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Tinyemeka: Imagine an exam hall with you seated behind a desk in the front row. Concentrate hard. Now read this page again from the top. Follow the sequence of posts. Slowly.

oh
i can't believe you took my pigin for correct english.'oga" there should tell you volume that i did plan to correct you with grammar.

Am correcting your careless moral.if i should tell u word now,i dnt know if u will commit suicide and people will blame it on nairaland or socialnetwork.

Tinyemeka: Imagine an exam hall with you seated behind a desk in the front row. Concentrate hard. Now read this page again from the top. Follow the sequence of posts. Slowly.

oh
i can't believe you too my pigin for correct english.oga there should tell you volume.
Am correcting your moral.if i should tell u word,i dnt know if u will commit suicide and blame it on nairaland.

In death we keeep enemity aside.this is first lady from rivers state.courtesy demands that,aleast the Governor s wife should be with her let alone the Govenor.
Government house port harcourt let itself down,no maturity.

Should jonathan win 2o15,this ameachi go suffer pass JoB for bible.

0monnak0da: What kind of demonic and unpatriotic talk is that
So the Constitution will be predicting death of our FIRST MOTHER of FIRST LADIES What kind of satanic constitution is that We reject it in Jesus name.
Anyway Ameshee and his wife must apologize and show genuine contrition for their misdemeanour and breach of protocols

open a new tab and check "courtesy" in google,now,now

Tinyemeka: What's stopping you? Your mum?

oga rifle if it where to be america CIA for fish u out,mind what u air in public.
She is not you mate in any level.


jealousy,

If she actually sign this register at abuja.1st lady wouldnt have be crying the disrespect the governor househood give her.
They didnt visit her.this photo na wash.

ola so what is he doing to advance nigeria tech ecosystem.

Modern king herold daughter.

All the posters above are insincere.
I know the Gov and the President household are at war,but atleast the Governor or his wife should have been in abuja physically to console her.there is no enemity in death.
Thier condolence may not change the political war,but coutesy demands.but the Governor and his household goof.

We south africa Do remain for nigerian in everything.

Kelechi2020: As our colonial masters will always say."if you want to hide something from the black man put it down in paper"
i think that saying is real and have been proved here.a simple political statement is what was made here and a whole university undergraduates are jumping around.
#nonsense #spits on monitor

you guys should read this piece of s h i t with greater understanding.
No 1:"400b is expected to be extended to universities within four years for infrastructural devt"this is nothing but anoda ASUU 2013 agreement which they are going to enta with the FG,THEY wil still go on strike in four years time to force the goverment to implement it.so no big deal about this news.
No 2: it is either ASUU has been fully compromised or they are fighting a shadow guerilla war with fg for more salary and want us to believe that they are fighting for our sake.
No 3:
100bn released.
96 million given to universities(note this money is for their earned alowance.OMG!! Someone should tell dis guys to resign if they dont like there pay.we as nigerian students should tell ourselves the truth that within these bunch of lecturers that not up tn 10% are worthy of dia salaries.all they do is "fight for salary"they husle,acquire a "copy and paste"phd from the internet,bribe dia way to profesorship.puff,fiam,dia salary is increased,and they become dormant with there only core duty been to brag about there cheap phd\prof,sell hand out an sleep with underage girls)
lastly
wia is the remaining 4 bilion going?
Am a nigerian till i die.

96B not 96million given.
And for this 4billion naira change,we that raise the money,we buy fuel,we sleep for hotel,we buy food and our allowance.abi as u one start school u nor like am

hehehehehe another 12years court case.what lagos state govt wants is that atleast al-mustapha should serve a jail term,almustapha go no say e nor easy for eziekel.
he has to atleast serve a jail term,to cool our temper.i pray they dont gun him down this time.

why do everything enter frontpage?i fart ,i do my girl, everything will appear here.

Afam4eva: Nairaland is most likely using a dedicated server or a VPS. Using any of these will most likely make your website load faster because you won't have to share your space with other wesbites. @OP The reason why your host is slow is most likely because they are overselling. Having 5000 websites on a server will be slower than having just 5 people on the same server. There's a reason why MTN is probably the slowest network in Nigeria. Their client base is very huge and their equipments are not proportional to their client size.

ok thanks for the advice.the site came up last night.i will see what i can do.

gothrones: Is this English?

no is jewish language

gothrones: And neither is Nairaland, for it is hosted by an American company!

one thing that users of nairaland is notorious for is about their answer and reply pattern,normally hang on insult.i sorry for my country people.dont worry .dont tell me again.

JideTheBlogger: Nice one bro.

hahaha. leave that to Google. Mere checking the link structure on the copied posts is enough to tell you the site is a useless site.

See: http://www.naijafinder.com/threads/555441-BBM-DP-Not-Changing-Try-This-Solution?highlight=ogbongeblog and see if those links in d post make any sense to you.

crying over your work that was scrape.maybe u later gooogle the works and their site came first.haba they are stronger than you.beside have you not copy and paste before.even if your link was added,the site would have still come before yours.
nairaland copy from most nigeria newspapers and blog but with their link intact.nairaland has turbo some of those site for their own work cos nairaland is already an authority powerful site.
the time you will spend on reporting them spend it on seo.

facebook is not in nigeria na,and as a fan of nairaland that is y am asking.i have never seen it drop before.i dont want all those non-sense host u will soon suggests.i need the one that works.i know bluehost and hostigator,but just that the process of paying for those in nigeria here is not clear.beside i need solution not talk and talk as u just did

GraphicsPlus: Is it only nairaland.com that is loading? Didnt you notice that other websites like facebook is also opening at your end? Why didnt go ask Mark Zukerberg where he hosts facebook?

My friend, pls go and sort your hosting issues with your host. If you don`t want to host with them again, look for another web hosting company.

i have 2 test site were am learning how to design website using wordpress,as i talk to you the sites are not loading.server not found displaying.
but nairaland is always on live.i guess the nairaland webhosting site is good.
can the owner of this site tell me the host.today i have good chance to learn but my site is down.

Soak and travel

With time

hoyehchemm: Dt reminds of people who want their full business name to be registered e.g adesareadegbagiandsonslimited.com.
Anytime you want to register a domain name. Just follow this criteria to make it premium.
1. It must be short
2. Easy to remember
3. It must not contain more than 3 phrases
4. Avoid the use of symbols like -,?, and so on.
Hope this tips help!!!

thanks for ur advice.

Greetings NL,I hit google adword keyword search tool today and on one niche i saw 555,000 global search and 301,000 local search in the usa,this is for the broad search.
but when i tick the exact radio botton and untick the broad botton and click search it give <10.
Can i go ahead and register is as a domain name or at what point of searches is it advicable to register such keywordtool findings as domain name?...

Jamji: I would give you a tutorial on how you can achieve your aim.seems you looking for a fast way.you can use donanza job board and build a blog around it.then just promote your blog and watch the money roll in.

oh u need a script specific for jobboard then i bet u is not going to b free.but wordpress is loved by google and well crafted and is for free.
find wordpress job board plugin and job theme use them,stop searching.no two website is the same even if we use the same plugins or theme.contemt is what matter.happy researching.
49000 google suggest traffic monthly i have the one of 555000 monthly plan the buying the week

mededot: I dont mean to sound discouraging, but there are som steps we always miss when putting up a website. I know the idea is great and you are eager to jump into building the next best website on the internet. But there is usually a world of research that needs to be done first and we always overlook that!

Eg, Do such service(s) already exist?
If yes, how well is their idea implemented?
what are the loopholes?
how will your own idea differ and improve on the competition's?
Whats the estimated budget for getting my website known?
whats the business model for your idea (ie how will it make money)

Like i said i dont want to sound discouraging but you will save yourself a lot of hard work after answering those questions but then again, jumping right in may be your best bet sometimes! Cheers

good write up.just that our friend is not explaining well what he wants.

akintaye: PLS.....

HELP ME TO CREATE THE TUTORIAL....

well what do u want i have posted that process na.or u want ebook or what.or u want me to do it for u

akintaye: PLS.....

HELP ME TO CREATE THE TUTORIAL....

well what do u want i have posted that process na.or u want ebook or what.

1.Go to wordpress.org>
2.Click on plugin category(@ the top of the wordpress.org site)>
3.then on the search field type job board,then click search...
Job manager and other job vancanies pluging display.
4.choose any 1 there.>
5.then go to ur wordpress dashboard>
6.click plugin>
7.click on the add new tab>
8.search the pluging field for the 1 u like in step three.
9.and install the plugin
10.then activate the plugin
11.look for the plugin at the wp dashboard and do the setting to ur taste.
Behold post ur content..

Wordpress is my hobby

orestica07: Send 'stop' to the shortcode

God bless u guys i can now sleep and never again shall i be involve in shortcode activation.immediate delete when i see 1.

2ND ACCT: i wnt 2 bliv dat u were told dat u wld b charged 1h weekly

this is problem so what do we do,sit and get weekly deduction of 100naira

I received a text that my number mtn(my full number was quoted) has been rewarded with a vip Gift! You just got 7 FREE LIFE EDUCATION SMS & then N100 weekly!
Congrat! T0 claim it,text GO T0 38430 for free!.

Pls has any one received similar text,and how can i deactivate this code.i strongly believe is a scam,for there is no deactivation.
code.

after sending the Go to the shortcode,i was told that i would be charge N100 weekly for the sms they will be sending to me.

how can i deactivate this code pls help
they were not clear in the text that motivate me