Looking accurate now

giftbaby3030:
Minister of interior said that they have contacted JAMB for the Computer Based Test which will hold before year runs out,unless he was joking.Let's watch and see how things will unfold.

Thanks ....and you too bro

TheExclusive:


Ok.It is well bro. Better places are coming for you

Didn't get the APL...we move

TheExclusive:


Bro I remember you from nnpc. Just following up to know if you were successful?

Same here too

yusufdayo1:

I have done mine since 2018..... I don't know if I can still use it

Nope

TheExclusive:


Was your brother later paid??

We still dey here on a low key

Is this a sham??

Christoper24:
The Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) has announced it early 2020 Recruitment.
Applications are hereby invited from eligible Nigerians for commission into the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) The application is opened to all civilians. However, serving military or paramilitary personnel sponsored by any of the Services of the Nigerian Armed Forces to civil institutions shall be considered. Visit https://www.nisportal.com.ng



NIGERIA IMMIGRATION SERVICE EARLY 2020 RECRUITMENT!

General Requirements For The Jan 2020 Nigeria Immigration Service Recruitment.

Be a Nigerian citizen by birth or descent;
Not less than 18 years or more than 35 years of age;
Not less than 1.7 metres in height for male and 1.64 metres for female;
Have a fully expanded chest measurement of not less than 0.87 metres;
Be certified by a Government Medical Officer to be physically and mentally fit for appointment into the Service;
Not suffering from any form of mental or physical disability;
Be free from any form of financial embarrassment;
Be of good character and must not have been found guilty of any criminal offence;

Candidates with any of the following medical cases need not apply:
Sight problem;
Hearing difficulties;
Previous major orthopedic operation;
Flat foot;
Fracture, stammering or any other natural disability;
Pregnant women.

Nigeria Immigration Service Recruitment Academic Qualifications.

A:
West African School Certificate (WASC) or Senior Secondary School Certificate (SSSC) with Credits in not less than three (3) subjects including English and at least passes in two (2) other subjects;
Or
National Examination Council (NECO)/General Certificate of Education (GCE) Ordinary Level with passes in four (4) subjects obtained at one sitting or five (5) subjects obtained at two sittings including English Language.

B:
National Diploma (ND) obtained from a recognized institution. National Certificate of Education (NCE) from a recognized institution; or General Certificate of Education (Advance Level) in two (2) subjects obtained at one sitting or three (3) subjects obtained at two sittings.

Available Positions:
SUPERINTENDENT CADRE:
Assistant Superintendent of Immigration II (ASI”):
Applicant must possess a minimum of first degree from a recognized institution of higher learning.
NYSC discharged certificate.
Applicants must be between the ages of 18-30 years.

INSPECTORATE CADRE:
Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) & Assistant Inspector of Immigration (AII):
Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must possess a minimum of Higher National Diploma (HND) from a recognized institution.
Applicants for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII) must be between the ages of 18-30 years.
NYSC certificate is compulsory for Senior Inspector of Immigration (SII).
Applicants for Assistant Inspector of Immigration (AII) must possess a minimum of NCE /OND from a recognised institution.
Applicants for Assistant Inspector of Immigration(AII) must be between the ages of 18-26 years.

ASSISTANT CADRE:
Immigration Assistant III (IA”’):
Applicant must be a holder of SSCE,NECO, GCE O/Level with minimum of four(4) credit in not more than 2 sittings, which should include English and Maths.
Applicants must be between the ages of 18-25 years.



Application Precedures:

(1). Interested candidates are to follow the "Online Application" botton shown below. The Nigeria immigration shortlistment portal (www.nisportal.com.ng) latest before the application closing date.


Visit https://www.nisportal.com.ng

Hello Dreamer any news??

Macgyver1:
Happy new month fam !

ugo4u:
And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force.



When the screening is over I'll explain the reason behind this post.

I'm really interested. Hope I remember to check it up

abolajivictor:
@Sikowitz @Prudent Please DSSC Kwara

Share it when you have one. Kwara Dssc

odimbannamdi:
Gentlemen,

Its been a while I commented here. I have been on the sidelines reading the interesting discourse and banters going on since registration began. It is impressive to see that our morale is as high as ever.

In my usual attitude of giving back to Nairaland, the community that has helped me achieve most of my professional/career feats, I want to drop a few nuggets culled from my attendance of the SSC course 44 and course 45 screening exercise.

1. Don’t burn those bridges: With the registration period over, a lot of lobbying is going on at the higher echelon and big men will assure candidates of making the first shortlistment. I repeat, even if your godfather is the COAS, don’t get your hopes overly high. It is not 100% sure for anybody. Go on and pursue the goals of your current career path, while you wait/hope for the best.

Apply for those other jobs, keep being serious with your present employment, write that certification exam, apply for that study program, pick that postgraduate form.

The first shortlistment for 2016 came out the week I was to purchase the Unilag postgraduate form, which happened to be last week the form would be on sale. When I saw my name in the list, I didn’t even bother buying the form anymore as I was so sure of making final list. But alas, I didn’t get in, and I also didn’t make that educational advancement I would have loved as well. I lost out on both ends

2. It is better to be overqualified: This is to our DSSC aspirants, most especially. Get those extra certifications, whether they were requested for or not, and as long as they are relevant to your course. The competition for DSSC is fierce and you need all the leverage that you can get

3. You are a soldier. Zero your mind: Whether you get in via DSSC or SSC, or you are a male or female, you are first a soldier before anything else. Insurgency, violence and terrorism is not stopping anytime soon. Read the news. So zero your mind and be ready for the worst as you embark on this journey

4. Passion is not enough. Is this really your calling?: Everybody attributes their interest in the Army to passion. Even I did. But trust me, it takes more than passion. It also involves it being God’s ultimate plan for you.

As you speak to the God of your realization regarding this journey every morning, appeal to Him to make it come to pass IF it is His perfect will for you. Otherwise, pray that it doesn’t work out and that He gives you the fortitude to move on, for your own sake and those of your loved ones. Apologies if I sound religious or sanctimonious, it just that I learnt a lot on this journey.

Let me indulge us

In 2016, I was evicted for having a flat foot, shortsightedness in my right eye and umbilical hernia. Read details here: https://www.nairaland.com/3319739/nairalanders-experience-army-ssc-course. Obviously, two of these defects are irreparable and a layman (and maybe a spiritual discerning eye) would have dismissed my military ambition based on them. But I thought they were just obstacles that I could surmount. So, in December 2017, under the encouragement of explosiveskull (brother, how have you been?) I went under the knife and repaired my umbilical hernia. I was ready for course 45.

In October or so, in 2018, course 45 form came out and I applied again. This time, I had very senior men strategically stationed to help me pull through. They all gave unflinching assurances of assistance. There were all indications that I was going to get in. You guys needed to see me at the airport, about to embark on the journey from Lagos to Abuja. My morale was roof-breaking. Signing was done at MS office, Abuja. Soldiers just dey pay me compliments as they thought I was a young officer, with my well-shaved face. From Abuja, I took off to NDA to report with very high morale!!

Barely 3 days into the screening exercise, on the night of the day we wrote our exam at Command Secondary School, NDA, I encountered a mysterious catastrophe.

We were on the parade ground, in the bone-chilling cold till around 11pm or so when we began filing up according to our states to go back to our hostels. Sergeant Dauda then ordered us to look around and pick up any dirt on the parade ground and dispose it off. Being from Abia state, Adamawa happened to be closest to us. A candidate from Adamawa state then picked up a PET bottle, and in a bid to dispose it off, he flung it towards me and it went straight into my left eye – my good eye.

The force was so much that I lost vision in the eye immediately. My life replayed before me in split seconds and I saw my loving family and fiancée, and colleagues at the office. I wondered how I was going to face them back home with one eye. I screamed and began begging them to take me to MRS, but the soldiers refused that an officer must sign for me to go for treatment. Sgt. Dauda thought I was pranking. He even gave me a dirty slap across my face for shouting, but when light was shone on the eye and saw it, he shouted. Two of my good friends had to hold me by the hand and led me back to the hostel as I am severely short-sighted in my right eye. I refused to look in the mirror at the hostel coz I knew the sight would haunt me forever. But people who saw the eye said my eyeball rescinded and my conjunctiva was blood red and sunken

That night, I couldn’t sleep. I wept like a baby. The Army dream didn’t matter to me anymore. I just wanted my vision back.

It was until the next morning I began to see little flickers of light. But I had now become acutely short-sighted in the affected eye because of what I later discovered to be an inflammation of my optic nerve due to the blunt trauma I suffered, plus my pupil was severely dilated that I was very photo-sensitive. My friend had to give me his sun-shades to protect the eye from light. I was in excruciating pain. For those of us who began course 45 screening from day 1, you will remember a big guy that wore dark shades the morning we began medicals. That was me.

So that morning we began medical screening and we were taken to Afaka in that long bus. Godfather was on ground to waive my flatfoot and blood pressure (which had now developed because of the incident). But they gave me some drugs for my eye and directed me to return the next day so that they will conduct screening on both eyes

The next morning, there was little to no improvement in the eye, plus I was now feeling very sick because of the pain I was passing through. I just couldn’t go on with exercise anymore. I needed to treat my eye before I lose it completely. So I dropped a note for the board that morning, carried my kaya and left NDA by 5am. I first went to National eye centre or so at NDA bypass, from there I returned to Lagos. Senior men are still angry with me, that I am a runaway cadet…lol.

I suffered that period and spent a lot of money treating the eye. The eye has improved, but it is a little smaller than the other one now; the pupil is still dilated, and I have to wear sunglasses when the sun is scorching and I occasionally see flashes of light from the corner of my eye. The eye consultant said I could be at risk of retinal detachment, but I pray it doesn’t deteriorate to that level. Amen.

In retrospect now, I think the Military wasn’t my calling at all. I was just being desperate, under the guise of passion, even though I was not doing badly in my civilian life. God placed those physical impediments (flatfoot and shortsightedness) to deter me from the career path, but I was very hellbent so He let that very mysterious incident happen to me. The question I kept asking myself was

- Why didnt that bottle hit me on the chin or forehead or nose or just somewhere else? It went straaaaaight into my eye. My eyelid wasn’t scratched one bit. Just straight in my eye
- Why did that incident happen a night to medical and not the next day so that I would at least do my eye test and move on?
- Why didn’t the bottle hit me in my already weak eye (right eye) so that the eye test would be done on the good eye and it will be assumed that I am shortsighted in my right eye because of the trauma?

Many many questions rampaging in my mind! But I suspect that if that incident hadn’t happen, I would have encountered a worse one during training and maybe on the job itself.

Before now, I doubt I ever pursued an ambition as resolutely as I pursued the Army ambition. I was not even up to the minimum age when i applied in 2016. For 5years of my life, I lived, breathed, dreamt the dream. I don’t exactly have regrets, I just feel sad that it ended the way it did.

In all, I have come to appreciate my life more.

Again, I apologize if I scared anyone. That wasn’t the intent of this tip. The aim is for you to do a lot of soul-searching as you embark on this journey

5. Move on. It is not the end of the world for you: In the next couple of weeks and months, the Army shortlistment will shatter a lot of hearts. The heartbreak will be worse than the one your first girl/boyfriend gave you, especially if you reached the final stage of the interview with high hopes but did not make final shortlistment. But try to move on, It is not the end of the world. Better things await you.

Finally, as I drop my pen, I want to render a heartfelt appreciation to Ugo4u. The benevolence of this young man transcends beyond the posts he makes here. His nature is just kind-hearted. I was stressed when I got into Kaduna, and he harboured me for a few hours. That evening, we even went to town to photocopy my documents before I entered NDA. Bro, I saw the sparkle in your eyes as you bade me farewell just when I boarded that bus to NDA. How you wished I got in. I apologize for not living up to your expectations, bro. The higher powers didn’t want me to. Please relay my regards to mumsy.

PS: I didn’t apply for course 46. The Army dream is now dead and buried. We have dreamt new dreams and we are now chasing them. For as many that applied, I wish you what I would have wished myself. For those who will eventually get in, I earnest pray that God preserves your life as you navigate through the uncertainties of this career.

Amen.

[b]We have dreamt new dreams and we are now chasing them[b] So Emotional

ItzNas:
I am in Abuja airport currently on my way to Maiduguri with a 12:30pm flight to catch. On the check-in queue and I noticed a familiar face. I knew it had to with NNPC. That was my interview panel chairman, 10th July, Panel 23. GT Accounting. We exchanged greetings and even before I asked, he said and I quote "Is your result out yet?". I replied no, we were hoping it would be out this week, any info sir?. He said he doesn't have any info regarding the recruitment, that even for them NNPC staff, they don't know what is happening. His role was just to conduct the interviews and he wished me luck. He couldn't even assure me if it would be out this September.

Voltrons will soon tell you to take down the pictures in 3..2...1....

ItzNas:
I am in Abuja airport currently on my way to Maiduguri with a 12:30pm flight to catch. On the check-in queue and I noticed a familiar face. I knew it had to with NNPC. That was my interview panel chairman, 10th July, Panel 23. GT Accounting. We exchanged greetings and even before I asked, he said and I quote "Is your result out yet?". I replied no, we were hoping it would be out this week, any info sir?. He said he doesn't have any info regarding the recruitment, that even for them NNPC staff, they don't know what is happening. His role was just to conduct the interviews and he wished me luck. He couldn't even assure me if it would be out this September.

Voltrobs will soon tell you to take down the pictures in 3..2...1....

Oliviajones:


Guy, were you paid twice?

The joke is on the guy now

Beeam:
Abi wayray dey worry this one ni?

Shey na me no get IQ abi?

I wee soon start writing big English about McKinsey, Chevron amd Shell now....

mathology5431:
Thank you everyone! To all members of this great platform! We say a big thank you, to our speakers @unclejarus @mosgoon @Teaser @number5 @easysnipermoney and my co fellow local men @gbriels @enrypech @bobowaja @chastey @femokleen @ladyjane @ladyheaven @Gybms @Benflash @jobseekar @souljar and many more! I will keep on updating this list till all notable local men are recognized and documented!
It is with great elation we thereby bring to a close this divine program of progress. As we await our APL to fall in, I wish us all God's grace and Goodluck!
Mehn! I love you y'all
Tomorrow is a big day!
Signed
Mathology
Zonal secretary, Association for Local men committee for NNPC

Thank God say no be you dey share APL... I don mark your face like that

Nice write up man.. I felt it in my veins. Keep the flames burning

number5:
Well, as the distinguished history keeper of this great association, it is my duty to present to us all in this grand event, the history of this thread and subsequently, that of the prestigious association of local men and women (AOLMAW) OF NNPC.

The thread was created by one of our very own @Dmainman on Wednesday, the 13th of march 2019 at exactly 2:39pm. It turned out that one of the most decorated government owned company had published an advert for vacancies in its various subsidiaries..

Till this very day, the number of persons who registered online for the recruitment is unknown, though some sources have stated something in the range of 800 thousand and/or above. Registration process was greatly marred by difficlties in uploading passports which made a good number of applicant to fall out of the race.

A month after the online registration closed, came the invite for a cbt test. It is rumoured among local men and women, that about 60000 persons wrote the cbt test all over the country in about 190 cbt test centers. The cbt test was considerably thought to be 'cheap' by a good number of local men and women while others felt it was a deliberate setup by the organizers as they were very aware of online platforms like this one that had dished out various test past questions with a lot of difficult samples. Yours faithfully, the distinguished historian wrote his cbt in one of the middle belt states, 7am and he was very excited as evident to the cordinators. He had looked forward to this for "years".

Invite for interview came less than a month after the cbt exams were conducted. It came with mixed feelings as joy sparkled the air for those who had received while those who did not receive, broke down amidst tears.
It is worthy to note that this period was crucial to the formation of the prestigious association of local men and women as it brought pioneers of the association into limelight, notable amongst these great men and women are:

Sir jarus, mosgoon, enireqx, teaser4, beeam, bobowaje, chasteguy, macgyver1, gbyms, csrockefeller, gbriels, mathology, sempumpingson woman, danxplore, mosphy4, klassd, 22general,larride, bodylicious, stevie55, benflash, enrypech, tejiri44, C1212, jobseeker, cybersecfreak, swargu, realisticj, greatken, sandieeee, kevlala, moogoogaipan, emmyteetosin, dorado, darella, geektrovert, sibabe thespark, souljar etc, special mentions to Xfire, and my humble self, number5.

Prior to a 9days interview experience conducted at the Nnpc towers, central business district abuja, Intelligent men and women displayed professionalism and decorum as we all prepared towards the experience of a life time. It can be very well recalled that it was at this junction that a certain mosaic4gooners, ex mckinsey, way ahead of the world dude came into limelight. He offered to share a room with anyone interested at sheraton hotels and towers just a few minuites drive from central area, abuja. It remains unknown if anyone took his offer, but that young man would go a long way to make ripples and leave his marks on the sands of time in this thread.

Interview came and went and the AOLMAW was born, chasteguy with the memes, teaser4 with the cut edge pidgin, jarus with drop-dead composure , sempumping with the pumping sauce, beeam with the agbero mentality, and ehmmmm, mosgoon with LOMS

It was also at this point were LOMS was making air waves that burnt sauces, zobo and checking of something was introduced. The aforementioned, are the non-negligible signature of the members of the association of local men and women.

At some point, other notable persons joined the race and added soured sauce (ladyjane, ladyheaven, ademmy, cliffwood, tonyhopkins, easymoneysniper, timilehinpeter, etc)

The access bank theory propounded by larride and the one percent theory by flowolf09 remains the official theory of this great association till date, though the journey has been characterized by notable players jumping ship, most notable from the Access bank theory ship (popularly known as ABT) players like beeam, darella, chasteguy, swargu, flow09, bobowaje, sempumpingson, enireqx, cocococo and its founder, larride.. The impact of the ABT was most felt at the time when a certain anyam 'king in the north' terhemba ran rampage and did great havoc among the members of the association. Special mention in that regard, to cocococo, a brother who was massively hit by king anyams sniper and he 'lost all his ability to can'.

Massive shots by king anyam, and his two foot-soldiers: farouk freedom and lazarus maikalu, ensured that even someone as rigid as jarus confessed that its not an easy life for a local man trying to can.

We can't forget the bromance that broke out between members of the association in the course of the run of time. Notably experienced were between jiang and pumpingson, chasteguy and ladyjane, etc

Brethren, ladies and mentlegen, what is left of the recruitment is undoubtedly a few days but the periods that spanned from inception till date is one wich will never be forgotten by the members of this prestigious thread, NNPC HQ, Nairaland community and the Ghost readers.

If you're years into the future reading this post, no matter were the eagle landed, be very well assured that we made a name for ourselves, we carved a niche, we made our prints in the sands of our time and against all odds, every single member of this prestigious association went on to have a wonderful and successful career.

At this junction, i would crave our indulgence to observe a minuite silence for one of our senior brother/colleague who lost his life in the course of the run of time (NNPC HR STAFF WHO DIED 3rd September 2019, MR DEWARI AYE) A minuite silence.


Special mentions to the official dreamer of the association, all local men and women i failed to mention, all the ghost readers, and all who had to put up with our attitudes, banter and jokes whilist looking for ONLY serious info. This post would not be complete if i dont chip in my official meme (find attached)


Yours faithfully, i remain the history keeper of the prestigious ASSOCIATION OF LOCAL MEN AND WOMEN (AOLMAW)


number5, first of my name, reader of books and keeper of knowledge of the time stream.

Abeg what was @C12112 failed theory again??

ElZackzacky2019:


You've said nothing much. Source ko, source ni. By tomorrow, @Easymoneysniper might remain a silent observer like @C12112.

According to your thinking, this month get 29 abi??

mathology5431:
Wooow the 9th theory......are you ready!!!!! ......this space is hereby booked for APL testimony!...... But thinking of which, what if 9th turned to 19th.... just thinking sha

Massive See Finish

Rahl444:
..Thank you o
But plz can you use the 'Fear of God' to tell us categorically what's exactly is going on ?We know your wife works in DPR that's how you got the few non_relevant info you got concerning DPR recruitment.

This time around can you help us ask your presume concubine in NNPC to tell us categorically what's going on...
Is the cancellation theory still true?
Is the APL already given out to people well connected like you?

Or just you choose to peddle more negative news here since the Xenophobic attacks is not enough bad news for you?

We are all ready

Easymoneysniper:
APL is closer than you all except. It's just sad that there are a lot of people named Thomas here.


Why I'm I still talking. Next week is almost here. I'm ready for all smoke.

ChasteGhuy:
tnkq for sharing

My guy, I want to know why you keep thanking every one of them for dropping links here

A proper school of thought.. Apt

Kevlala:


Bro/Sis, u will be wasting time to think NNPC will go and print those documents u uploaded online during application.

Furthermore, the hard copy u went with on the interview day have been stored inside massive Ghana must go bags. If u observed u would see big bags at the back of those guys calling names at the amphitheater. Nobody will go and search for successful
applicants file there.

U will be required to do fresh documentation.

mathology5431:

ah dey feel you my local man!

I dey one corner dey observe... APL is the ultimate goal here.

Beeam:
Where u dey since?


I don comot their camp since 3 weeks ago when I got confirmation in my account that TFARE = APL

Way to go

klem93:
Everyone chill from a reliable source o, una alert go soon land... Its processed batch by batch so chill and don't answer any yeye 1% analysis... the only people that can talk about the outcome of the interview is your chief panelist and FCC.... Everyone that inputted their account number will be paid in due time. In his statement he said transport fare is not associated with any APL or interview result, the transport fare is just a way to show thank you for the stresses you've been through... My sauce get pepper o taste and see by waiting for urs and don't let one local man give you HBP....

This right here.. Keep it moving

Beeam:
We said we no want alert, u dey prophesy rubbish

Na ur own alert go land in Insha Allah

you still don't want it right??

Ladyjane5657:


Will be best u read it.. Trust me... E go scare u

Read it, and stuff like that won't stop happening around here and thank your star you woke from that dream.... I won't say much.

mathology5431:

Ahhhaaaa Local man sabi level sha!!!!!....... e be like say we jam for road abi.......that food no b here oooo.....as ah dey go for resumption by October ah fit travel back to Abuja by road coz of that Amala!

lol.. We no jam we gather dey the same bus but you know say local man no dey shout.....me don tire for amala, na there mad pounded yam I chop.

mathology5431:
I love what I am seeing, local man will finally be paid, it's a good life all along, I think APL is in sight.....e dey smell like the Amala n Ewedu with Saki wey dey my front!
5th GT mk dem start sharp sharp!

Like the one wey you chop for Ekiti on your way to Abuja abi?

Batch Theory deleted... But already in quote.. No hiding place on this street.

squad1234:
Alert Received!!!

EH: Account and Finance.
Interviewed: 5th July
CBT: Lagos

Shot fired!!! I repeat RPG incoming