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Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Need To Make Heaven Your Primary Concern by emmatee57(m): 3:19pm On Aug 21, 2016

oglalasioux:
Thanks for your advice. At least you didn't insult me like the others. I'll however give you a few points.

Dividing the red sea or sending down fire to consume Elijah's sacrifice or where Jesus came from and where he went to are not evidences that the christian god or heaven is real or exist. Magicians have done more and surprisingly science has surpassed all. (I can give you books that explained all the biblical miracles scientifically).

The same bible that made you have that faith is a killer's handbook whose title should be, HOW TO MURDER AND COMMIT GENOCIDE AND GET AWAY WITH IT. So if a book teaches me hatred, racism, intolerance, mass murder etc just like the bible, why should I believe anything from it especially a heaven nothing can point to as any iota of evidence?

We say things about the Muslims not knowing that worse things are written in the bible.

Also i thank you for your comnend. now let me ask u a simple question dat i need it to be answered also. Where is the pillar that holds sky, sun, moon, rain clouds & the two other plannets above the earth? 2ndly, why is it that the same scientists that prooved there is no heaven or God Himself, why can't they go into the sun or to talk of passing it through br they come back and blindfold peoples with lies? if scientists can't go or pass through the sun, their research is absolutely incomplete!!!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Why You Need To Make Heaven Your Primary Concern by emmatee57(m): 7:46am On Aug 21, 2016

oglalasioux:
Heaven?

Where's heaven?

I can't stop laughing.

Heaven has to be a specific place or it doesn't exist.

An old archaic book cannot tell us the location of anywhere in the universe.

my dear, don't be blind folded by the things of this world to the point of saying "heaven does't exist" if you say so, who is the God that divide the red sea? who sent fire to burn the watered & well wetted offerings of Prophet Elijah? where does Jesus came from & where does He went back to? uncountable ways i can cincerely tell u there is God & heaven exists!

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Fashion › Re: Barber Turns Boy's Hair To Wi-fi (photo) by emmatee57(m): 4:26pm On Aug 20, 2016

abeg where the dude & wifi headed? biko i wan connect o

Crime › Re: Izuchukwu Ezimoha Who Was Executed In Indonesia Buried In Ihiala, Anambra - Pics by emmatee57(m): 4:16pm On Aug 20, 2016

jneutron4000:
Painful exit of a HERO!!!

A hero indeed! master & ambasadors in that aspect only grin

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Celebrities › Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities that are Igbo men by emmatee57(m): 8:45pm On Aug 19, 2016

Why my own self no go reach fp? abi dis one no dey swaggalicious? cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Gorgeous Nigerian Celebrities that are Igbo men by emmatee57(m): 8:40pm On Aug 19, 2016

Bliss4Lyfe:
Oguchi Onyewu

Error detected! cheesy

Romance › Re: "Girl Infected My Friends With Gonorrhoea & Stole 2 Laptops After A Foursome" by emmatee57(m): 5:31pm On Aug 19, 2016

Smellingmouth:
"....She ended up giving all of the guys a serious Gonorrhea..."...

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/wow-shock-imagine-surprise.gif

"..And she stole 2 laptops, 1 IPHONE with 1,000 GHC.."

Keep kwayet.. where the guys dey wen she dey steal all these things? Abi she rub sleeping medicine for her punna?

I SMELL LIES..

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spry.gif

Sister "Givenchy", I troway salute for you oo..You just dash dem Gonorrhea for free..

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Co25AIJUAAAHjGo-e1470154711446.jpg

abi oooo she's even so nice to the extent of dashing golorrhea to all of them grin

...despite the economic hardship cheesy

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Crime › Re: Suspected Nigerian Robber Brutalized In Liberia (Photos) by emmatee57(m): 3:02pm On Aug 18, 2016

the person wey report this matter deserves beating. why? i say why u no ask for more details?abeg no give us haipatention o cheesy

Officially known as NCAN, victoria island branch grin

Agriculture › Re: See The Coloured Corn I Harvested From My Farm by emmatee57(m): 2:46pm On Aug 18, 2016

Lollzzzz

Wetin change no go affect? if u even watch well, that chicken dat they use to picture on indomie noodle has been changed to an ordinary EGG.
Choi grin

Crime › Re: Rapist And Bike Thief Caught In Anambra This Morning - Photo by emmatee57(m): 2:33pm On Aug 18, 2016

Choi!

eleyi gidi gan cheesy

i no get two duties for here. ...proudly NCAN, lagos branch. name recorded, area capture cheesy

Rip to the diseased. what do we call change? grin

Pets › Re: Why I Named My Dog ‘buhari’ — Joe Chinakwe by emmatee57(m): 10:16am On Aug 18, 2016

After his brain was reset at the police station, hear him declare eternal love for Buhari.[/quote]bros you rock grin

good for the haters cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: Kaffy Poses Topless In New Photo by emmatee57(m): 11:47pm On Aug 17, 2016

I remembered when one man tends to beat his wife and mistakenly, he holds her wrapers so tight that the wrapper totally remove. i was like shocked

unfortunately for the corple, the wife is jutst out of bathroom, and meanwhile, i was the one seperating the fight....dont ask me to go in detail grin

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Crime › Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Saudi Arabia For Drug Trafficking by emmatee57(m): 5:53pm On Aug 17, 2016

Yea. we are on duty! cheesy

Name Checkers Association of Nigeria, Lagos branch hq. we are firmly on duty!
I believes & i opps...my well experienced, perfect brothers in the jungle will never disapoint my attention cheesy

guys lets check the other street....man sent to prison, name has been pounding my mind cheesy

Sports › Re: RIO2016: Manhood Crushes Hiroki Ogita's Olympic Dream As A Pole Vaulter (Video) by emmatee57(m): 5:27pm On Aug 17, 2016

Though, he has failed. but his manhood still makes a history cheesy

mean while, i no mention person name o grin

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Book “my Watch” Adapted To Nollywood Movie(photo) by emmatee57(m): 9:27am On Aug 17, 2016

benueguy:
OBJ has retired, but his manhood still lives on...

We sincerely mised our ex-1st lady. though, she's retired but her speechood lives forever grin

=))

Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Book “my Watch” Adapted To Nollywood Movie(photo) by emmatee57(m): 9:27am On Aug 17, 2016

benueguy:
OBJ has retired, but his manhood still lives on...

We sincerely mised our ex-1st lady. though, she's retired but her speechood lives forever grin

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Phones › Re: Airtel Sent This To Me by emmatee57(m): 6:45pm On Aug 16, 2016

Ops u know dat it's adversimenti seasoning we dey now grin

so airtel too are doing their yearly propagandal! i remembered last year october wen they send me message dat i should dial some kinda codes and get instant airtime cheesy

Who no like awoof? i rushly jejeli dial d code and get free #500. na wen i com recharge at midnite for urgent call of light sparking, na im airtel com tellme say i borrow money o grin

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Education › Re: See 10 Photos From The Olympics, Nigerian Students Can Relate To by emmatee57(m): 6:37pm On Aug 16, 2016

ChikaJones:
The Rio Olympics 2016, have been full of drama, as expected. Drama in the audience, drama in Olympic teams, and even drama among the athletes. Thanks to the men of the press, many of these little dramas that play out everyday have been recorded with cameras for entertainment and for posterity. Nigerian students can totally relate to this:

1. When you got into a fight you could not win in primary, so you resort to desperate measures, including teeth.

Read more: https://www.naij.com/930110-see-10-photos-olympics-every-nigerian-student-can-understand.html

i remember when i beat somone with the help of Akintola bush in ugbogui edo state cheesy

Phones › Re: See The Best Ways To Go Invisible On Whatsapp. by emmatee57(m): 6:33pm On Aug 16, 2016

thanks bro. some bad guys will use the skill to cheat very strong on those dudes. even me self, my girlfriend de acuse me of cheating, i go show her anger by not coming online nor read her messages grin

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Romance › Re: Four Signs She Has Had S*x With Lots Of Men by emmatee57(m): 6:28pm On Aug 16, 2016

TrapQueen77:

I disagree OP.. a lot of girls are forming sha...like those who change bfs often than changing their underwear ,more likely forming a saints or virgins... In short, they like deceiving ppol.

While some, those inexperienced, wud talk louder like as if they we're a sexperts...

Politics › Re: Start Oil Exploration In Benue - Buhari Orders NNPC by emmatee57(m): 6:23pm On Aug 16, 2016

Good of you my presido! the NNPC should also bear it in mind that they are entering BENUE grin

Two things are involed: it's either you the explorer atack witches or the witches attack u first!
and please, hungry too much for here abeg in case you discover rice, yams, cassava, groundnut & pea nut there. please alert me oooo.
but incase you...i mean the nnpc discovers witch pot, corpes and bomb, please i take God beg u Dont dare to alart me o. i dash u and sai baba! grin

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Politics › Re: Police Battle Militants In Akwa Ibom As They Attempt To Invade Govt House-Sitipe by emmatee57(m): 5:57pm On Aug 16, 2016

OMG....why the reporter no draw closer while snapping these pics? he/she could would have been brutalized with the unpaid servants grin

Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic, Obasanjo And Chidi Mokeme Pictured At The Screening Of "76" by emmatee57(m): 3:24pm On Aug 16, 2016

OBJ my best funny presidoo. beauty is not your physical look but your inner mind grin

but any way to be sincere, OBJ rocks on this pics=)

Romance › Re: Bride And Groom Kissing As Groomsmen Hold Groom by emmatee57(m): 3:08pm On Aug 16, 2016

olatunjithomas:
this one is strong...... eleyi gidi gan

bros abeg, finish the statement if u watch the video grin

Phones › Re: "Burial Was Fun" See What A Girl Posted On Facebook {pic} by emmatee57(m): 5:58am On Aug 16, 2016

gen2briz:
Naija girls/ladies and their display of stupidity be like

enhe!!! this man self don join the two diferent index finger demonstrator abi? oya make we de use am

Events › Re: Bride And Groom Running On Their Wedding Day by emmatee57(m): 7:21am On Aug 15, 2016

Chai! number two rocks...different different stylez, man on the right rocks the most. TEMPLE RUN naijawedding version

Sports › Re: Efe Ajagba Knocks Nigel Paul Out In Round One in 23 Seconds At RIO Olympics by emmatee57(m): 12:11pm On Aug 14, 2016

I don die! to take a good look at this matter, i dont find any reason why dis nigro should not fight hard!!
this hungry is much, at least he won the prize to reduce hardship.
MESSAGE: fear nigeria as from today till the economy is rebuild

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Celebrities › Re: Gbenro And Osas Ajibade’s Daughter's Range Rover SUV From Karo Ekewenu by emmatee57(m): 11:56am On Aug 14, 2016

èmi ná féwa rénge ò, dángótè ò lórí méjò....olórun òrun. korede bello, your attention is needed plzzzz

Politics › Re: WOW!! Wonders Shall Never End PDP Has Changed Their Slogan by emmatee57(m): 7:40am On Aug 14, 2016

Nigerian politics sha...pdp de rule, we have aboundant fund every where dat every body can loot without side efect. now dat we change to have a change, only a 1miloin loot can affect our feeding statue. there is a diference between apc and pdp..
PDP- loot as you can, but my peoples still have aboundantly to compete as a giant internationally.
APC- war every where to fight curruption, only a single loot can lead to starvation amongst my peoples.
nigerians, its better we kuku alow them to loot and give us aboundant fund than toattack them and face stervation war

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Education › Re: What Subject Do You Think This Class Teacher Teaches? by emmatee57(m): 7:26am On Aug 14, 2016

trust me or not, this action stylish and lucribotors man must be a lecturer in one of the university am suspecting. infact, he is teaching either Physics or Chemistry and even maths coz his hand may be very good in calculation.

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Phones › Re: Things You Didn’t Know Your ATM Card Can Do, Check Them Out by emmatee57(m): 7:07am On Aug 14, 2016

see as i rush enter thread, ...thinking they want to teach me how to witdraw double amount

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Sports › Re: Hilarious Faces Of Divers At The Rio 2016 Olympics In Brazil by emmatee57(m): 6:27am On Aug 14, 2016

dareyyyy:
Like say them dey inside toilet

bros why u say am b4 me na

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