₦airaland Forum

Lordabas:
Lol. What's strange? The womans vagïna needs to be as tight as the dudes hand to enable easy cumming

I sure say u don f**k plenty babes for ya life

MarthaK:
My phone's battery life is Awesome!

Mine is not so awesome, i charged mine to 70% @ 1st charge and later 100% @ 3rd charge. Could that be the cause? Or are you using power saver?

Lordabas:




During masturbatiøn, the fist is tighter than a vagïna so its easier to cum. Its normal

I've always known that u're strange

Lordabas:
Ofcus i can always use my mouth

Chai...... Somepeople sef

Lordabas:
Be happy wit ur saggy boøbs although ur brezz will probably be resting on ur knees
You'll find a man that likes it

My boobs don't sag. Be happy with ur weak erection, u might find a girl who likes it

Lordabas:
When i get to the point where the bra falls off my only thoughts is " Yeah nakèd boøbs "

Then i touch them

Even if the boobs resemble a deflated balloon? Ewww

Lordabas:
her mommas boobsie is forever young..still standing

I dove my hat

There's something called a "push-up bra" No wonder guys get easily deceived by girls....... Smh

fancytboy:
Its decided ...Get your new infinix hot @ 12,900 Only

Are you kidding me?

SammyT95:
yeah i hope so too starting with you.

SammyT95:
my name is Samuel,i'm a microbiologist at the federal university of technology,akure.
My hobbies are chatting and reading i guess.
I love paintings and art works
if given a second change i would love to an artist.

That's cool........ I hope u make cool friends here

I just got my tecno H6 today, my 1st android phone(finally).

iceberylin:
Been busy, Thanks for not calling either




Uhmmm...it will be cool if your kissing my cheek, and am smiling out my dimples...

How you see am

You and this your dimples sha It's perfect tho

iceberylin:
Goshhh....i miss you.

Where v u been,
Taught ur dead oo.. (just kidding )

Oya lets do this....

AM sure ur cuteness will pave way fir us tew win. This

Missed you too. My phone got spoilt(hot water tinzz). Thanks for not calling.
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I hope you know how to smile very well sha. Btw, who is kissing who? Should we kiss each other or you'll kiss me or i'll kiss you? We gats win this thing :*:*:*

Wow!!!! I can't keep my mouth closed, this is really amazing. He is really talented but in countries like Nigeria, the talent would have been discouraged. I think i should try and balance spoons(who knows, i might have the talent)

How much is it?

One can take the selfies with any phone abi? Cos i don't know how they'll know if it's from a tecno phone. Iceberylin sweetie, lets take a selfie

ShahzadNonso:
Aiit, lemme nt distract u. Wish you the best as you prepare 4 your xams

Thanks Ttyl

Chigold101:
Emmaesty...

Chigold101

ShahzadNonso:
Eya Sowi, I can help if you wil let me.

How? I've got exam next week so i gotta read

ShahzadNonso:
Use coconut water wash ya eye na. I'm good, thank God. U?

I'm bored stiff

Smh........ Nobody wants to die but death is inevitable

ShahzadNonso:
"And others" shey? Na we b the others abi? God is watching o

Abeg bros no vex oh, i no see u cos eye dey pain me. How are you doing?

SammyT95:
Hi everyone I'm new here
what's up.

Hello dear, care to introduce yourself? Your school/work, hobbies and all other things you care to share Welcome to the family

Mzflexydeeva:
Babe hw far Where have u been? How book work?? Are u done with exams

School is fine oh, I'll be done with exams by nextweek. How are you? How's work?

nani667:
Alright.... If you can, you can try and up it a little and get the S3....thats the best option.... To avoid high BP, studies have shown that Infinix Zero can cause high BP

Lol........ You're quite funny. Thanks though

nani667:
25K... Not 20K

Oh....... 20k is my budget

nani667:
That same amount can get you a good used Samsung Galaxy S3.... Which is a much better option ✔

For 20k? Where can i get that in Lagos?

Na wa oh....... Why is this place dry? Where is Shegxi, Leeport, Callmespices, Unibenstudent and others?

Hello, Pls i need to know which phone is better between Infinix Zero and Samsung Galaxy S duos 2. Pls, this will be my 1st smartphone and i need more value for my money and I'll be getting the phone 2mao

tit:
To all the good people here,
there is a competition.
first prize is two buduruwah for eligible mujahideen.

(just for a week,
or you can just do kwana gida with them.
i know most of you cannot handle a woman for 1 month. you will run like Nigeria army)

there is a competition.
just like our good brothers have renamed Mubi to Madinatul Islam,
we need names for
Jos
Yola
makurdi
Gboko
Akure
Enugun
Owerri
Aba
Osogbo
Ibadan
Lagos
and so on.
Please submit your entries to me.
Mallam shekau shall rename Abuja himself
while as his right hand woman (and supplier of duri),
i shall rename Ilorin.

Please be fast with your proposals
our army will not take long
to dip the qoran
into the sea.

Assalayam Allaiykum
my brothren and sistern in war peace

It's people like you that made me dislike Islam. How can u support Boko Haram? How can you be happy when innocent people are dying? Do you have a conscience at all? I'm sure you are not related to any bomb blast victim, that's why u are still blindly supporting Boko Haram. Till then sha

dayveed1:
like serious? wow OK can you pm your digits?

Wanna take me out?