround 2012. 8 years down the line, I took a stroll down the street just yesterday, the suya man obviously recently relocated there because i ply that route often and I had never seen a suya man on that spot. Moved closer and ordered for some meat.
Me: Abokì abeg sell suya #500 for me. Give me small tasting first.

Aboki: okay sir

Me: Cut am plenty o if e no plenty I no go pay you

Aboki: chai Oga I dey cut am por flenty na this one don pass #500 sef

As he was cutting the meat, he started staring at me I began to feel uncomfortable. There have been tales of so many gays in the north, "hope this one is not one of them catching feelings " I said to myself.

Aboki: Oga no vex but e be like say I no your face from somewhere

Me: ehen.. where you know me from

Aboki: I no remember but you don live for maiduguri before?

I looked at him deeply and confused. For him to mention that maiduguri meant that he might just be right. Then he asked me if I ever attended Unimaid.

Me: yeeeeeeeess (in a confused and puzzled tone)

Aboki: I sell suya for that place well well e don tay for 2004 to 2008. You resemble one of my customer that year him name na *********

Me: Haruna! (I shouted).

In astonishment and excitement, I gave him a heart warming hug, exchanged pleasantries , some for a lenghty time in hausa, talked about a whole lot. Haruna used to sell suya in front of my hostel in the early 2000's, fate separated us in 2008, 12 years down the line , fate brought us back together in 2020.
CrimeRe: How Thieves Entered My Room And Carted Away A Lot Of Items Using Voodoo Or Charm by Emlaughter: 11:21am On Sep 10, 2020
It's not juju or charm as you claimed, but a chemical that was released into your room and whoever inhaled it dose off, until their act is accomplished. Sorry for your lose bro.
PoliticsRe: Naira Rains At Hanan Buhari’s Wedding Party by Emlaughter: 6:24pm On Sep 06, 2020
All this na Nigeria money ooo.

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