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Nobody is ugly na just Owuh

Btw e be like na the new crase on nairaland be this, i think say e don dey die down sef.

Oya OP lemme help you, i am sure people also say u look like timaya

Folding ma hands to see how far this goes

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tuale4u:
this is shell world wide not shell Nigeria.
however out of the 10,000 people to be sacked, 2000 will be in Nigeria because of Shell massive size in Nigeria

My brother, them don reduce headcount last year and the year before....it is global cut like you said. 2000 is not from Shell Nigeria rather 2800 is a fall out from the Shell BG merger, while 7000 is Shell group (staff and contractors ) globally

This must make frontpage page

My brother why dey behave like this, you be man o....

If you want to hit frontpage no be by superstory na...please please please.

U don cast yourself severally from your posts and the kind stories you post!!! Haba!!!

Nairaland mods now go carry this to front page, we need an explanation on what the criteria to make frontpage is

Lalasticlala and Seun and whoever, this matter has become very serious...we need explanations on the rules required to make frontpage....

Well its been announced since last year, all Oil Majors are currently cutting costs by reducing headcount and cutting project costs. It is expected because of the low oil price and mind you these cuts have been announced since mid last year.

Make una no blame am on PMB or GEJ its strictly business. Shareholders must chop!

Well i was right......It made frontpage.....

Seun and your mods, what direction is Nairaland supposed to take this 2016. You will agree with me it cannot remain business as usual. Nairaland should be the Mashable of Nigeria.

20 things about Tonto Dikeh's left yansh doesn't cut it, neither does see the condom Iyanya wore on his birthday hit or miss.

You have a powerful platform, coordinate am well!

My brother forget it....unless u are posting about one actress breasts and yansh or about a musicians dress or his loots...ye shall never get the attention you should have on nairaland

thepain:
Ts nairalander wit both moniker arsetalks / yommys01 and owner of soccerfanbase and his crew come on nairaland 2 recruit sports writers, make dem write for 1,2, 3 months, then stall when it comes to time to pay. Abayomi would spend almost half a year b4 finally agreeing to paying u 4 a month. When he finally does, he would split d money in2 useless bits before paying. During dt moment, he wont pick calls, reply messages and give you excuses ranging from illness, cough, marriage, depression and many other excuses as to why he didn't pay u. Out of anger, d writers leave, then knowing he can't use his arsetalks account to recruit, he would use his other fake accounts or friends accounts, the recent being radiokilla and some others to recruit, and the cycle goes on. He makes a lot from his football blogging biz but would neva pay folks wu painstakingly write 4 him.

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I'm lying? Here are some of the people he has frustrated and the threads to backup my proof.

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olaric


Anyone of you guys who wants to help prevent others from going through you went through at the hands of Aje should please help contribute.

www.nairaland.com/2503855/arsetalksis-it-dna-dishonest-ishilove#36659105

www.nairaland.com/2781556/write-football-vacancies-available

www.nairaland.com/keemzwale/posts

www.nairaland.com/1822061/writers-wanted-monthly-pay-job
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I stopped writing for him last year, but seeing this latest thread, I had to do this, and will always tackle you anytime you try to cheat people. Pay them their money. Thief!!! Liar!!! If I go spiritual against you, I'll ruin your football blogging career. AND stop using the demise of your former fiance as excuse, it's been years already, let the poor girl rest in peace. She is not proud of you.


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Seun ! how can you help future victims?

Okumbe feeling funky....

Btw i knw stuff like this eventually makes frontpage...see actress hot kpofkpof breasts and standing kpeks

Oga No vex, I know you like summary.

Endeavor to the read the full story using the link, that's if you can.

oluwafreshkid:
Wh have you written that you na want it to make fp? Ehn?

Some scanty stale and archaic points...
Shior

See summary below and read more using the link, although I know this wont make front page for the following reasons;

1. Nothing to do about Nairalands latest crush Chika Ike
2. Nothing about women with grapefruit breasts so nairalanders can spy and still comment like hyporcrites
3. How wizkid, davido and dammy krane slept with 5 girls and got them pregnant + a whole lot more

LEAST IMPORTANT CV ELEMENTS
1. Whether you put education before experience or vice versa
2. Keeping your CV under 2 pages
3. Writing in the third person
4. Having experience working abroad
5. Including volunteer experience
*according to recruiters.
MORE IMPORTANT CV ELEMENTS
1. Avoiding misspellings and typos
2. Avoiding grammatical errors
3. Including specific details of what you have achieved in previous roles
4. Using a professional tone
5. Including specific details of your responsibilities in previous roles

Read More
[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/money/news/article-3395595/Infographic-reveals-recruiters-really-looking-CV.html]

[lalasticlala] lets try to have a few serious topics on homepage na

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The one behind is guarding her grocery store yansh, while the one front is guarding the grapefruit breasts, all in all she is well protected!!

Meanwhile Senator don import loot from brazzers.com. all expense paid

minister85:
Integrated data services limited(IDSL) a subsidiary of NNPC, they treat their staff as slaves, delay of salaries, use and dump staff, no condition of service and no public holidays etc.

No vex but do you work there

..do u knw the conditions of service

Oh yes, dem must shake yansh na......smh after they will want a man who is God fearing, doesn't drink nor smoke.

Btw Nigerian music is a one liner repeated the whole song, while they bambozzle us with banging beats, big yansh and grapefruit breasts!!

my broda... being a CStaff anywhere isnt easy... bottomline just do your job properly and improve yourself as much as possible, life is a journey!

bigass:
Is she still the Commissioner?

and bigass said it all

Good!!!! let the economy grind fully to a halt.

Good for growth.

vjsmiles:
this man sperm اs on rampage

Its only natural, twas kept bottled up for long

In the hopes it makes Front page. ...make I comment too

Naija People......smh, after too much twitter and facebook ....lack of sense! Go and pay the money enrich someones purse this xmas, after all it is the season of giving

Guys, just becos a company has oil and gas appended to it, we jump up and down.....if you can post on nairaland, i am sure you can also use google....its not that difficult!

SCAM!!!!! Conoco has sold all their assets to Oando. dem no dey naija again

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And with a face like that on her profile, little wonder she may be experiencing issues at work.

Like I said contacts will be by dec.......there is a current freeze on employment. All joiners till july did SRD early this yr or last yr.

All new joiners will be by december....by then the rightsizing of the remaining 75% must have been completed.

Guys calm down.....nothing will happen till next yr....shell is currently downsizing 25% of workforce in nigeria

Twas expected, lets now watch the drama unfold.......