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Dear NL-ers, the top management bodies of my institution are collecting money from we the students in a dubious way.
After paying school fees, Imagine we paying for "others" at the rate of #1,000 . Not that alone, matriculation fee of #1,000 was paid together with the school fees, but now a memo is been pasted that we are going to pay #2000 (#1000 for matric gown, the rest for student guidance).
If we should multiply all this by the numbers of students on campus, the result will be tangible. The funniest thing is that these monies are only used for the selfish interest of these people. Moreover, some illegal monies are been collected by my departmental lecturers.....

Pls, how can I write petition to the EFCC concerning these?
Thanks,
Signed.
Concern Student.

ó fe t'ayé jóná lo s'órun

Nothing to say until I read about it on a website and not a blog site

delishpot:
They should keep him there. Na their type Dey say newborn baby girl seduced them.

New born baby? Oga Ade!!! gbe gbaraale... Haba!

Gone are the days... when men were boys and women were girls

... High School,
P. O. BOX ...
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8TH JUNE, 1972
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Dear Titi,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also palambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl put together as fantabulous.

I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblangata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only u and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exhalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them. Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion.
Segun.

OP..When The Idiotic FOOLanis were killing citizens (Christians in particular) where were you...... Mtcheeeeeeeeew!

OP, were you in haste when you were typing? All I can see is erroneous post, though the comprehension was comprehensible

where are digestive biscuit, okin biscuit, milk-maid biscuit?

Polytechnic Lecturers? States owned or Federal Government owned, cuz Osun State Polytechnic, Iree is starting exam soon o...... E ma shey were o!!!![ [ [

Ride on Oshokomole.... If we have more people like you.... Iyalaya éníbodì!!!

it might be true tho.....

YesNo:
and we are supposed to believe this ? in this era of photoshop where people can upload any pic for 2 mins of fame and LIKES ?

it might be true tho.....

Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!

LEXYCOM:
in exchange for his destiny

LEXYCOM:
in exchange for his destiny

Define destiny

Do mind the OP.... He/she culled it from SADhara reporter's site

Governor Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State frequently bashes the Federal Government, but SaharaReporters has learned that the state’s current financial solvency is largely indebted to the Muhammadu Buhari Presidency. The Presidency recently approved a refund of N8.8b to Ekiti State as the state’s share of a loan refund from the Paris Club.

Mr. Fayose has often accused the Federal Government of nonchalance about states’ financial crises. But contrary to those claims, it appears the Federal Government has indeed been supporting the Ekiti State government in meeting its financial obligations, including paying its workers.
Our correspondent learned from the Federal Ministry of Finance that the state government has received financial support in different forms since the inception of Mr. Buhari’s administration in 2015.
In particular, our findings indicated that the improved financial position of Governor Fayose’s administration was made possible by the N8.8 billion the state received recently from the Federal Government as the state’s share of a loan refund from the Paris Club.

The refund also boosted the budget support facility the Federal Government has been providing to some states of the federation, which the Fayose administration in Ekiti State has consistently received.
Our correspondent also discovered that the state government spends an estimated N2.6 billion each month on salaries, subvention, pension and gratuity. That level of financial obligation exceeds the state’s internally generated revenues (IGR).

According to a report published recently by National Bureau of Statistics (NBS), Ekiti ranks as one of the states with the lowest internally generated revenue in Nigeria. The report put the state’s IGR at a miserly N3.3 billion each year.

The state’s share of funds from the federation account is on average about N1.6 billion monthly. Based on available data, the state would not have been able to meet its monthly financial obligations without significant assistance from the Federal Government.

Data from the Ministry of Finance indicate that the state’s share of the refund from the Paris Club was merely a fraction of the financial support the state has been getting from the Federal Government.
Under the fiscal sustainability plan, Ekiti State received N1.3 billion in the first three months in 2016 and then N1.1 billion in subsequent months since the program began.

A recent editorial comment published by SaharaReporters confirmed the Ekiti State government’s substantial dependence on the Federal Government to meet most of its financial obligations, contrary to claims by the governor. The commentator wrote, “Ekiti State was once a proud producer of Igbemo Rice. Incidentally, Igbemo Ekiti is the next town to Fayose's village, Afao Ekiti.

“So, [Mr. Fayose] should tell Nigerians why his government of stomach infrastructure has failed to revitalize the Igbemo rice factory which was once a pride of the Ekiti people.” The commentator questioned why Governor Fayose had failed to utilize the state’s comparative advantage in agriculture. He also raised questions about the governor’s failure to partner with other states to boost agricultural production in the state.

“Has the governor of Ebonyi State not increased rice production to the extent that the state is selling rice to other states right now?” wrote the commentator, adding, “Is the lousy governor of Ekiti state not aware that the government of Governor Akin Ambode of Lagos State decided to partner with Governor Bagudu of Kebbi State for the production of rice? Is Mr. Fayose not aware that the partnership has created opportunities for Lagosians to buy a bag of rice in Lagos at N12, 000 while it is sold at N20, 000 in Fayose’s land of empty stomach infrastructure?’’

Ekiti State workers had on different occasions in 2016 appealed to the governor to use funds released by the Federal Government to clear their salary arrears.
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Source: saharareporters.com/2017/01/07/governor-fayose-gets-federal-government’s-n88b-paris-loan-refund

But honestly, he took a great risk . . .TanGod, ayam not a Bleep giver

Trado-medicine practice is not dead at all.... In fact, it is more active than Orthodox medicine practice, I'm taking Oshogbo the capital of Osun State as a case study
Those that believe this, give this comment likes

I need a girlfriend with the age range of 20-23 years, tall with chocolate skin living in Osun state
msg me @ ojoemmanuelayoade@gmail.com

Blood of Zachariah!!!

Seun, if you stop being an atheist . . . #willYouDie

one bottle of Cassaman to Seun

:oShoo! Ebora owu ti nbinu o

I was told that this mall is built underground, is this true?

This is incredible!!!

Catalin:
Na so una dey take marry? Within a period of how many months?

I wonder o

OP, are you a living witness?

No 31...... Osun people be like . . . Koni bo ninu e! .. .. .. PS: Wón nrò ni, mo sì ngbó