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hotchamalah: Got dis from the net so i thougth I should share...
THE LAWS OF KEEPING A WOMAN

1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it.

2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal.

3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING.

4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand.

5) Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise.

6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her.

7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do.

Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this.

9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in her eyes. When a woman has to support you, in her mind, you are her bitch.

10) Never treat a woman like a man, or she will treat you like a woman.

11) Be truthful to her always — even if it hurts. A woman respects a man of Truth and men that lie repeatedly will never be taken seriously — only playfully.

12) Women are like cats. Even when they play stupid, their radars are always perceptive and receptive to all that is happening around them. Do not play around your woman, or she will play you in the end.

13) Never be afraid to show a woman your emotions. Do not expect her to know how you feel if you don’t reveal anything. Never hold back on love. When a woman feels something is missing, or that you are not in the relationship 100%, she will seek a more complete love elsewhere. Believe it.

14) Support your woman’s dreams as if you were her number one fan and you will always be her number one man.

15) Push a woman to fulfill her passions, and she will always be passionate about you. Stay in tune with the developments of her hobbies and projects, and she will be in tune with you. Even if she loves designing tiny hats for squirrels, what you should love is the excitement from her eyes whenever you see her doing what she loves.

16) Treat your woman as if she were your precious daughter, more than you treat her as your mother — even if she is older than you. Women are like kittens. They love your attention, affection, pampering, to be spoiled, and really enjoy being showed and told new things. Remember, women will always have more options than men. They will only stay with the one who treats them best.

17) A woman typically gives a man two chances for serious error. If he messes up more than twice, it is highly unlikely there will be a third. After the second slip-up, she already sees you as a different person.

18) Always trust a woman’s intuition and never take her mind for that of a fool. If she tells you something, but then you have to go and ask for someone else’s opinion in front of her, if she was right she will never let it go. She will start taking you for the idiot. All it takes is once.

19) The same way the Sun is the lamp of the universe, your woman should always be treated as the lamp of your life.

20) Do not ever put her down in front of your friends or family. This will only make her despise your family and friends, and she won’t forget to return the favor.

21) If she loves her family, try to love them as if they were yours too. She will love you more for sincerely trying.

22) If you end up with a first-rate woman, never treat her less than first-rate. She will leave you for a first-rate man once you do.

23) Never give your woman third-rate gifts (junk, used, discounted, as is, tacky). If you can’t afford to get her something first-rate, make her something from your heart, or wait until you have enough money to get her a first-rate gift. A woman would rather be given nice gifts, rather than a bunch of junky gifts. It shows her how you see her. Believe it.

24) Never let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed. Always stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for not exposing her out in the open. Always stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who always does people wrong, then she is wrong for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will be gone. Women do not like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are very weak women.

Treat your relationship as if you are growing the most beautiful sacred flower. Keep watering it, tend to the roots, and always make sure the petals are full of color and are never curling. Once you neglect your plant, it will die, as will your relationship. If your woman has left you heartbroken, then know it is most likely due to you violating at least one of the above. If you violated more than two, then know you had a very good woman.

Now, for women, how do you treat a man and keep him?
Do all the above for him too.

By Suzy Kassem
http://styleisking./2010/03/24/how-to-treat-a-woman-and-keep-her/

and what is d price of keeping all dis FO..Ken law

Tanks dear

exxell: You copied this from my website. Sha Sha Sha SHAME! 

n how does this effect us take or leave

Big AMEN to dat n wish oda nlders too

I was advise to take enough water like 2 to 3 litre per day but am taking more now,does too much water in the body have bad effect.

When I was new in toastin babes I always repeat d same statement if I run out off ideal n she wil be like I have answered now.

President Goodluck Jonathan on Monday said he was the most criticised President in the whole world and vowed to become the most praised before he left office.

Jonathan however absolved himself of any blame for the country’s problems for which he said he had become an object of criticism.

“I think I am the most criticised President in the whole world, but I want to tell this audience that before I leave I will be the most praised President,” he said at the opening of the 52nd Annual General of the Nigerian Bar Association at the International Conference Centre in Abuja.

He added, “Sometimes, I ask, were there roads in this country and Jonathan brought flood to destroy the roads?

“Was there power and Jonathan brought hurricane to wipe it out?

“If Boko Haram is that of poverty in the North, were there farms and Jonathan brought tsunami and drought to destroy them? Within two years – is that possible?

“But what I can tell Nigerians is, ‘let those talking keep talking, time will tell.’”

The keynote speaker at the event, Bishop Matthew Hassan Kukah of the Sokoto Catholic Diocese, had earlier picked holes in the 1999 Constitution and said the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria was the most powerful President in the world.

Kukah also said a messiah was needed in the country, but he emphasised that the identity of the messiah was still unknown.

The President’s spokesman, Reuben Abati, had in an article in The Guardian newspaper on Sunday defended Jonathan against insinuations that he was a drunk and glutton.

Abati wrote, “We are not allowed to touch alcohol. Alcohol is not served during official duties. Yes, when there is an international function, wine is served, but nobody gets drunk around here (Presidency). That will amount to an act of indiscipline.

“The President himself does not allow alcohol to be served at his table. But when you go to social network media, they tell you something else. Lies. Lies. Lies.”

Meanwhile, Jonathan also joined the controversy over the propriety or otherwise of the creation of state police in the country. He called for restraint in the debate on the creation of state police, although he admitted that the National Council of State welcomed the proposal when it was raised at one of its meetings.

He said, “On the issue of state police, everybody knows I have been Deputy Governor and Governor in Bayelsa State, there was a time we were frustrated and we felt that we should have our police, that we would be able to manage criminality in our state better because of our local environment.

“Police from other parts of the country find it difficult to go into the waters, but for us who were born inside the water, even in the night we can enter ordinary canoe to go anywhere and we feel that if we have our local police it will be better for us because our police can reach everywhere in our state.

“But when I discussed the issue of state police with former presidents before a state council meeting, they said it is a good idea, which probably one day we will get there.

“And that is the emphasis I want to make, one day we’ll get to that point. But presently we have to be careful on how we go about it.”

He added, “Experiments have been made, there was a time when the police came up with a policy that police officers from the rank of inspector and below should be posted to their states of origin as a way of testing whether police familiar with the environment will make changes. But it was realised that when police officers from the rank of inspector down were posted to their state of origin, things became worse. So the police had to discontinue that policy.

“We also feel that looking at the federal level and the way the governors are handling elections in their states with the state electoral commission, where opposition parties hardly win even councillorship elections.

“So, if there is state police and the governors manipulate their state police the way they are manipulating their state electoral commissions, the instability that it will create, even what we are witnessing will be a child’s play.”

President of the NBA, Joseph Daudu, SAN, had in his address backed calls for the creation of state police in the country.

The NBA also condemned the level of insecurity and corruption in the country, and told the President that he would go down in history as the architect of a modern Nigeria if he revived the anti-corruption campaign.

The theme of the conference was ‘Nigeria as an emerging market: Redefining our laws and politics for growth’.

In apparent response to calls for the convocation of Sovereign National Conference, the President said in his address that democratic structures were already in place in the country.

“It is important to appreciate the existence of a democratic structure in the country, which, no matter our opinion, cannot be wished away,” he said.

Kukah, in a paper titled, ‘Nigeria as an emerging democracy: The dilemma and the promise,’ had said that due to the nature of the country’s constitution, the President of Nigeria was the most powerful in the world.

“The President of Nigeria is more powerful than any President anywhere in the world, even more powerful than the American President.

“The President of Nigeria can, as I am standing here now, decide to allocate an oil well to me,” the cleric said, drawing laughter from the audience.

“To be the President of Nigeria, you have to have the capacity to do well and that is where motive becomes important,” he added.

Noting that Nigerians were looking for a messiah, Kukah said only a Nigerian could lead the country to the Promised Land.

He added, “Nigerians are looking for a messiah, but a messiah is not going to come from another planet.

“The Nigerian messiah is among us – we were not told that a Ghanaian could be the President of Nigeria. The only qualification to being the President of Nigeria is being a Nigerian.

“The messiah is among us, but who the messiah is, we don’t know.”

He noted that all the Presidents since the country’s independence came to power by accident.

“There is no President of Nigeria till date that did not come to power by accident.

“This should teach us to be more modest because God always finds a way of bringing somebody who was heading somewhere else – who has no ambition,” he said.

Kukah went ahead to stress that “the Constitution as it is does not have the capacity to deal with the fine issues of a complex country like Nigeria.”

The cleric noted that calls for state creation are largely selfish.

He emphasised the need to address difficult questions in the country, like the country’s membership of the Organisation of Islamic Countries, the implementation of Sharia law in parts of the country, and the need for state police.

“When Shagari became the President of Nigeria, not a single Muslim in Nigeria mentioned Sharia law, because we were all busy eating,” he said.

greall1: I CALLED THE NUMBER ALREADY SWITCH OFF




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they have killed no. people they want for ritual

no one should browse net today 100 people has gone blind cos of dis,i trust naija de go believe.mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Truman155: How dose that change the price of cassava bread mtcheww

so u can't buy just cassava,sorry for ur poverty mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww

freecocoa: Make una wait o.

So i can't be 19 or what?see wahala o

u can be 38 going on 19.anyway naija babes neva say their real age.am 12 n married so doubt me .

Ejiné: I honestly think the moderators should start banning moorons who keep popping in on threads and asking this dumb question.
Last time I checked, Nairaland is a multi-interest forum, which covers Politics, Romance, Tech, Education, Fashion, Cooking, Design etc.

The more retarrds (like this dumbass I'm quoting) keep derailing and trolling threads with their unfunny garbage about price of garri and politics (like politics is the only reason Nairaland exists), the more the site keeps losing readers because it appears the many idiiotic posters have lost every sense of seriousness.

I honestly call for idiiots who keep derailing threads and boring us with their garri tales to be outrightly banned, not just from Nairaland and the internet, but from touching any electronic devices (including calculators and alarm clocks) for the rest of their humorless, boring lives.

seconded

Chiopatra: I remeber frying my egg with kerosene.also not washing my vegetable,wit it resulting to..... Sahara desert,also I fried fish wit a little quantity of g.oil without boiling it,all I ate was raw fish.wen I cooked moi moi,it resulted to orange akam(pap.)Recently I fried plantain and it was like black poopoo.

bad habit work on ur cooking department n carelessness is order of ur day

Was cooking beans with my best friend after adding salt I told him dat he should take care of the rest n starting adding ingredient while I go n come bak “didn't tell him a have added salt”he added evrytn with more salt,d salt was so unbearable even after raising d cooked beans with water d salt was stil much n food testless,

~vicky~:
what so heartbreaking about that?

he wished he was responsible for it

In nairaland here u can create any stoolpd thread post any how comment insult anybody but here in US.na dye b dat

stop looking and start action dude,u beta synin b4 ur time washout

old story

laminaria: There was a lady ma friend introduced †̥ me early dis year as his gf..after sometimes tins went upside for d two which led †̥ their separation for a misunderstood issue, so wen I heard I tried to lik making d two see reason,and they yield to ma intervention which am pleased abt. I jst noticed things ar nt d way it was b4,
Now for lik 2 to 3 weeks nw d gal has alws bin callin me frequently even more than her so called bf (ma frnd)..she alws lik to chat wit me,alws b the first †̥ comment on ma fcbk status,alws askin me †̥ com and pay her visit dat their door Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ wide open for me anytim of day,she if I dnt cal her she vex dat I dnt av her in mind......wat baffles me most Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ dat she invited me †̥ her birthday and telling me to dress to kill.
Fellow Nlander ur candid advise pls?

the hand writing is clear,she need some browsing n downloading on her website.

who post my grand pa house here,

Time is moni,mine is funny
Trust me she lie if she deny she love me
Make up ur mind...........
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JUST BE CAREFUL AND OBSEEVANT EVEN THOS WHO SAY I LOVE U MAY STIL DONT MEAN IT

just come acros dis story on cool fm.lady of 27 who has bin in canada for 11 years came back to naija and met a guy she has bin communicating with through social network.she spent three week of her holiday with dis guy.the day of her departure to canada while geting to the airport.the guy went down on his kneel and ask her if she would marriege him and her reply was yes. to me one good side of me sees this as a true love but other side as naija guy,hmmm he cuold be up to somtin.so what do u think
NOTE.THIS IS A TRUE STORY

Games women play

Sijo01: August visitor.....Welcome.

always welcoming.

Taio cruz.break ur heat
Listen to me baby
B4 l love n I live u
They call me heart breaker
I dnt wanna deceive u.

lythia: Hi nairalanders..........A friend of mine a (girl) meet a guy on one of dis social networks nd they became intimate...After few months of knowin eachoda,the guy asked my friend if she was a virgin nd the girl said yes....The guy was like he wnted a prof to knw if she ws realy a virgin by either usin is fingers oor by penetrating a little.....she loves d guy nd she dosnt wnt to lose her virginity.....what should the girl involve do.....comment and opinion

and so if d girl no be vargin nko no more love abi.varginity ticket for love

They are displaying their talent

val_dee: Pathetic

indeed