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and pls if u cant send pm to me, just update me about here ur phone interview was like, questions asked etc....

@tunde, i was unable to send u mail. but can u send me a pm so dat i can get in touch with u, at nanauju any response from dem since pli test or silence treatment too

@tundebabs, u are lucky u have gotten a phone call, since 3 weeks plus now am still waiting for a response after the PLI and PI assessment email whether reject or successful, just silence treatment...although it was customer experience partner i applied for...i sent u an email, try reply so dat we talk more

@ eclipsehemmy, we are very grateful for ur direct and vital information.... We thank you. Before I hand my data/phone for d festive break I want to appreciate sum individuals for ur funny, serious and worthwhile comments, @sherrif u b gold, @erimakosamuel no dulling moments, at generalfeey, very professional, @ugo ur words dope, @morningstar thumps up, @mrsuama, @edoct,@heatup much respect and to those whose comments I can't remember one love... And to those that likes to forget print out forms but has never misplaced their BSc or nysc cert since 5 year ago, I greet una and for the new commers that will comment when the list is out & start asking questions about requirements or, which form to sign n who to sign kind of questions.... Tomorrow belongs to the people that prepares for it today.....are we clear!!!!
Over and out.

To rahull n sojee, very interesting point u made n am grateful for ur information... Once again kudos to eclipsehemmy for his vital information.I have heard u guys loud and clear... My point again at rahull n sojee. No armed forces recruitment has ever been done on a festive period in naija dats a fact, even NN & NAF hastily did theirs before festive period and not during because personnel will b retasked for other security challenges on the said period. u guys re not really looking at the key word recruitment...in recruitment exercises, personnels has to be on ground to coordinate. Mostly senior ranking officials n few NCO who maybe on festive break after a long while on duty or u think they are terminators...anyway just my tots... I stand to b corrected...

@sojee, very nice comments u have said... But the key word here is recruitment and not Frontline...? Are the personnel to screen applicants in the Frontline? Or HR department or dept of military secretary dat handles recruitment are in the Frontline? Frontline stage or level is not the same as recruitment stage...And like you said festive break is a privilege in the armed forces and u want them to leave their family after the little privilege given to them to relax to come and screen us applicants... Even during cadet training, cadets are given festive breaks, the observe public holidays....so at sojee I don't understand what you mean by in the Frontline and in the military no breaks and anything can happen...care to enlighten me... because the Abuja office that handles recruitment will be on festive break. the MIS room and tech personnel will be on festive break, so what is it that will happen?

Greetings to eclipsehemmy for categorically providing us useful information earlier about the ultimate list, we thank you. But according to factors on ground, FG has pre determined dat 25 n 26 is a general public holiday so which personnel will b on ground to screen applicants if or wen list comes out dis week? And if u say after 25 n 26, d remaining days is not enuf to screen applicants before another pre determined public holiday new year wen all personnel will still b on break again, so as to ur previous quote about list and screening dis month, am very confident using African time especially naija time to say dat it's not possible. During the last exercise, d secretary on ground was a maj gen or so.,assisted by a col.n some few Lt. And u want dem to leave their family on festive period or disobey a direct order from commander in chief that 25, 26 n 1st is a general public holiday? Since the history of FG recruitment in naija nothing is done on festive occasions... Dat is a pattern dat never changes... And I believe @sherrif is right, probably month ending or January will b the day all applicants will bear their father's names....am just using logic, estimation and facts on ground, i stand to be corrected but again this is Nigeria, if you know, you know.

@mafialeader, d only warning Nigerians take seriously is when their phone beeps low battery... Some lazy Nigerian youths(na oga talk am o) will still forget to print all the needed forms....just wait until u start seeing emails of please help me with reference form I want to edit or pls I forgot parents/guardian form or better still all my downloads are in my phone and it crashed or my phone was stolen.... @sheriff, dis kind people I wan send come give u make u serve dem jobs like polishing of boots for 2hrs so as to remember details...forgetful applicants, na joke I dey o..

Greetings lebete, it's bin a while and how are u doing. I emailed you, hope to hear from u soon.

To the soldiers that paid the ultimate price;

We both left home at 18. You cleared JAMB I got recommended. You got UNIVERSITY, I got NDA. You pursued your degree, I had the toughest training. Your day started at 7 and ended at 5, Mine started at 4 till 9 and Some nights also included. You had your convocation ceremony, I had my POP. Best company took you and Best package was awarded, I was ordered to join my platoon With 2 stars piped on my shoulders. You got a job, I got a way of life. Every eve you got to see your family, I just wished i got to see my parents soon. You celebrated festivals with lights and music, I celebrated with my comrade in bunkers. We both married, Your wife got to see you everyday, My wife just wished i was alive. You were sent to business trips, I was sent on line of control. We both returned, Both wives couldn't control their tears, but You wiped her but, I couldn't. You hugged her but, I couldn't. Because I was lying in the coffin, With medals on my chest and, Coffin wrapped with tricolour. My way of life ended, Yours continued. We both left home at 18. I dedicate this to every soldier and uniform person out there, especially those recently attacked and slaughtered by Boko Haram in Borno. May God comfort the families you left behind

Nigerian Army breaks silence on deadly attack on soldiers, but keeps silent on casualty figure
- Nigerian Army has confirmed the attack on its soldiers in Metele, Borno state
- The Army gave reasons why it took some time to confirm the incident, adding that it has laid down procedures for reporting such incidents - It also stated that some of the videos being circulated concerning the attack are old and inaccurate Boko Haram propaganda videos The Nigerian Army has finally broken its silence on the deadly attack on soldiers on the 157 task force battalion stationed in Metele, Borno state by the Boko Haram terrorists which left scores of the soldiers dead and some still missing. While some reports’ estimates put the casualty figure at over 100, the Army in its statement on Friday, November 23, failed to reveal the death toll. The Army’s statement read: “The attention of the NA has been drawn to several social media, print, electronic and online publications about the recent attack on 157 Task Force Battalion at Metele. Whilst it is true that there was an attack on the location on 18 November 2018, it has, however, become necessary to correct several misinformation being circulated with regards to this unfortunate event. “It is important for the public to note that the NA has laid down procedures for reporting incidents that involve its personnel who fall casualty in action. Out of respect for the families of our gallant troops, the NOKs are first notified before any form of public information so as to avoid exacerbating the grief family members would bear, were they to discover such from unofficial sources. “Furthermore, it suffices to observe that several social media, print and online publications have been brandishing false casualty figures as well as circulating various footages of old and inaccurate BHT propaganda videos and alluding same to be the attack on 157 Task Force Battalion. "Whilst it is understandable how such misinformation can spread in this era of social media frenzy, the spurious circulation of some of these videos only contribute to further propagate the propaganda intent of the terrorists; to misinform the populace and portray themselves as what they are not. So far, the situation is that the location is under control as reinforcing units have been able to repel the terrorists and stabilize the situation. “The NA sincerely wishes to thank the various arms of government, MDAs and sister security agencies that have stood with her in these trying times; by commiserating with the families of the fallen heroes who have paid the supreme price for the defence of our dearly beloved country. The necessary support being given the NA by the federal government and the goodwill of the Nigerian populace will undoubtedly continue to spur the NA towards the ultimate defeat of the highly degraded BHTs.” News reports that following the latest attack, President Muhammadu Buhari dispatched Mansur Dan-Ali, minister of defence, for an emergency meeting with Chadian President Idris Deby. Dan-Ali had on Thursday, November 22, briefed President Buhari on security development across the country. He also briefed him about the recent killings of some Nigerian soldiers by the Islamic West Africa Province, a breakaway Boko Haram sect, operating along Nigeria-Chad border.

@erimakosamuel, d experience was fun, even d job dem give guys serve was fun, as u reach nda old site, u will carry ur Kaya put for head n jog to parade ground or drilling hall for sorting.. Wen sun shine u stay under, wen cold catch u wear only white n blue shots, wen Parade ground wet or muddy, u go yash down, u don't walk to parade ground but u jog to parade ground. U must not walk alone, always in 3s or u go serve job, during x-ray, one officer will make each state sing any morale song for about 10mins non stop or else we go serve funny jobs, Den during medical German dose will jokely tell a tamer 3 girl to order us to sit up, yash down... Or a small 20yrs old tamer 4 boy calling old men u are a bastard n expect us people father/husband to say yes sir... Anyway, morale was high den.

@erimakosamuel, sit up! Yash down!, Den during medical dat wing commander at new NDA site tell guys to bend, open ur Yash n cough... Him go use phone touch lite d see ur hole...or him go pull ur balls weda e complete two,, heheheh, no mind German dose of a captain o... From d way u are always eating combo foods n u know d code word German dose, it's like u were dere too?? ssc breakfast of tea n bread na poison dem serve us o.... Pepper soup hot water called tea n 30naira bread, u have 1min 30sec to eat n jog bak to parade ground.

@abdulrahmon, nicely said n dat sentence.. Na God oo,
Wey dose dat were opportune to be officers de always tell us, me ma come believe say God is at work,i come bone my order from aso villa n my connect, na so I focus on prayers o, omo my mountain no gree move,my wine no gree change to water, haba even d fish n bread I get no Bellefud me talk more of to feed my roomates, lo n behold I come collect some German dose n serve job, na him my eyes truly open. Na so I come understand d meaning of na God o.... Truly truly if you know, you know....

@erimakosamuel, ur words too d make sense die... I believe God die but wen e come naija govt recruitment n ppl start saying God's way or God's time... My ppl dat person Don start to link up wit his or her order from above before coming here to preach God's word here... Like u said erimakosamuel, during road safety, I was screened out after having been cleared to progress to jamb cbt level on merit o, while a pregnant lady n a married man were allowed to progress n write d jamb cbt after it was stated clearly that both categories of applicants are not allowed, so tell me is it God's time or God using men or ppl with connection or godfather at work...potential candidates person wey tell u say na God help dem, never really tell u d truth behind government recruitment in naija or better still u re still a learner... If u know, you know

Fellow nairalanders, El classico match btw lebete vs erimacosamuel is ongoing, first leg qualifier is heading for a draw at first half, lebete 3-3 erimacosamuel, although erimacosamuel is having more likes on both pix n comments, it's too early to call,anything can happen in dis game of words in d 2nd half.... D return 2nd leg to come shortly....according to nairaland bet, d odd of losing or winning is high, so place ur stake carefully....according to some analysts, erimacosamuel is very skillful with words n tactically on d offensive while lebete is skillfully defensive n offensive in his counter words. .. A lot of firing power btw dis two...erimacosamuel has words on target, and some pics dribbling words while lebete is going old school like Maradona matching words for words... I tell u folks dis is going to b an interesting match...

Well, in naija anything u do, do it wit sense... If u are joining, join wit sense. Not all dat want to join will pay d ultimate price...as my ibo friends will tell me, even d ultimate price get price so why not negotiate d price from ultimate to average price...anyway we all get to die one day so why not choose how u die on ur own terms wen joining naija army. And true lebete do made a point about army madness... But again, such is life. Either u re ready for d ugly, d bad or d good...

Candidates!! Candidates!!! Are we clear? I tanda for sherrif, lebete n co at least una done get some German dose of army.it's clear to say we are clear!, are we clear? Very good constructive criticism from both heavy weights (sherrif n lebete)..insult is allowed in d army... All join....to potential candidates, most important questions for u

1) why do u want to join d army?
2) according to Abraham Lincoln, ask not what ur country can do for you but wat you can do for ur country... Can u pay d ultimate price wen or if selected?

To all d softies, army is not a day care or arsenal fc dat is soft(na joke o) ask sherrif n lebete for proof...
@ candidate Hennessi, nice one trying to explain training n maltreatment in army compare to western countries...very good point u made but again na naija u dey nah wetin u xpect. If one man dey use attestation of result to b commader in chief, president n minister of petroleum, i don't think there is difference btw training n maltreatment o.. If u know, you know. Integrity is a crime in naija.

So to dose dat watch western war movies like black hawk down, men of honor or pearl harbor, n Wan to train, wake up from dat dream o n watch movies like sometime in April, beast of no nation or hotel Rwanda=maltreatment of naija army candidates...dat is d definition of naija army...(@sheriff am i making clear sir..)

Anyway, weda army b hell, or useless or waste of time or full of zombie....we shall see

And yet fresh graduates /ssce applicants d worry pesin dead wit frsc promotional exams past questions...anyway una weldon for writing d exams... As for us BSc holder wey no get mail or see our name, unemployment continues while an individual will carry waec affidavit /attestation for portfolio and him b president, commander in chief n minister of petroleum... Lastly my order from above said dat frsc needs more of mid level n lower recruits(ssce, nd, ond, nce, hnd) dan BSc n MSc applicants hence more MI n RMA got invited d most while very few BSc were invited..... Forget d 400 graduate quota bin circulated, if you know, you know.....d tin is no longer paining me again because integrity is a crime in Nigeria.....

First of, my regards to Marshal applicants. May d force b wit u.i believe most of u read frsc promotional past questions for dis exam/interview but to no use, I hope its a case study for d officer Cadre applicants feeling scared n reading frsc promotional exams like 100 level all over again. Like I said frsc is on a test pilot mood rite now, maybe jamb or d exams won't b hard but come medicals with NDLEA... Dats wen screening properly starts...to dose selling past questions, i beg who get past questions of frsc medical test exams I want to buy and am coming let me look for my email, d secretary of military headquarters is wit it...

so i did some research on police recruitment using jamb cbt for aptitude test and how frsc wants to use jamb cbt n i was able to get dis infor for dose asking for frsc promotional PQ to read for frsc cbt test....i hope u can deduce from d infor n expand ur reading........the Police recruitment examination is
only in English Language.
“The instructions were clearly written, but we envisaged that some candidates might still not read them, so the examiners read
out the instructions.
“The candidates were to answer 60
questions within the 45 minutes they had for the examination.”
It may be recalled that the News Agency of Nigeria had reported that candidates who wrote the examination alleged that they were tested in
“general knowledge, skill of grammar and daily calculation'.

@daluchris, u made a fair point but come 2 tink of it d knowlwedge of promotional PQ for senior frsc officers dis first time applicants or fresh graduates/ssce comadres are seeking is not needed to write jamb test,most importantly dear brain is very fresh/sharp out of school, 2ndly d secret to FG job success is not by write aptitude test but to pass their medical screening stage dats wen 80 percent of applicants will b slashed...everybody will pass jamb easy since its d first time, frsc dont want bad PR or politicians to worry dem at dis exams stage...but come medicals NDLEA will conduct a full test like urine,blood,ECG,dentals,eyes,strip u naked for body marks,check ur ass for pile,for guy dey check if ur balls re two,den comes height,weight, reading wit one eye after another tiny words or letters using a big mirror effect or identify colors etc. Anyway like u said its their first time. With dis comment, i end my chat..bon voyage...over n out!

@orangedream pardon me if i didnt get d dates rite

greetings orangedream...how are u doing,i know u cant remember me well but we chatted a bit on one of diz threads... immigration'2017 or DPR'2017 or total nig. plc'17 or so am not sure but nice to c ur comments here again...u have some of d nicest information to share back den.

i think applicants asking for frsc promotional past questions are mostly d fresh graduates or d ssce applicants while dose wit experience are not even commenting. Its funny tho...wen pregnant ladies,married people n dose dat are already working or employed are busy in abuja punching dere names tru system,u re busy reading frsc promotional exams for senior frsc officers dat has nothing to do wit jamb questions...by d way jamb is an independent body from frsc,so dont expect much from d frsc promotional PQ going round...lemme give u guys example...DPR did test n it was dragnet dat conducted their exams nothin like current affairs in it,shell Bp did test,its was another firm dat did their exams,police did test,it was jamb dat did their exams n in all dis cases d exam bodies didnt ask dem current affairs questions about the agency for whom they are conducting d exams for but instead asked general knowledge like verbal,quantitative maths or world matters. Now all dis frsc promotional exams n highway code wil com in handy during ur oral interview wit a team of frsc officals,before ur medicals with NDLEA am sure u people will still ask for medical fitness cert. Weda edited,fake,expired or past questions on medical test...remember NDLEA is a security agency dat dont take nonsense from applicants so dont bother taking gist of past questions or edited medical fitness cert. To their zone..time for me to radio slience till jamb exam time since past questions session is still ongoing...over and out!

as for d key dont bother, its too cost some #2k or #1k5. i have a jamb CBT software i have bin trying to upload here since on saturday but my laptop keep saying i shud upload tru google drive in other to create a link tru my email, sadly my laptop dont have google drive

yes u can download jamb cbt software from play store and yes their is a jamb cbt sowftware in apk format but the sad part is dat all d app has some sort of key or code to open d app for one to practice and all dis yahoo hustlers have monopolized it....

greetings to those quoting me about jamb CBT software questions, i only have the hacked one on my pc without activation codes and its at least 100mb in size and hard for me to upload here since am using a not so fancy phone and a wifi less pc.....to the fellow applicant asking/quoting me
about the questions on the JAMB CBT software, u can choose any subject to practice and it even have explanations on how to solve maths and english, jamb standard. there are science and social science subjects totaling about 15 in all....basically u can practice any subject u feel FRSC will tell jamb to set, mind u using police recruitment as a yardstick, they only used english for ssce recruits but as we are all graduates, HNDs and SSCE applicants,i will advise u to study maths, english and general knowledge....to those dat pm me, sorry for the delay in reply, am about to hail u soon.....

Sorry dat my screen shot of d jamb CBT is not clear, na kpalasa phone I dey maintain hence my difficulty to upload d software of jamb CBT questions from the year 1999-2016, all 15 subjects including maths n English..

Fellow applicants it's only fair to let u know dat apart from frsc questions, jamb is going to b d exam body to set d questions and dis is how their computer base test looks like below, if they are to use d police recruitment as a yardstick.... Maths, English n general knowledge is a probability....the jamb CBT software I have is 100mb n install on my pc, if not I would have uploaded it here for free..below is a sample I snap... Remember as wit police recruitment, they didn't ask them police questions on jamb CBT, so don't pin all ur hope on d frsc promotional questions going round....dey need 400-600 graduates out of thousands dat applied, do d Maths n logic will dictate frsc will use jamb CBT to cut d size, afterall, their mentally is dat we as graduates suppose know d hard n simple jamb questions

See another message from above... Lol

To dose dat want to come with d grace of God to lagos screening center, na army barrack n airforce base... Choose well o... because dem khaki men orders no d come from above o. Dey are d meanness n well discipline base I have bin to so far in Lagos..