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then let us start manufacturing our own......

I don't want to die young by thinking the problems of Nigeria .......they are uncountable nouns....

just like

A LADY'S phone INBOX
1..I luv u dear (jerry)
2..Can i take u out to night? (Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man
(MOSES) 4.. Sweetie don't forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u?(Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for U to
be by my side (Samuel)
7...Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back
(Chairman)
A GUY'S PHONE INBOX:....
1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told U Am getting
married (Jane)
3..Don't u dare call me again, cheat (Eudorah)
4..Am warning u 4 the last time oo (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting the money for the
admission form (young bro)
6..My son, how re you? Please send us some
money (Mama)
7..I have not seen my period for 2 months
(Amarachi)..
8... DEAR CUSTOMER, RECHARGE UP TO #100
THIS WEEKEND AND GET #100% OF YOUR
RECHARGE TO CALL ANY NETWORK..

RUBBISH AND USELESS BILLS.
WHY NOT YOU SIGN "DEAF EAR AMENDMENT BILL"

WAITING FOR THE ...Z....O.....IES

na dis kind of bills APC will be signing..

saraki will remain the Senate president is all I know....
one good year don pass n three more years to go....

Nigerians will realise that not only election results are said to be inconclusive........

saraki's case will be INCONCLUSIVE TRIAL/ CASE....

YorubaHighness:
Gullibos, good is ready.

Same itouts praising ND Scavengers will soon come here to wail and blame 1) Buhari 2) Yorubas.

what is this Yoruba boy saying?.

only 5% people are making your economy to retard....and you 95% can't do anything...

your thousands of yams n cows ain't contributing any dime to the economy..

get sense for once even if it's only for today

let the lies continua.....the almighty liars are back with another species of lies...

that word " lie" is too common now.

let me go n find the botanical name of it.

God bless our hustles and make our lives a better one.
precious morning everyone...

fulani people again?.

na thunder go kill scatter una dis time around...

you guys have the president, 90% of FG appointments are your people .

still you like our own land.

we are waiting patiently for You people.

Thank God say your president na deaf person now....if una like cry to him for 3 months he is deaf....and will develop glaucoma next

if you travel by air, you are not even 65% sure.

travel by land the same faith....

travel by sea, you are not sure for once.

travel by witchcraft.....dey go burn u one day.


oh Lord, guide and protect all travelers to their various destinations except those traveling by witchcraft to kill people.


R.I.P TO THE DEAD.

help us Lord

that killer don get one Self contain room for hell fire..
zombies always looking for blood to suck.

and BUHARI will come out and set up a panel to investigate how they got the money used for the ceremony .....

was GEJ OUR PRESIDENT IN 2007...
NIGERIA DON DEY CORRUPT SINCE 1914...
AND YOU ARE FIGHTING CORRUPTION NOW USING IT TO DECEIVE THE MASSES.
NO BE CORRUPTION PUT BUHARI FOR POWER IN 1983....OR WAS HE ELECTED THEN.
WAKE UP NIGERIAN

some are called but some are chosen, while others are appointed.

and APC dullards will say its the handiwork of GEJ........

AS NAIRA WEAKENS DAY BY DAY BECAUSE OF BUHARI'S F9 IN ECONOMICS SO SHALL HIS HEARING ABILITY CONTINUES TO DETERIORATE EVERY SECOND.

AM HAPPY FOR THEM.

BUHARI DON RELEASE FUNDS BUT HE WILL SAY THAT THERE IS NO MONEY AND THE TREASURY WAS EMPTY.


AND 5 STAR ZOMBIES WILL BE LIKE......SAI BUHARI.

NOW YOUR BUHARI IS DEAF....HE CANT HERE YOUR ZOMBIE CHANTS.

CONGRATS TO THE NEW PCMS

when change becomes unchangeable; economy will change, price of fuel will change, price of tomatoes will change.


and someone's ear used for hearing will change to a DEAF EAR.

GEJ WILL BE IN LONDON RECEIVING AWARDS WHILE HIS SUCCESSOR WILL ALSO BE IN LONDON RECEIVING EAR INFECTION TREATMENT.

IF NOT TOTALLY DEAF NOW.

6hours to sell a bag of pure water...
but only 40 seconds to loot 100billion.
and you think this wicked world is fair to everyone.
I don't agree to it.

9ja4show:
Yes you have achieved getting banged for naira more than me

9ja4show, no mind her cos if achievement is measured by the amount of dick she don collect since her life, she have not achieved anything yet cos e get people wey be champion

SEE AS HIS MESSAGE NO PASS 8 LINES....

IF ITS LAI MOHAMMED SPEAKING FOR BUHARI......THEY WILL START FROM THE DAY HE WAS CONCEIVED, THE DAY HE WAS BORN TILL THEY REACH THE DAY HE DIED AND ALSO THE LAST WORDS HE SAID AS IF THEY WERE WITH THE FAMILY OF THE DISEASED THAT PARTICULAR MOMENT AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, THE TEXT BOOK DON COME OUT...

NIGERIA....GOVERNMENT OF THE TRAVELERS, TO THE LAIRS AND FOR THE SICK ( EAR INFECTION)

WHEN A GOOD MAN TALKS, HIS WORDS WILL TOUCH THE HEART DEEPLY.

I LOVE YOU GEJ......COME BACK AND RESCUE US.

pls avengers, since Buhari is traveling out today, let us enjoy a peaceful country even if its just for 2days.

WHEN YOUR ECONOMY IS FAULTY......

WHEN YOUR MISINFORMATION MINISTER GET FAULTY MOUTH.....

POWER SECTOR IS FAULTY.......


EVEN YOUR PRESIDENT'S HEALTH IS NOW FAULTY.

TELL ME WHY THE TRAFFIC LIGHT WILL NOT BE FAULTY.


THEY WHERE BUILT UNDER FAULTY ECONOMY, UNDER FAULTY POWER SUPPLY AND........................i no talk anything.

abeg who is now the most dangerous lier we get for this country.

LAI MOHAMMED VS FEMI ADESINA.


for me Lai mohammed still rocks. He is like Barca, wen they lose one match then they will go 20 matches unbeaten

if they like let them open unique account for the money recovered. Without naming those culprits, they are still not serious with their fight against quaruption.


as for Buhari's illness, though i somehow hate him but i will pray for him this time around to get well soon, come back and face his cross. No running away. He wanted power by all means now he is in charge and sickness wants to cut it short, devil is a lier like Lai mohammed.



WHEN WILL NORTHERNERS PRODUCE A HEALTHY AND FIT PRESIDENT LIKE GEJ IN TERMS OF HEALTH.

it might be the step mother that advised them to do it..

some step mom's can be wicked at times since the children are not from her own womb.

when some parents keep watching x-rated films in front of their young children and they expect them to be holy children.

they must practice what they saw on tv. and they parents will blame devil while they are the pure devil the children are seeing.

am an eye witness

modern guys can't be Poor for ever.

Anything at all cost.

my babe and side chick still dey breast feed me till now......
no big deal since breast feeding is breast feeding.

now that he is dead you are writing all this.

are you his personal Assistant on boxing, changing of names, even on type of sickness.

or you just want to draw our hard earned attention to yourself....

you don succeed .