₦airaland Forum

Opintiwa:
Vote wisely


That word above na poison to APC corn urchins

Rozross:
Unfortunate yahoo boy, anyone you see displaying money online foolishly is into something shady.

HarlequinLekex:
But wait na him get him body na

N3TRAL:
Nigeria is a tough country to survive with a minimum wage of 30,000 naira (less than $ 100 USD per month).

To cater for one's family in Nigeria as a civil servant, one has to increase their income through begging or sharp practices while engaged in the civil service.

Go to Universities and Polytechnics, lecturers are selling handbooks to students. Some of these lecturers will teach you well and mark your papers well whether you buy their handbooks or not. Other lecturers will not teach well and score you low if you do not buy their handbooks. We don't spit on the lecturers because education is important.

Go to Immigration offices across the country. Staff are collecting huge sums to process passports. People even beg them to collect bigger amounts to process their passports faster. We don't spit on the staff because traveling is important.

Go to file court processes even in the court registry, you have to pay the staff extra money so that they can handle your files happily. We don't spit on the registrar because getting justice is important.

Try to book an appointment with a prominent person who has a busy schedule. You have to appreciate his P.A or secretary with money and airtime. We don't spit on the them because seeing the big man is important.

It is same at every government department in this country.

When the student returns from school and the lady leaves the immigration office to encounter a police officer at a checkpoint, he/she spits on the police officer because security is not important and the police was standing under the rain sun unlike the others.

Just like almost every lecturer sells handouts, most police men just beg for 100 naira or 200 Naira to complement their 45,000 naira a month without seeing their families. Not all of them are like the lecturers who victimize students who don't buy the handbooks.

Ask the drivers whose cars were auctioned in Lagos Last week, they'd be praying a police officer had asked them for 5000 naira or 10,000 naira at the spot instead. Ask G-boys wey dey EFCC custody, they will tell you they wished a police officer asked them for little at a checkpoint instead.

When e reach police officers we dey form sane clime. If police dem follow form sane clime tow people car wey default go station, car for finish for Naija. Though there are bad officers, let's appreciate the good ones please.

Double standards everywhere.

tishbite42:
Hoelosho

obi4eze:


Thrash

Omihanifa:
Ise asewo

ATEAMS:
Promoting sexuality

falcon01:
Kaduna and stabbings

meobizy:
It’s a large potato after all.

Nigerian men don’t try when picking oyibo wives.

Ginaz:
with the attitude she gave me just now. I dont want her to be closed to me. i don't need insults from a girl my younger sister is older than.

Abdul05:
A tiny party like labour party can only be seen under the microscope....

inoki247:
lol dey will soon come and blame Tinubu for diz....

ElSudani:
We keep telling them but they think online noise making is how you win elections.
No senator, no rep but they think they can win! Not in Nigeria, maybe on Twitter.

lexylaw40:
Labor party dose not qualify as a political party...eya

Remotions:
No doubt the tongue has power, but why can't people use it to declare themselves billionaires? Why is it always bad things that comes to pass? I pray she gets justice

CoronaVirusRelo:
God bless your mother!

Why can’t the same tongue make people billionaires!

I will be a billionaire next month. I have started counting down.


Millions of tongues keep praying for Nigeria every Driday and Sunday, but country keeps retrogressing, it’s seem they all have stupid tongues!

God1000:
Such horrific death, what did she do to warrant such.

That Chinese man will face the full wrath of the law, his audacity in going to her house where he committed the murder baffles me.

I hope he won't bribe his way out though

Corridon:
True confession.

Wogannoma:
That's cos Messi was in your team!

Kyase:
Yep
Chelsea always do well after they sack their managers

I expect them to win tonight

Corridon:
Nice one. Better than agbado and cassava.