₦airaland Forum

No one seems to be talking about it lately.
I truly don't understand our politicians and their ill thought policies.

Don't tell me this is real.
You will buy a cloth in the name of Jesus Christ.

Some people are so cursed that they can't exist without any form of stealing. How much are they going to sell that stuff as scrap. That was how a friend of mine came out one morning and started looking for his signboard.

Let this one go bro.
It's always good to let things flow naturally

Juju no dey work for where alpha males dey

It makes you go gaga
Larry Gaga abi na Lady Gaga

Nothing wey sand no go see for humans hand

I'm looking forward to seeing DBULL as a household name in the Music Industry real soon.

Nigeria and Nigerians will never learn.
Aren't we tired of these same old guys.

Lol
If you set here, I for slap your head

gbemishile:
hope say no be roadside u buy the sim,cus after NIN,Dem go tell u say na roadside u buy sim,say the registration no complete.dem go tell u say Dem go need re-register u again,but unfortunately,Dem no fit cus NCC never tell Dem to start registering sim

This is almost the same thing I am passing through at the moment with 9Mobile. They said my mother's maiden was not captured and for that I'll need to re-register the SIM which has not commenced and God knows when it will. Maybe after the SIM has been blocked or something.
This country is a joke.

When oil prices fall, Nigerians suffers whatever negative effect that comes with, and when it rises, we are equally faced with its negative effects.
Which way naija sef

How many universities have you been to, that made you draw your conclusions.
I truly don't understand what you guys enjoy in tribalism cuz it's so lame.

Since I have been challenging you to get good results, have you ever done it.
Savage dad

He should have channeled this energy he used for this epistle to do the actual work.

The egg will hatch and a miniature masquerade will emerge.

miriamchi:
sango ota

Wow
That's a lot more far from me.

miriamchi:
i've even gone to their office And i was asked to hold on till the ban of registration of new sim is lifted.Only God knows how long that will be.

That might take a while.
Which of their offices did you go to, cuz that was one of the reasons that delayed me from retrieving the SIM

In DJ Khaled's voice..... Another one.

miriamchi:
We are in the same shoes..pls what do we do?

I have tried to reach them via Instagram, but I haven't gotten any response. The next option is to try to contact them via any of their available social media platforms.

I don't even know how to go about this, cuz my SIM is no longer working and I have been unable to retrieve the SIM due to the suspension towards that effect.

No 1 is what we are facing in this country and it equally happens in a whole lot societies.

Nice one.
Reminds me of Maroon 5's Sugar video

Good afternoon Nairalanders.
I have read some disturbing news on this platform where people have been accused of stealing a man's genital and even worse that some of these alleged pënis collectors were lynched to death, in most cases, without any concrete proof.

This brings me to my questions.
Have you ever witnessed such scene?

Were they able to prove at the end of the day that the pënis was actually stolen?

In cases where they were able to prove that it was stolen, how was the missing dïck returned or did it move from there to oblivion?

In cases where they were unable to retrieve the dïck, maybe because the alleged dïck thief couldn't return it or they have already lynched the person, does the alleged victim go home dïckless? (A clear case of; wetin I carry cûm, I no cûm carry am go)

Why is there always cases of missing dïck, I never hear of any missing booby or towtow abi these ones no follow for private parts?

Too many questions to be asked, but let me stop here.
My fellow Nairalanders, kindly do justice to this topic so that we all can be enlightened.
Thanks.

You can take a horse to the keke, but you can't force it to enter the keke.
Na wise men talk so

Lol
Abia state governor wan pay you bursary, tell me something new abeg.

I still can't understand how a supposed sane person will decide to fight for a God and later pray and revere that same God as supreme being capable of granting all their wishes. Why not allow that God to fight for you and protect you