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PoliticsRe: Panama Papers: David Mark Denies Having Eight Offshore Companies by Emmaxx: 3:40pm On Apr 07, 2016
May God deliver us .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Manchester City - UCL (2 - 3) On 10th December 2013 by Emmaxx: 8:49pm On Dec 10, 2013
2:0 in favor of Bayern.
HealthRe: Nairalanders - FOLAKE Needs Your Help and !!!!! by Emmaxx: 8:05pm On Aug 08, 2013
I love this! May God heal the sick and bless the donors. Amen. GOD BLESS U ALL!
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by Emmaxx: 11:57pm On Aug 07, 2013
Mtn is shit! I hate Mtn with strong passion!!! To hell with mtn n its customer agents. Fools.
PoliticsRe: Lagbaja Responds To Okey Ndibe On “mumudom” by Emmaxx: 10:36am On Aug 07, 2013
abu0710102013: Yes ooo it only takes a mumu to recongnize anoda mumu
Is that you or your father in the pic? Mehn, the dude is mumucally handsome o.
PoliticsRe: Students Killed In Oyo Protest By Policemen by Emmaxx: 12:52pm On Jul 24, 2013
Syenite: Which one is Emmanuel Alayande College of Education. Una go just dey change name of School any how for South West. Rufus Giwa poly, Adekunle Ajashin university, Olabisi Onabamjo Univeristy, Tai solarin Univeristy, Ladoke Akintola etc. They almost changed UNILAG to Moshood Abiola Univerity sef. Mtcheeew. Soon we will have Gbenga Daniels polythecnic or Alao Akala University. Anyways, RIP to the dead and students please stay off trouble.
You r ful of shit! A complete goat-head u r. Mumu.
IslamRe: A Qualitative Look at Islam: Changing Society Through Islam by Emmaxx: 7:14pm On Jun 21, 2013
jackbauersballs: Yes I agree...

Historically all societies run firmly under Islamic rule have been beacons to the entire world

Even today, we look at countries operating under STrict Sharia law - Iraq,Iran,Afghanistan,Pakistan....even here in Nothern Nigeria...these are all very successful environments setting examples for other non-Muslims all over the world.

Allahu Akbar.
A very FAT JOKE!
IslamRe: Another Baby Born With Quran In Lagos by Emmaxx: 3:09pm On Jun 20, 2013
adexsimply: is there something that is inoffensive to Islam? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Wait, let me ask Uncle Shekau.
IslamRe: Another Baby Born With Quran In Lagos by Emmaxx: 3:00pm On Jun 20, 2013
@Mod, posting the story on the FP was already an offence 2 ISLAM!
IslamRe: Another Baby Born With Quran In Lagos by Emmaxx: 2:57pm On Jun 20, 2013
There must av bn a quran producing firm in heaven with southwestern Nigeria has its target market, d baby its sales representative n d mother, d company's driver. Which way my muslim brother?! SMH. D cleric sef dae attest 2 d claim. Next story, pls..
IslamRe: Another Baby Born With Quran In Lagos by Emmaxx: 2:55pm On Jun 20, 2013
There must av bn a quran producing firm in heaven with southwestern Nigeria has its target market, d baby its sales representative n d mother, d company's driver. Which way my muslim brother?! SMH. Next story, pls..
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama's Trip To Africa Comes With A Hefty Price Tag (extra Security, Etc). by Emmaxx: 11:45am On Jun 17, 2013
naptu2: OMG! How could I forget to include one of the most dangerous, funniest and craziest pranks I've ever seen?

Australia was to host the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) Leaders Summit (2–9 September 2007), in Sydney. This meant that leaders of Asian, South American and North American countries (including George Bush) would be in Sydney.

The Australian government made a lot of noise about security. They said that they were going to spend $170 million on security. Several roads in the centre of Sydney were closed. The police created various task forces and groups to provide security, etc.

Now, there's a comedy group in Australia called "The Chasers" and they decided to make fun of the government. They created a fake motorcade, put a Canadian flag on a luxury car, had "bodyguards" with walkie-talkies and entered the centre of Sydney. The police wrongly allowed them through all the roadblocks and the comedians took the motorcade to the street in front of George Bush's hotel. When they got in front of George Bush's hotel, they stopped the motorcade and a man dressed like Osama Bin Ladin (including fake beard and moustache) came out of the luxury car. Police arrested them.

The police later dropped the charges because of embarrassment and because it was the police (themselves) that allowed the motorcade through the roadblocks.

Watch the video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvH3YQGQwLM
A very funny 1 there. Security zombies.
FamilyRe: Unmarried Mothers To Be Fined In Chinese City To Cut Size Of Population by Emmaxx: 1:49pm On Jun 04, 2013
eduson33: what kind of laws is these.

anyways,i am supported it.it will help stopping premarital sexness
Are you for real, mr SeXnEsS?
IslamRe: Differences Between Boko Haram And Islam by Emmaxx: 12:16pm On May 31, 2013
keni: Your statement is not a proof that you are a better christian
You must be a better muslim. Lol!
IslamRe: Differences Between Boko Haram And Islam by Emmaxx: 11:39am On May 31, 2013
Abdul Adam56: 1) ISLAM: There is no compulsion in religion.
BOKO HARAM: Everyone must adhere to our ways else…
2) ISLAM: Love all and be just to all regardless of religion.
BOKO HARAM: If you are not with us you are against us.
3) ISLAM: Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) lived with peaceful Christians and Jews as his neighbours.
BOKO HARAM: All non-Muslims mustleave the North.
4) ISLAM: You are only permitted toprotect yourselves when you are attacked first. And you should retaliate justly but when u gain an upper hand, u shld better forgive and leave everything to Allah.
BOKO HARAM: We attack all who stand in our way
5) ISLAM: A true Muslim is one fromwhose tongue and hands his community is safe.
BOKO HARAM: We do not care your religion. Muslim or Christian we will crush any who stands in our way.
6) ISLAM: Killing of innocent souls is a great sin. No human being has theright to take life except through thedue process of the Law.
BOKO HARAM: Allah will understand.He will not punish us.
7) ISLAM: During war, non-combatant women and children must not be touched. Talk less of peace time.
BOKO HARAM: We kill men, women and children.
ISLAM: At war time, all non-Muslims that run into their places of worship ortheir homes will not be harmed. Talk less of peace time.
BOKO HARAM: We bomb non-Muslims in their places of worship. We also kill Muslims in theirmosques and homes if we feel theyare a threat to us.
So who really are these people withwarped ideologies and intents?
I may not know what they are really out to achieve but I do know for sure they do not represent Islam. Rather, they are acting contrary to it's most sublime teachings: peaceful advocacy.
Of course, Islam strongly disapproves of corruption and incapable leadership!
LET'S WORK TOGETHER, REGARDLESS OF TRIBE AND RELIGION TO PROVIDEA BETTER TOMORROW FOR ALL. May Allah help us all
IslamRe: Differences Between Boko Haram And Islam by Emmaxx: 11:39am On May 31, 2013
Abdul Adam56: 1) ISLAM: There is no compulsion in religion.
BOKO HARAM: Everyone must adhere to our ways else…
2) ISLAM: Love all and be just to all regardless of religion.
BOKO HARAM: If you are not with us you are against us.
3) ISLAM: Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) lived with peaceful Christians and Jews as his neighbours.
BOKO HARAM: All non-Muslims mustleave the North.
4) ISLAM: You are only permitted toprotect yourselves when you are attacked first. And you should retaliate justly but when u gain an upper hand, u shld better forgive and leave everything to Allah.
BOKO HARAM: We attack all who stand in our way
5) ISLAM: A true Muslim is one fromwhose tongue and hands his community is safe.
BOKO HARAM: We do not care your religion. Muslim or Christian we will crush any who stands in our way.
6) ISLAM: Killing of innocent souls is a great sin. No human being has theright to take life except through thedue process of the Law.
BOKO HARAM: Allah will understand.He will not punish us.
7) ISLAM: During war, non-combatant women and children must not be touched. Talk less of peace time.
BOKO HARAM: We kill men, women and children.
ISLAM: At war time, all non-Muslims that run into their places of worship ortheir homes will not be harmed. Talk less of peace time.
BOKO HARAM: We bomb non-Muslims in their places of worship. We also kill Muslims in theirmosques and homes if we feel theyare a threat to us.
So who really are these people withwarped ideologies and intents?
I may not know what they are really out to achieve but I do know for sure they do not represent Islam. Rather, they are acting contrary to it's most sublime teachings: peaceful advocacy.
Of course, Islam strongly disapproves of corruption and incapable leadership!
LET'S WORK TOGETHER, REGARDLESS OF TRIBE AND RELIGION TO PROVIDEA BETTER TOMORROW FOR ALL. May Allah help us all
IslamRe: Differences Between Boko Haram And Islam by Emmaxx: 11:36am On May 31, 2013
Ehyahsad, just trying to save face abi? But you know deep inside of you that Islam is the back bone of terrorism. Terrorist are motivated by what is written in reverred book of Muhamed- THE FOLLY QURAN!
PoliticsRe: Predict GEJ/PDP Slogan In 2015 by Emmaxx: 9:20am On May 29, 2013
Vote GEJ- the symbol of our unity( abi na disunity?).
Fidifi- fawa to vee follies!!!
EducationRe: Kwara Poly Student Protest Over Killing Of Colleague by Emmaxx: 5:31pm On May 28, 2013
The Fed. govt has setup a committee headed by the dreaded Ombatse leader to look into the matter. All agreived parties shud calm down pls. Thanx.
EducationRe: Kwara Poly Student Protest Over Killing Of Colleague by Emmaxx: 5:18pm On May 28, 2013
shollywine: Nigeria a lawless country.... May d student soul rest in peace
The Rector of the polytechnic declared this morning that the student shot by the policeman isnt dead as been claimed by d media. He said the student is receiving treatment at the university of Ilorin teaching hospital. Thanx.
EducationRe: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Emmaxx: 5:25pm On May 06, 2013
[color=#990000][/color] BBM WHATSAPP 2GO FACEBOOK TWITTER ESKIMI BADOO MXIT NAIRALAND SEASON FILMS SUPER STORY DSTV SMARTFONES WIZKID OLAMIDE NITE CLUBS FLAVOUR GEJ AMNESTY BOKO HARAM RELIGION POLITICS JAMB CORRUPTION NIGERIANS!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why People Dont Get Jobs by Emmaxx: 12:23pm On Apr 11, 2013
pembisco: Why we dnt get jobs is because there are no jobs...simple
Good point bro. Though there're are some available jobs but the numbers are too small compared to d teeming job seekers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why People Dont Get Jobs by Emmaxx: 12:15pm On Apr 11, 2013
Freiburger: 5likes.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal - UCL (0 - 2) - On 13th March 2013 by Emmaxx: 2:11pm On Mar 14, 2013
Lero15: Poor Bayern, poor Arsenal, but most importantly..,poor Arsene Wenger! He shd av made these substitution since beginning of first half. Y shd he even use Ramsey today?! Dis shows he is ambitionless...
There u r. U lack basic futbol logics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal - UCL (0 - 2) - On 13th March 2013 by Emmaxx: 2:11pm On Mar 14, 2013
Lero15: Poor Bayern, poor Arsenal, but most importantly..,poor Arsene Wenger! He shd av made these substitution since beginning of first half. Y shd he even use Ramsey today?! Dis shows he is ambitionless...
There u r. U lack basic futbol logic.
PoliticsRe: Explosions In Borno After Jonathan's Visit by Emmaxx: 4:58am On Mar 09, 2013
bigfat04: [size=15pt]DOES D BOKO HARAM GROUP INTERNATIONAL WANT TO KILL OUR PRESIDENT ?[/size]
Chei! This 1 na BOKO-ENGLISH o. See wefin bokoboyz dae cause 4 we nation o. OMG!
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Stories Pastors Tell In Church by Emmaxx: 12:50pm On Mar 07, 2013
okpara ugo: They will tell you testimonies of those who made a vow of $1,000 in Melwakee and God gave them a car 7days after.

Nah so i rush go give $1,000 for naija here. Anyway we are all learners.
Faith is all that you lack broda. God cannot be mocked. What is impossible 4 man is possible with the Almighty God. Our God is mysteriously awesome. Who can comprehend Him?
Christianity EtcRe: Funny Stories Pastors Tell In Church by Emmaxx: 12:42pm On Mar 07, 2013
oohrhii..fx:
I'll only say one thing only. "what did Jesus say about tithing" google it. for the sake of those that wish to knw...tithe is mean for the Pharisees and its becos those priest then don't have a job.so u give a percentage of ur farm produce and all. When Jesus came...it was stopped. Why do u think he was hated and killed.? Cos he came to refute all the lies told ant God n church. jESUS encourages giving..not force. Freely u r giving bro..give freely. Just google it n read ur self. You shall knw d truth and the truth shall set u free
Oboi, when did google become your Bible?! The Bible scriptures should be the only standard for true christians.
Christianity EtcRe: Happy 71st Birthday To Pastor Adeboye: by Emmaxx: 11:05pm On Mar 02, 2013
Happy birthday Sir. U r such a gem 2 dis generation. May d good Lord crown u wif success n glory at d end. May u grow 4rm strength 2 strength, glory 2 glory n honor 2 honor. May God bless u, ur family n ministry. Thank God 4 ur life.
SportsRe: Jonathan Congratulates The Eagles For Defeating Mali by Emmaxx: 7:32pm On Feb 06, 2013
I hope and pray this will be the beginning of good and positive things to come from ur govt, sir. May God help u 2 always make the right decisions that will improve d lives of d citezenry. As for me and my family, we'll make it during ur administration in Jesus name. Up Nigeria!

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