₦airaland Forum

Ttalk:
I put it to you, none of your family members, your parent, your grandparent, and your entire generation is as intelligent, exposed, and as vast as Tinubu.

You can dispute by naming any of your family members that can lace his shoe.

Vagab*nd like you is mocking someone no one in your tribe can ever match up to in your entire lifetime

My Lord, I equally put it to u that make una go buy pampers for baba Tinubu

dis one baba no go sleep while speaking,

Winning123:
Be ready to wallow in pains as he is your next President

Shey na like dis we go dey dey

Salewa97:
Lol when Tinubu spoke, the chant in the room is so so loud. Obi Pandora is a baby politician.

Post d link of d video, I wan watch am bcs I get more than enough data to watch anything

Simple speech, not sounding like a drunk master. Turning rotten to bad

D man wey dey right just dey look whether BAT go fall or not
D man wey dey left look like dem dey hold Jagaban.

advanceDNA:
Oga off your mic......to them, all you are doing is attacking and bashing them.....

Theres one in my office...shes the mama of our unit...38 years old.... theyve introduced many guys to her ..her excuses??

He's short, he's bald, he has only HND
His salary is low...he has a son, he's not my type....ask her what her type is..she will just be quoting hollywood and public acceptable standards of men....yet this lady is fat oooo...

Some people dont want to admit we cant all get what we wish for...thats fate.....still, we can get what fate males available for us and make what we want out of it.......

men adjust their standards easily but most women dont, couple their long throat, thats why many of them are single.

en cum be like say that aunty na @blessedmercy8 sister, dont worry, in few years time u go see say aunty second home go bi shiloh. Men can easioy adjust but u see women hell no.
Critically look at domestic violence, u will know that women are d genesis of it,

Sleekcode:
Yes.

She'll be very old before you


You'll start cheating because no inch of her will be attractive to you

Watch out as all these aunties go chsnge d narrative. Imagine 30year old guy with 42year old lady, just imagine that

All parasites parading themselves as daughters of eve. Aside sex, what do women offer? Then, sex is damn overrated.
I hv being asking myself dis question, is their any special thing in sex?

Truvelisback:
Abraham married and had Isaac at his old age. He was even famous than Methuselah who lived close to a thousand year. During GEJ, life wasn't as difficult as this. Buhar's govt has made everything a living a Hell.

Don't mind that mudafucker saying rubbish. Stress of marriage no worth am, then d daughters of eve we hv dis day are nothing to write home about.
Now u are managing ur life, carry one delilah put for house na that time u go cum resemble shadow of urself. Aside child, I don't see any benefit in settling down with naija woman. How son of man go work his ass off till d day he will join his ancestors.

akbonus:
SOME OF YOU MEN ARE SO FOOLISH THAT YOU COME TO THE PUBLIC SPACE TO INSULT YOUR MOTHER,SISTERS,AUNTIES.FEMALE COUSINS,AND DAUGHTERS.WHO TOLD YOU THAT IT IS SEX THAT MAKES A WOMAN'S BREAST TO GO FLAT?YOU MUST BE A DUNCE TO THINK LIKE THAT,THERE ARE WOMEN WITH 1,2,3 KIDS AND WHEN YOU SEE THEIR BOOBS YOU WIL ASK IF TRULY THEY HAVE GIVEN BIRTH,SO STOP BEING FOOLISH.MEANWHILE I AM A MARRIED MAN AND I HAVE DAUGHTERS AND SISTERS,AUNTIES AND NIECES

See dis idiotoo ohhhh, who ask u whether u dun marry or not, whether u get daughters or not. Chairman of women defender, useless entity

Dis one na when delilah never chop Sampson finish. Mama no no say her daughter dun carry heavy prick tire, daughter breast dun fall finish.
Dis day, from 16years and above breast dun turn to slice bread, forget about d padding with bra, mak dem remove d pad, u go know say, verily verily wall of jericho dun fall.
If breast of 18years go fall, what about one aunty wey dey 42year for Nairaland, how her own go bi kwanu

Katcall:
my fùckmate is 31. She wishes i marry her one day. I've told her never unless you want us to stop fùcking

Ur papa born u well,

kay29000:
Hello, I'm not mocking women... I have sisters. I'm just stating facts. Even Linda Ikeji insinuated the same theory I'm stating, so I don't understand why you feel I'm bashing women. A 40 year old male has more value than a 40 year old female when it comes to marriage matters. This is a fact.

40 year old woman has nothing, absolutely nothing to bring again na

MALIGNANTGuest:
Abeg eeeeee dooooo
Pity these women small
Marry 3 today, u no go die
Let's try to decongest their soaring figure.

May loneliness send them back to their ancestors, no room for mercy

Suspect33:
god abeg ooo

I'm only a humble servant and I stand by d truth, so help me Jah

BRATISLAVA:
Please, tell all these little boys that life is beyond their mocking of women. They think they know everything and are quick to mock unmarried women.

emmanuelbrown26, Qwr123, kay29000 can you see?

When a child receives a haircut, the shape of his head becomes obvious. D gods are wise son

U can't compare life of a man with a woman. Women expires after 25 down to 29years. U see 30year old lady is so shattered both mentally and emotionally.
I was engaging one sometime ago, d way dis aunty dey fast and pray all bcs of a man I keep wondering if men dun finish for dis kantri.
When a woman start flexing muscle with a man,she tends to remain single for d rest of her life, if u think say na lie go and ask @Blessedmercy8

Blessedmercy8:
Those who are married are not 100% Happy. So it's not marriage that gives happiness. In fact, many of them will tell you they lost their happiness after marriage.

Marriage is a whole lot of responsibility that demands a lot from you. It's not like what you see in zeeworld. That is why many get disappointed because they go in with unrealistic expectations.

Just continue living your best life. If marriage comes, fine. if not, life goes on.
For me, I can't be bothered as long as God is taking care of me and I'm comfortable. what more can one possibly ask for in life.?

I expected to see u right here. I can help u in managing loneliness bcs I know that loneliness is just ur major problem right now

Henryfour:
I want to say dis......dis life is of God .
I can remember vividly how I cud not probably claim ownership of #1000 as my own , dis lasted for 3bad years. I was doing business in ogun state, started d business around 2010/2011. I was doing fine, I was able to build a huse in d village as well as gaining admission into university, all dis happened btw 2012/ 2015. So after graduation, around 2015/2016, I started having problem in my business. Everything collapsed , I cud not feed.
From 2018, it became worst, I had to go borrow money from micro finance bank ,I decided to get Keke wit d borrowed money, anyway, I could only buy second option cuz I had but 250k, all was borrowed.
Dis was d beginning of d main problem , after two months, d Keke broke down,��, I cud not even pay d next monthly bank repayment plan. I decided to sell d Keke for #50,000, which I used to pay as deposit in MISS, dis people are into d business of buying Keke and giving it out to individual after some deposit is made. I got d Keke, and I was to be paying d Keke instalment n micro finance bank pending balance. Life was hell, at d process , my girlfriend left me . The worst happened again wen COVID-19 came in , school closed no more passengers cuz ,most of our customers were students. So, I dropped d Keke for a while later, I would get a job as a poultry farm manager, I was glad cuz , I now hv a place to stay n also my pay was 30k monthly.
After one month, d lady paid 7k and promised to pay all in 10days time only for her to come back n said , she would not pay again dt her birds died a lot. Dis was how I left d farm work wit no payment. Went back to ogun town

So, friends now raised 60k for me, I useed it to start crayfish business, was buying from Oron to ogun state but at d end, I wasn't making gain. The worst was dt, d Oron guy would send bad crayfish to me at d end , I would not see capital . I stopped buying from Oron, started going to Lagos,.... Yaba oyigbo market, d price and crayfish here was better but, I no longer have enough capital to push. I did dis for a week b4 all d remaining 40k disappeared cuz, I used it to play bet tinkin dt, I would double it and keep wit my crayfish business, but I lost all.
Dnt 4gt dt I sti hv Keke instalment payment, d Keke ,I have packed cuz no work n sometimes I would use it to distribut my crayfish
So, one day after using d last out of 10k I had, I used 6k to play virtual betting, I was mad, I cud not hold myself cuz, dt was my all.., so I had no option but to change location, that was how I came to Lagos wit 3k, no house, it was one of my guys who just came to Lagos, who in turn didn't have a house too, dt directed me on how to stop at mushin.
So , d 3k is finished n my guy too didn't have money, but, he successed in giving me #500 ,I used it to buy bread n water.
Finally ,I and my guy got a factory work at OK food, it's a factory dt produces biscuits n chew gum at fatai itire mushin. D pay was #1400 pay day, from 6 to 7 daily. So we were practically sleeping even after work cux no other huz.

Chai dis story is long , I can't tell it all but, after 2 months I was able to buy an android phone from my savings, I made sure I did not eat food wit meat, all d 2months cuz, I was saving to buy phone .wen I got d phone, I was able to join a WhatsApp group called...(Lagos job alert
) Created by one ...miss brown. So, from there I was getting a daily job, all dis BAS and serving of food to get paid 3k daily.

I did dis for 3 months and was about giving up. One day, I went for an interview, I wasn't selected cuz, d guy who was selecting did not like me, he said he gave me a job b4 but I didn't do it right. Meanwhile, d job he said he gave me was , trophy promotion job , it starts from 5pm to 9pm. Dt faithful day, I went for a movie shot at lekki, yes, we do everything here in Lagos, we were just to do minor roll.... I was giving a police roll, was paid 10k per day, it lasted for 3weeks, u get paid daily as u make appearance ...d movie name is ..( Lockdown) it's one of d best movie , go to cilema and whatch it pls. So dt day, we closed late, d traffic was much, I called him n told him dt, I would not make it to mushin from lekki cuz of traffic, he aceptd but, I never knew dt, it would make him not to give me another job. But , God has a better plan, after d whole tin, he didn't select me. As I was going, I just decided to help one of d ladies wit her bag, I helped her to whr she entered a byk n she gave me her number. After a month, I now sent d lady a chat on WhatsApp, I told her dt, I didn't have a Job. D lady said aww! Dat I shd wait, after 5munits , she sent me a number, and directed me to d company, I got emplyed ...guess what!!... My salary was started wit 300k wit no certificate demanded and no interview. After two months, I rented a house of 700k yearly. Now my salary is above 450k. Wat God can not do , doesn't exist.

Guys ,life is grace, dnt give up, try n come to Lagos oooo.

My brother, I'm so fuckingly happy for u, men, u came, saw and conquered. But u see d bolded, my dear brother na their u spoil ur beautiful testimony. I dun see men wey dun dey dis eko with their certificates and experience but things never too pure for dem. U are lucky that ur star clicked in Lagos not coming to Lagos. Do u know how many unemployed graduates we hv in dis Lagos?
Do u know how many underemployed folks here in Lagos?
All d same I am happy for u and it calls for celebration.

Na waiting aunty @Blessedmercy8 dey find, na that type dem wan arrange for her from village

general111:
shebi na dis 40yr old lady be dis
She really think she is smart

Na she bi that my brother, aunty wey no wan get sense at old age

U see d generation of daughters of eve we have are nothing, I mean absolutely nothing to write home about.
I keep saying it here that getting married to dis generation of women is not worth it at all at all
Imagine what my fellow Hommie went through all bcs of one bitch in d name of marriage.
Op I fit relate ur tori, being in d field for years,iI no how en dey bi. I dun see many many things about women and marriage.
Also, she pour water on ur bcs she no say u dey too soft, before a woman go do anyhow for where man dey, she go dun reason whether d man go react or not.
Then, when u are dealing with a woman, never u be d peacemaker rather be d troublemaker, if u bi d peacemaker, women dey always ride on d person, go and verify

Blessedmercy8:
Hmmm.... When I created a thread on this, people came for me like I don't know what I'm saying.

Where are the " it's not a crime to use napkins" group?

Why do u like dis gracing urself outside? Every now and then if no bi romance section u dey na family section u dey, Haba, aunty zukwanike for a while. Yes I understand say loneliness dey hammer u but find something and keep urself busy, u are damn fucking old for dis. At ur age some ladies dun dey eye to be grand mothers while some dun finish giving birth. Ur own, na one grandpa dey wait for u, if at all grandpa fit see ur way bcs we hv too many ladie/women outa their

Joeblaze26:
Seen...God Bless You Bro✌️

One love sir

highman10:
DAALU NWANNE nkem

Nwanem madu ekele udo

Joeblaze26:
090 - 6113 - 8565. Thanks bro

Abeg manage d 200 top up, no vex say I send am late, I just dey busy today

TINUBUISMAD:
I hope you are not supporting the lifeless one because if you are supporting him, I know na

Same question I always ask those on suicide mission here