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when she said she only had sex 2 two times in two years.
I laughed coz she is trying to be diplomatic here.
well, all am saying is that the two times she said means 22 times.

you said past question paper with answer....

I remember I once bought a past question paper during my post utme time in Imsu
..
the first page I opened was chemistry and the question I saw was

Define chemistry.

I turned to the answer page...what I saw made me angry

the book defined chemistry as the end products of different chemicals.

I looked around n saw a fellow jambite trying to buy past question paper. I walked down to where she was standing in front of the shop and gave her mine.
she was surprised.

there is no Niger delta avengers in Senegal....so why must he cancel his visitation.

WHY WILL BUHARI BE REPRESENTED AGAIN..

IS HE TIRED OF TRAVELING SO SOON?.


WHEN A LADY MANAGED TO BUY A NEW G-STRING PANT....SHE WILL BE ANSWERING NATURE'S CALL EVERY MINUTE..

WELL OSIBANJO DON DEY TO TO MESSAGE BOY

BUHARI GO SEE TRAVEL AND QUIT TRAVELING

medicine after DEATH....

okay......who inspired your BOBO music and story for the gods......i think its Bob Marley


next article please.

ONE MAN AGAINST FG, THIS NIGERIA DON THEY TURN TO SOMETHING ELSE..

MAYBE NIGERIAN SOLDIERS WENT THERE FOR PICNIC.

WAITING FOR NEXT LINE OF ACTION.

CANT WAIT TO HERE THE NEWS FROM LIE MOHAMMED

so with this success they have achieved so far....

let every lady join them......if you meet someone pls dear sister follow him to his house and give it to him like never before maybe you might be the future wife of the president.


rubbish.....

beautiful couple....


the joy of every lady is to get married one day.


if a lady acquires all wealth in this world, one thing is certain that only a MAN will give her that special title called " MRS "

if to say that they stayed like that and put up a good behaviour .......by now dey would have been married and have 5 children each....



if you are a lady and wish to enter into nollywood, my sister that Nollywood will be your husband and your children.....ask others with the experience.


wait ooo....but we must be watching naija movies ni

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my brother if you have faith and believe......you will be successful more than them......

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well the man said that WE MUST MAKE IT IN LIFE.

let me ask lie mohammed if this news is true.

he is the only person that tells the truth this days

HAHAHAHAH THOSE HANDS RESEMBLE DUCK LEGS...

#NOTHATING.


ENJOY YOUR MONEY BROS

BUHARI WILL NOT BE WISE FOR ONCE....

SEE PEOPLE WEY DEY VISIT NIGERIA " BRITISH HIGH COMMISSIONER " .....

BUT IF LIBYA WANTS TO COMMISSION A BORE-HOLE....BUHARI WILL BE THERE LIVE.

CHINA WANTS TO OPEN A PRIMARY SCHOOL....BUHARI WILL NEVER MISS OUT INSTEAD HE WILL CANCEL LAGOS VISITATION.

USA WANTS TO OPEN A STADIUM.....BUHARI WILL NEVER BE LEFT OUT....

LAGOS STATE WANTS TO COMMISSION A PROJECT.....BUHARI WILL DEVELOP EAR INFECTION OVER NIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM HONG KONG.




UNA SEE YOUR PRESIDO

all this money wey person no dey see only for figures here.

EFCC BE LIKE.....THIS PERSON DON RETURN $60,000 ON PAPER WRITING


NIGERIANS. EFCC PLS SHOW US THE MONEY...

EFCC. I SAID ON PAPER NOT CASH.

one thing is certain in this present administration.....

if INEC like let them allow only APC to participate in the election alone and disqualify other parties


but at the end the results must be INCONCLUSIVE.


thats Naija for you this era

OSIBANJO. WIKE DO YOU KNOW WHAT?

WIKE. NO TELL ME VP

OSIBANJO. AT THE AGE OF YOUR PRESIDENT HE IS STILL AFRAID TO DIE...
WIKE. THAT GUY?.... I PITY HIM AND YOU

OSIBANJO. WIKE HOW?

WIKE. HE LOVES HIS LIFE AND I CAN SEE YOU HATE YOUR LIFE WITH PASSION... INFACT YOU ARE A ZOMBIE TO THE 10TH ORDER

WAIT OO.....WHAT OF MINISTER OF PETROLEUM (BUHARI).....I WILL RATE HIM -3 OUT OF 50..


AS FOR MINISTER OF POWER (FASHOLA)........LET ME GIVE HIM 1 OUT OF 50.


FINALLY AS FOR MINISTER OF MISINFORMATION (LAI MOHAMMED ).......I WILL AWARD HIM THE FOUNDER OF ALL KINDS AND SPECIES OF LIES... HE DONT NEEDS TO BE RATED BECAUSE HIS MOUTH IS THERE TO RATE HIMSELF.


RUBBISH MINISTERS FROM A-Z

MY HUMBLE ADVICE TO YOU IS THAT IF YOU LIKE YOUR FREEDOM, PLS DONT HUMBLE THEIR INVITATION UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE JAILED.


AS FOR THOSE THAT LOOTED THE MONEY MEANT FOR THE MASSES..........

......SATAN DON PROMISE ALL OF UNA 4 BEDROOM FLAT APARTMENT FOR HELL FIRE EXCEPT DANSUKI WEY GO DEY ROOMLESS COZ THAT FIRE NEED TO TEAR HIM APART AND HE WILL BE PRAYING FOR DEATH TO COME BUT DEATH WILL BE ON HONEYMOON .

BANKS ARE PURE AGENTS OF LOOTING IN NIGERIA...

this ultimatum no dey finish or what...
every day new ultimatum surfaces...



empty threats.



here is my own ultimatum that if you hate me you will die young.

BIG WELCOME BACK TO YOU GEJ....


NO EXILE FOR HIM............HE IS A TRUE STATESMAN AND PURE DEMOCRAT.

YOU DONT LIKE MARRIED MEN BUT YOU COLLECT MONEY FROM MARRIED MEN, THEY WILL Bleep YOU FRONT AND BACK AND YOU COME OUT AND LIE TO US..



SOME GIRLS BE LIKE.........I DON'T EAT BEANS BUT I LIKE EATING AKARA AND MOI-MOI.


who is fooling who.......for this computer age?

tatucci:
but my brother, which kain english be dis na? "...he do barb..." why una no go let me drink water and keep cup?

Nigerians self...cant argue with you but others will be laughing at you now..........instead of you to say the word " Hair" instead of ' head ' coz it was an error in typing.......why argue what you dont know.......help your self by completing Jss3 at least

instead of you to correct me on the word " HEAD " instead of " HAIR"......


where did you stop for Primary school broda.....you dont talk like one that finished jss3

NIGERIANS BE LIKE Liverpool..." YOU WILL NEVER WALK ALONE " and some politicians are walking away with our money and still want us to sing their names like praises

COMPARE THIS MAN HEAD AND THAT OF BUHARI AND TELL ME WHO IS MORE HEALTHY THAN THE OTHER...

LITTLE COMPARISON AND DONT BOW IT UP FOR THE ZOMBIES

THE MAN REALLY TRIED......EVERY PART OF HIS BODY IS RESPONDING TO MONEY EVEN HIS HEAD.


IT SEEMS HE DO BARB HIS HEAD EVERY 12 HOURS

if he like let him owe heaven and earth in Dubai...
my happiness is that he won't be alive to enjoy it because Buhari must come after him.


by the way I cant wait to see those Avengers fulfill thier empty asshole promise.


if they can remove a dust from the shoe of Buhari you know that they tried a little...

they think killing a president is like China films where Jet Li will kill 500 Soldiers in 2mins.

lie Mohammed will certainly say it's Niger Delta avengers handiwork and BUHARI will believe him and send 500 soldiers after them and 450 Pfizer the soldiers will die in the creek and the same Lie Mohammed will tell BUHARI it's only 4 soldiers that died...BUHARI will thank him and embark on another travel to India.


and the devil will say to LAI Mohammed.....upon your head I will encrust different kinds and species of lies and who ever wants to learn how to lie will come to you for help

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