₦airaland Forum

Lol
If you set here, I for slap your head

gbemishile:
hope say no be roadside u buy the sim,cus after NIN,Dem go tell u say na roadside u buy sim,say the registration no complete.dem go tell u say Dem go need re-register u again,but unfortunately,Dem no fit cus NCC never tell Dem to start registering sim

This is almost the same thing I am passing through at the moment with 9Mobile. They said my mother's maiden was not captured and for that I'll need to re-register the SIM which has not commenced and God knows when it will. Maybe after the SIM has been blocked or something.
This country is a joke.

When oil prices fall, Nigerians suffers whatever negative effect that comes with, and when it rises, we are equally faced with its negative effects.
Which way naija sef

How many universities have you been to, that made you draw your conclusions.
I truly don't understand what you guys enjoy in tribalism cuz it's so lame.

Since I have been challenging you to get good results, have you ever done it.
Savage dad

He should have channeled this energy he used for this epistle to do the actual work.

The egg will hatch and a miniature masquerade will emerge.

miriamchi:
sango ota

Wow
That's a lot more far from me.

miriamchi:
i've even gone to their office And i was asked to hold on till the ban of registration of new sim is lifted.Only God knows how long that will be.

That might take a while.
Which of their offices did you go to, cuz that was one of the reasons that delayed me from retrieving the SIM

In DJ Khaled's voice..... Another one.

miriamchi:
We are in the same shoes..pls what do we do?

I have tried to reach them via Instagram, but I haven't gotten any response. The next option is to try to contact them via any of their available social media platforms.

I don't even know how to go about this, cuz my SIM is no longer working and I have been unable to retrieve the SIM due to the suspension towards that effect.

No 1 is what we are facing in this country and it equally happens in a whole lot societies.

Nice one.
Reminds me of Maroon 5's Sugar video

Good afternoon Nairalanders.
I have read some disturbing news on this platform where people have been accused of stealing a man's genital and even worse that some of these alleged pënis collectors were lynched to death, in most cases, without any concrete proof.

This brings me to my questions.
Have you ever witnessed such scene?

Were they able to prove at the end of the day that the pënis was actually stolen?

In cases where they were able to prove that it was stolen, how was the missing dïck returned or did it move from there to oblivion?

In cases where they were unable to retrieve the dïck, maybe because the alleged dïck thief couldn't return it or they have already lynched the person, does the alleged victim go home dïckless? (A clear case of; wetin I carry cûm, I no cûm carry am go)

Why is there always cases of missing dïck, I never hear of any missing booby or towtow abi these ones no follow for private parts?

Too many questions to be asked, but let me stop here.
My fellow Nairalanders, kindly do justice to this topic so that we all can be enlightened.
Thanks.

You can take a horse to the keke, but you can't force it to enter the keke.
Na wise men talk so

Lol
Abia state governor wan pay you bursary, tell me something new abeg.

I still can't understand how a supposed sane person will decide to fight for a God and later pray and revere that same God as supreme being capable of granting all their wishes. Why not allow that God to fight for you and protect you

Upset loading for Man City.

Chemistdavy:
Anybody that lives in Lagos axis and has Brad Traversy's Udemy course on Modern HTML and CSS should hit me up. I will put up a good offer. Thanks very much.

Have you gotten the course yet?

I have recharged my 9mobile SIM trice now, but yet to get value for any of them.

Despite the fact that I do not support this violence, but it is well known that this quick escalation was solely the Government's fault due to their senseless and unnecessary show of force.

I started believing Wike's capabilities when he won Rivers states election despite the fact that he was fighting Amaechi that had federal government support.

And if he somehow found out that it is a boy, what would have been his next step. Deliver her of the baby?
This one is mad

I was hoping to see where Goodluck Jonathan gets the blame for the supposed mistake.

They lived on the edge and also plunged to their death from the edge after an adventure of a lifetime.
Rip to both girls.

Seems it is a crime to be scammed in this county while the perpetrator is assumed to be a hero. So sad.