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Bubu and Hypocrisy be like ...

NgeneUkwenu:
Buhari and APC are being too gentle for my liking...Go there tomorrow swap all the results and make Sure you return a sizeable number of candidates of the APC...Wike used all the powers of then President to wreck havoc in Rivers State, and returned miscreants as representatives of Rivers State.

Now is the time to right all wrongs....no other better time. WICKED WIKE must be taught a lesson....He should be able to tell who is the Real president after tomorrow's election.

The Target Should be:

2 Senatorial Seats:

6 House Representatives Seats

10 State House of Assembly seats...

Good luck my Party!

Ngene anago mmuo.


another dog spotted barking at the moon

Anumanus

megainvest:
Thank you very much OP. I have noticed this myself for quite some time now. If you are in Port Harcourt and still think this is a joke, try this:

Use a piece of tissue paper or your handkerchief to wipe the insides of your nostrils gently. You will likely find these particles on it.

Lets make this thread go viral. We need answers!

confirmed, Odili Road

See as you dey shake your grandfather mate with one hand

Released some few hours ago

http://psc.gov.ng/join-the-nigeria-police-force.htm

cc: lalasticlala

my guy

my guy

Make TB Joshua kuku go dey predict Nairabet, and tell us when Arsenal go Win Premiership instead of US election

The world isn't ready for a female to rule the most powerful n most influential country in the world.....too much power n too much risk involved..... congrats trump.....whr z TB Joshua pls - Onyedikachi Nduka

so BBC dey visit Nairaland finish
www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-37756189?ocid=socialflow_facebook

Kuku kill me nau

omenka:
Na wa oo. Shoo!! E be like that my post really pepper some people.

already consumed by your own hatred. oya come and be going, we already know you're back.

BTW, try and get the Igbo interpretation of Omenka and try to live by it, your dispositions are the direct opposite

BeeBeeOoh:
[b]•Says Nigeria’s survival still depends on oil Industry

how far the North East and Lake Chad oil exploration, oil never still show ?

A new twist has been added to the on-going investigation of
judges being accused of corruption.
This time, Hon. Justice John Inyang Okoro of the Supreme
Court has alleged that he was being victimized over his
refusal to do the bidding of the All Progressives Congress,
APC, in the election appeal cases as it concerned Rivers,
Akwa Ibom and Abia States.
The Justice of the apex court in a letter to the Chief Justice
of Nigeria, CJN, alleged that former Rivers Governor and
now transport minister, Rt. Hon Rotimi Amaechi specifically
visited him and asked that the judgement be delivered in
APC’s favour.
The letter reads in full:
On Friday, the 7th day of October, 2016, at about 9.00pm, I
received a phone call from an unfamiliar caller. He
introduced himself as an official from the Presidency. He
told me he had a letter for me from Mr President. I
immediately left my study room and went to open the door.
Upon the door being opened, I saw so many heavily armed
men with an inscription “DSS” on their uniform. One of
them who was in mufti told me they were to search my
house. I requested that I be allowed to inform the Chief
Justice of Nigeria but they rebuffed, rather, they seized my
phone from me.
My Lord, the operatives of the Department of State Security
searched all the rooms in the house meticulously. They
also searched the boy’s quarters and my official vehicles
parked outside. At the end of the search, which lasted till
about 1.30am of 8th October, 2016, they took away the
following items.
1. One (1) IPad
2. Three phones (only one active)
3. USD 38,800 (Thirty eight thousand, eight hundred
dollars)
4. N3.5 (Three million, five hundred thousand Naira) only
5. Cheque books (Four in number)
The above items were documented on the back page of the
search warrant they produced and we signed.

Also, the DSS operatives informed me that their Director-
General wanted to see me that night. I requested to visit
their office upon the break of the day but they refused. In
view of the presence of the heavily armed men who
accompanied them and who were pointing their gun at me
from all angles, I had no choice than to follow them to their
office that night. I was detained by them in their office till
Sunday, 9th October, 2016 and upon your Lordship’s
intervention that Sunday, they released me in the evening of
that Sunday.
My Lord, I noticed that they also brought other judicial
officers (serving and retired) to their office. So, before
releasing us, they asked me to make a statement
concerning the money found in my house. I told them that
having received the sum of USD 24,000.00 (Twenty four
thousand dollars) and £10,000 (Ten thousand pounds) a
year for the past three years of my sojourn in this court as
annual medical/vacation allowances, and having not spent
more than £5,000 (Five thousand pounds) on each of three
trips I have so far made abroad, I was entitled to have more
than the amount recovered from me. Put differently, My
Lord, the money was the balance of my estacode received
from this court for the past three years. This is quite
outside the estacodes I have received for the International
Conferences I have so far attended since joining the bench
of this court.

Lord, as at the time of writing this report, the DSS has not
confronted me with any petition or complaint from any
quarters whatsoever. Rather, they have grilled me, asking
questions on some none existing properties around the
country. They have also doubted the age of my children
alleging that they are toddlers. This is sad and
unbelievable.
My Lord, I strongly believe that they my travail is not
unconnected with the verbal report I made to you on 1st
February, 2016 about the visit to my official residence by H/
E, Rotimi Amaechi, former Governor of Rivers State and
now Minister of Transportation. In that report, I told you My
Lord, that Mr Amaechi said that the President of Nigeria
and the All Progressives Congress mandated him to inform
me that they must win their election Appeals in respect of
Rivers State, Akwa Ibom State and Abia State at all costs.
For Akwa Ibom State, he alleged that he sponsored Mr
Umana Umana, candidate of All Progressives Congress for
that election and that if he lost Akwa Ibom appeal, he would
have lost a fortune. Mr Amaechi also said that he had
already visited you and that you had agreed to make me a
member of the panel that would hear the appeals. He
further told me that Mr. Umana would be paying me
millions of Naira monthly if I co-operated with them. My
response, as I told you on that date was that it does not lie
with my power to grant his request and that I would do all
within my power not to be in the panel for Akwa Ibom
State. My Lord graciously left me out of the panel for Akwa
Ibom State. That notwithstanding, the All Progressives
Congress in Akwa Ibom State which lost the appeal at the
Supreme Court believe that my presence in the Supreme
Court made them to lose the appeal. Could I have resigned
from the Supreme Court simply because people of Akwa
Ibom State had a matter before it?
My Lord will recall that I also reported that Mr. Umana
Umana visited my residence before Amaechi’s visit. He
also made the same request of assistance to win the appeal at the Supreme Court. Mr. Umana talked about “seeing” the Justices who would hear the appeal. Pastor (Dr) Ebebe Ukpong who led Mr. Umana Umana to my house
intercepted and said that the issue of “seeing” the justices
was not part of their visit and that as a Pastor, he would not
be part of such a discussion. Mr Umana apologized. I
advised them to go and pray about the matter and get a
good lawyer. That was how they left my house.
My Lord, up till now, I do not know what I have done. Over
the years, from the Magistracy till date, I have done my
best to eschew all forms of corrupt practices. I have not
received any bribe from anybody. My Lord is quite aware of
my position as regards those who take bribe in the
judiciary. I detest it and have no room for any adjustment.
That is the truth.
I urge my Lord and the National Judicial Council to
disregard all the lies and media campaign orchestrated by
those who felt I purposely refused to help them win their
election appeals in the Supreme Court. I am confident that
God will vindicate me at the end of this ordeal. I remain
loyal to my oath of office and the need to be just and fair in
handling matters before me.

My Lord, thanks for your kind attention.
Please, accept my assurances of the highest regards.
Hon. Justice John Inyang Okoro,
Justice, Supreme Court.

Source http://dailypost.ng/2016/10/19/amaechi-visited-told-ensure-apc-wins-akwa-ibom-abia-rivers-gov-appeal-hon-justice-john-inyang-okoro/?utm_source=dlvr.it_dp1&utm_medium=facebook

dasauce:


By the time they come to tell you your results are ready, you're looking like,

I haf die

What we want from the current Administration is an
improvement on previous achievements because with
continuous improvement Nigeria will be greater. No more
rhetorics - Anthony Wakwe Lawrence.


JONATHAN SPEAKS OUT...
I Didn't Hand Over A Collapsed Nation To Buhari - Dr.
Goodluck Jonathan-
.
Former President, Goodluck Jonathan has replied his critics
who accused him of handing over a nation at the verge of
collapse to his successor, President Muhammadu Buhari.
.
Jonathan recounted the achievements of his government to include, handing over a country that produced the richest man in Africa.
.
Jonathan said, “I took over a Nigeria that was the second
largest economy in Africa with a GDP of $270.5 billion in
2009, I handed over a Nigeria that had grown to become the
largest economy in Africa and the 24th largest economy in
the World with a GDP of $574 billion.
.
“I inherited a Nigeria in which the trains were not working,
and handed over a Nigeria in which citizens can safely
travel by trains again. I also inherited a country where
illiteracy rate particularly in the Northern part was alarming.
I handed over a country where every state in the North and
indeed all the states had a Federal University. I inherited a
country where there was total infrastructural decay in all the unity schools and colleges of education. But I handed over a country with massive infrastructural improvement in almost higher institutions. I inherited a country where agricultural inputs and production were almost zero. But I handed over a country where a bag of rice was sold for N6,500 to N7000. My regime since the establishment of ecological fund office did more irrigation dams in the North and other parts of the country than other subsequent administrations put together. I inherited epileptic fuel supplies resulting to endless queues at the filling stations. I maintained despite enormous challenges of fuel subsidies and handed over a relatively stable fuel regime.
.
I inherited a Nigeria that was a net importer of cement, and
handed over a Nigeria that is a net exporter of cement.
.
In 2009 the richest Nigerian was the 5th richest man in
Africa, but I handed over a Nigeria that produced the richest
man in Africa.


.
The former President further stated " I inherited a country
where people were almost losing hope on the credibility of
its electoral process but I noticed that democracy will
continue to grow in the African continent if leaders value the process of elections more than the product of the process. I handed over electoral process that engendered fairness in its conduct and conclusiveness ".
.
He said, “Even in the 2015 general elections in my country,
Nigeria, there was potential for major crisis if I was not a
President duly elected by the will of the people.
.
“The campaigns leading to the elections almost polarized
the country into Christian vs Muslims and North vs South
divide.
.
Most World leaders were worried that our elections will
result into major crisis.
Some pundits even from here in the United States said that
those elections would spell the end of Nigeria and that we
would cease to exist as a nation because of the polls.
.
That is where the leadership question comes into play.
.
As a leader that was duly elected by the people, I considered the people’s interest first.
.
How do I manage my people to avoid killings and
destruction of properties?
.
With the interest of the people propelling all the decisions I
took, we were able to sail through.

Indeed, we sailed through because I refused to interfere with the independence of the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC, having appointed a man I had never met in my life to run it. We sailed through because I maintained and still believe that my personal ambition, interest is not worth the blood of any single Nigerian.
.
My philosophy was simple. For elections to be credible, I as
a leader, must value the process more than the product of
the process. And the citizens must have confidence in the
electoral body.
.
lalasticlala Pls circulate it for them to know. The deceit is getting too much

That historic final year Exam at Sambisa

You go fear sitting arrangement na

Civil Class 14

Bobby Peters and Nedo Combination during exam




Mouau can be strict when it comes to Exam invigilation

kachiz:
18. When someone demands for extra sheet during MTH 112 exam

https://happenings.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/FROGGY-4.gif

Some people sha, is it not the same exam I’m writing, abi they are calculating when our Lord shall come?

Bobby Peters where you dey

Young03:
na just initial gra gra


am only seeing mud

mention me wen oil show

E Don Show o

Rivers prof

Prof: u know I am not a politician so I may not know the party names

Jega: OK prof read from the original

Prof: the party Called KOWA got 213 votes, ehm the party called... Sir but I don't like reading from handwritten paper I love reading from typed paper especially when it's typed with,"new times roman"

Jega: but you wrote it yourself

Prof: but it was due to some circumstances and after that, I had it typed. Also the kind of light u people have in Abuja here is different from what we have back there.
Besides I read with a lamp and not this kind of Abuja light.... (laughter everywhere)
(He continued... )
the Party called PDP.... (they brought a lamp for him )

Prof: Good! Good!! This is the kind of light Normal people reads with and not this your ehm.. Abuja Light...
So Where did I stop? Ok...

Jega: you are not reading from the original.

Prof: I am reading....

Jega: Yes but not from the original, you need to read from the original, if u can not,I will have someone else to read it for you.
(Audience laugh laugh laugh)

Prof :no please don't laugh I am not joking I know how to read but I don't read hand written materials, only typed materials....this is how normal people read. where did I stop?...

Ehm u see? That's exactly what I said

NLjega:
[size=25pt][color=#000066]385 out of the total votes of 1612 Are void votes





Nairalanders!
Nairalanders!!
Nairalanders!!!


Same thing year by year,you people like stressing NLjega too much


Well,we screened and checked and worked tirelessly,so the best Men can win.


A round of Applause for us Please!!!!! [/color][/size]

I talk am say my own go dey inside

So we wey be certified UN observers for the past 3years with posts fewer than 300 no dey qualified to vote?


dammit, this is Marginalization




don't invalidate my precious vote


I hereby cast my ballot for IAMKINGZLEE


CC: NLjega

suyamasta:
See me see wahala o! Man wan kiss him wife another human being say "Its not cultured as a muslim" Religion turn us to worshippers of culture rather than knowing who God is or what we truly are on this planet!

I tire o, na religion go tell you how you 'do' your own wife?


she's his wife and not mistress, haba!

Cricket wey no carry gun nor cutlass come out dey do iyanga for fowl, dey even challenge am for a fight

Oh, Just like the Civilian JTF's in North East, they want to be recognized/converted

Trailblazer1:
MY DAILY PRAYERS : May every individual who contributed in bringing Buhari to power suffer more than any other Nigerian

Forgive them, aah! Forgive me in particular


#Sobs

gartamanta:
Those who voted Buhari were far more interested in throwing out GEJ than they were about what they were bringing in. A case of chasing out the Cat to bring in the Lion.

True talk, like the Afonjas will warmly welcome a snake over Nyamiri

Iscoalarcon:
The otouke drunkard


Quote me and die

Spotted! another dog barking at the moon


Are you done foaming from the mouth? Oya tie your belt well, go get some NÙNŪ. You're insignificant.

And those Vaseline crew rushing to view pictures of una mama breasts, sango don catch una..

No bweast on display...

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