₦airaland Forum

MEILYN: jeeeezz nah wah oo. So nah true sef? Hmmmmmm

idupaul: Was the aircraft trying to ejaculate sperm ?

thighwoh: may YAHWEH grant us all success in the test. there's no impossibility with God. i was invited too.

4mula22: bro r u for real?
what state r u frm? and wat was ur score pls?

bseigha: I did d test last year... Just read ur current affairs,quantitative and verbal reasoning. Can't say wat will be dis time.

weezyana07: I just receive a mail from NDDC"Invitation Letter", any1 got 1 too? It Specify what to bring to the venue plus the invitation Letter the sent. I think that's the pass. Good luck n God bless us all

otokx: Please those slap pictures are not very nice.

Okija_juju: For playing with my emotions..


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Nashville: An why is this relevant?

ichidodo: is there a problem?

naijathings: [size=18pt]MARRY VIRGIN? LAST THING.. EVEN IF NA FREE DOWRY. I CANT EVEN KEEP A GF THAT IS NOT HOT IN BED. NOW IMAGINE I MARRIED A LADY WHO AINT HOT IN BED. HER SEXuUAL PROWESS IS ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WHY I WOULD MARRY HER NEXT TO HER KITCHEN SKILLS, SPIRITUALITY, PERSONAL HYGEINE AND HOME MANAGEMENT[/size]

SELFWORTH: I agree . 98% of Nigerian men are none of the above . Most are aliens!!!!!They are simply confused about their identity and that explains the reasons for a lot of their actions.

IncomeTutor: Oh, what a selective world we live! If my wife can
have that BRA, I will use it as collateral to borrow
money from a bank to finance my dream business!

That is $2.5M worth of business.

naijaspeak: [b]With all the huge federal allocations accruing to Delta state government, Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan has little or nothing to show for his rulership of the state these past years. The little development witnessed in Delta state was done during the time of Ex-Governor James Ibori.

Even roads project inherited from Ex-governor Ibori by the government under the government of Emmanuel Uduaghan still remain uncompleted years after the project was handed over to the new government under Uduaghan. Uduaghan managed to put street light in most parts of Delta state especially Warri and Effurun of which they are being powered by diesel instead of solar power and this comes at a very high cost and the money goes to the pocket of some persons in his political circles.

Take for example NNPC Housing complex road by first bank before the Ekpan police station. The road is an high sore and this is affecting the traders doing business in and around Ekpan. Apart from affecting the economy of Ekpan, the bad portion of the road is creating insecurity problem during time of emergencies as vehicle had to turn around to pass NPA/chevron Expressway or inside Ekpan to get to their destination.

Also of note, is the Nigercat road which host the strategic Nupeng Tanker Park and Nigercat Construction Company. The road is so bad that resident are unable to drive in or drive out including pedestrian walking. The tanker park is the park that is serving most cities in Nigeria their petroleum product but the government is neglecting the area. Most of the tanker now park their trailers by the expressway and Governor Uduaghan choose to ignore them or feel unconcerned about it. I am very sure that if Governor Fashola is the one ruling Delta state this kind of lawlessness whereby a trailer driver will park by expressway will never ever happened. To solve the problem of trailer parking by the side of the expressway, why can't the delta state government allocate a huge espanse of land along the Warri-Benin Expressway road to the owner of the tankers so that they can relocate there instead of constituting a nuisances along the expressway. By parking along the NPA Expressway they are making the road unsafe for other road users. That place also serve as a hideout for thieves and pickpocket as they pretend to be working for the owners of the trailers. This weakness is from Uduaghan.

There are still many areas around the state that lack development. Unemployement in delta state is at it worst at the moment as many graduate from university and polytechnic are riding Okada ( motorcycle ) in other to survive.

I am even more disturbed and baffled by the fact that Governor Uduaghan do not have a masterplan for the development of the state. Governor Uduaghan should visited some african countries ( I do not mean europe ) eg Botswana, Gabon,Ghana South Africa, Kenya,Rwanda etc and see what development is all about. He should also learn from President Paul Kagame of Rwanda, the man he invited to a summit in Asaba more recently to brief him and give him tutorials on the know-how on how to develop a state. President Paul Kagame of Rwanda turned his impoverished country of Rwanda into a model of development. This is against the background that Rwanda was a poor country without oil and gas or viable mineral resources. It is of note that Rwanda has gone through a bitter history of civil war and genocide resulting in mass killing of tutsi and hutu people. But today, the picture coming out from Rwanda is a different picture as the country economy is fast growing. To the credit of President Paul Kagame, Rwanda has now won a permanent seat in the security council of the united nation. This was an opportunity a blessed country like Nigeria could have achieved if our leaders were honest and forthright in their leadership of the country. Governor Uduaghan should also visit Qatar, Dubai and Abu Dhabi ( UAE ) and see what development is all about. The leader of these gulf countries are making good use of their wealth coming from oil and gas responsibly for the comfort and happiness of their citizenry compared to Nigeria and Delta state in particular.

There is so much corruption in the government of Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan where billions of the state petro-dollars are looted by politicians. Local governments chairman and councillors are neck-deep in corruptions in delta state and other part of the country. There are no new companies in the states to provide employments for graduates. Kidnapping is now a big business for people who want to dare the venture.
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12 inches!:
As in, mschewww, tho I dnt encourage promiscuity, but isn't dat jst the hard fact of life, ℓ☺ℓ

@onila if you're a virgin, Lady gaga is the pope.

onila: yes we virgins rule!!!

acidtalk: Welcome back madam

After I saw the news I quickly put a call across to madam in Germany and this is what she had to say :

Acidtalk - Good morning your Excellency

Patience - Acidtalk, is that you?

Acidtalk - Yes your excellency. How are you doing today?

Patience - I am very joyful and strong. Have you heard?

Acidtalk - Heard what ma?

Patience - I am coming back to my country today.

Acidtalk - Oh! That's really great your excellency. That means you are much better.

Patience - Yes. Thank God my enemies didn't succeed.

Acidtalk - What do you mean your excellency.

Patience - They thought I will travel like that other madam and won't come back. But my God has shamed them.

Acidtalk - Yes madam. God has shamed them. But.....

Patience - Don't but anything, I am coming and will deliver a press conferencing.

Acidtalk - Press Conference you mean ma?

Patience - Anything! Na you sabi. At least God didn't make my position in Aso Rock vacant for anybody, especially that big eye ball minister.

Acidtalk - Madam, I have to go now I am running low on call credit so I will talk to you when you return.

Patience - Okay! Help me greet my fellow widows, all PDP umblerra card carrying members and the entire Nigerians citizen.

Acidtalk - Okay ma.

Patience - Bye!