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fashola, thumbs uo for u man. u wise!

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[size=20pt]BT SINCERELY speaking, dis guy n beb go dey here till wen somebody help me. na wa oh. even wen nepa take light, dem go stl dey here dey ginger n shake head? ok, i wil come back 2mao to see if dey tired, or stl here gingering..........lol[/size]

drumosbite: Then she wȋ̊ℓℓ come to your burial ceremony with her new boyfriend....=))•´¨)
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(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaн

G1 bossss

~vicky~:
singing
I'd catch a grenade for you
Throw my hand on a blade for you
I'd jump in front of a train for you
You know I'd do anything for you
I would go through all this pain
Take a bulle[/b]t straight through my [b]brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won't do the same

No, no, no, no,no NO A BIG NO


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i luv dis. catshhhh faya. na her life i cum live for dis life? shuuuuooo

Gee001: My garri finished ytrday but soup still plenty. Na 2 lick d soup na im remain. TnkGod say sch. session don end sef

beans, yam n garri don cost. na to dey par boil rice, turn am lyk garri den use am take chau d soup oo. ina grand style.

Mad Cow: Instead of Garri to cause problem, make rain fall..


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Agba Ngohile: Me am a 5n gal cos even d woman dat cud insult a girl bin ugly told me am a prity gal ;DMe am a 5n gal cos even d woman dat cud insult a girl bin ugly told me am a prity gal

fyn gal ni hahahahahaha.

okpara ugo: Wetin ESUT do you. How does ESUT relate to the price of Garri?

i taya oo. ESUT Bleep up has a relationship wit d price of garri, beans, n yam. dats d '3' of dem. hahahahahaha

berem: abi o my sister! E no easy to be fine babe! Nothing do you joor!

fine beb ni

it wil make a hell lot of senses oh. den we will start seeing gals wit lyk 500 tattoos all over deir bodies. hahahaha. such dat dere might nt b space to inscribe a new bf's name.lwkmdfwid

Il Capitano: you can have a what?

HAHAHAHAHHA. NA TOTTOOOOOOO.LOL

Sleek05: Yeah 7million. Sumtyms u get half scholarship but u pay nothing less dan 4mill and ure back in naija immediately after ur masters 2 look 4 a job of 150k max. Outrageous ainit? Y can't nigerians just go 2 UI or unilag 4 dia postgraduate degrees? Cuz dis masters in jand is beginnin 2 look lyk follow follow 2me.

postgraduates in naija is completely rubbish. d difference is lyk d distance blw d earth n d sun

wait oo. una dey drag where yakubu come from? make al una wen dey drag gerrrraaaatttt!!!!!!!!

snowprince01: She loves to say no no leave me wen am trying to make love to her, even wen she wants it, Sometimes it turns me off especially when am expecting her to reciprocate d move. Plus she nags alot, at almost every little thing. Bt I discovered d trick, I just ignore her

so as u ignore am, werin go happen? she go come beg u or she go lock up?

awesome_t: Start the ignition
Pray
Put on my sit belt
Turn on the A/C
And select a nice track from my CD collection...then I zoom off!

u wen neva enta Ac car b4. hahahaha

ejiyke2007: From my study of mental functions and behavior of this poster i can say that he/she is one of those ingrate in imo state who does not like good leadership,well i am not in Nigeria But i always travel to my state imo so have seen and i do not need to be deceived.Le me tell you poster Imolite loves Rocha period
Mr picture poster? be careful

abegiii make i hear wordiii. wch kind am nt in nigeria u dey talk. u wen dey hustle for onitsha. i knw u. no b u sell cloth giv me d oda day wen say na orphan u b, say na hustle u dey hustle!!!

babseg: I clean my or wipe my shoes and all my passengers should do the same too

na driver u b? dem no say make u talk abt ur taxi. assume say u get normal car.

joint faya

abeg shi.t dey worry me for here oo. i wan shi.t for dat toilet oo from . bikoo nu. d guy no put bluetooth shitting facilities

lwkmd. i dey use bold 4, i wan turn am to iphone4 , shey make i put am inside coke from al dese uses na im b say person fit drink coke go write exam, shey e go pass abi? na im b say coke go dey comoy belle too na

Shugamania: Makes ur poo yellow

hahahahaha

young man mr. abuja1, go n fix ur home n stop dis crappy stuffs. d oda said u re lying. only u al dis stuufs. if u can get her to work n support her mom, den u do it. because u re enjoying d fruit of d mother's labor. guy dnt dull ur sef oo.

debrief08: You married a leech from a family of leeches. When they advice you men to marry hard working independent women you will say "they are hard to control", who does this in this age and time?
I do not know the advice to give you if your wife was here I would have adviced her that marriage is a partnership and not a one way street to just consume and consume and siphon money to her mother.
I do not know the impression you gave your wife before you married her, but all men looking for small girls to control, this is eventually what you get

u try

tahhhhh. witout make ups, most gals wil b so worrible dat dey may cause convulsion in kids

a time wil come due to stress, work, rush n boredom, it wil b longer b affordable to bath together. bt its a nice tin to start. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm feeling tinzz

nice one

BrutusOj: 2 increase more plane crash?

lol. no na. to hep d aviation industry. because many airlines are no longer functioning. some are no longer abi to cope d system.

if she is my better half, her pics should populate ma fone. so why not having her pics, wen she is d one i hav signed up wit for d rest of ma being. she is worth it. even ma dp sef.

CLIQBOY: Nah identity card?

funny. lol. no b only id card, na atm card. lol

of course i wil. hahahahaha