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Burningstar:
I have a thing for cars .



By the op some of those still fall under money.

With all due respect, does ur daddy have a car?

Op, ladies don't know what they want. They want everything that will make their lives easy.

This post has a potential to hit the front page.

phabuloz:
For sure the promiscuous ones have tasted all of em

Mznelly, which one av u tasted?


Prettythickme, which one is ur favourite?



Tohpahz, which one do u like?



Twaci, which will hit ur g spot?


Subbied, how many have u tasted? U look like someone dat will like sex very well.

Op, if I hear say u buy am for 2million. Abi u don buy am ni? Some people just like to show off.



Some nairaland ladies will fall for his trick now. He can use it as an opportunity to fvck some nairaland ladies, the ones dat extremely likes money.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Arrant Nonsense! [/color]

Do u av a b.f?


U r too harsh for my liking. U must be violent in real life.

SarahBabyxx:
Lol na by skin color nii

Enter wetin??

Naaah! That's actually one of the things I detest in this life

U detest sex?

SarahBabyxx:
Zero

U wey u yellow like paw paw like dis! If I hear.

U can't have a single b.f. If u gv me chance, Me sef don't mind entering the place.


I sure say u go dey do big daddy def.

Honestly, I don't know why I av that feeling. Mayb because of the rate of sexual immorality among our youths. U ll Hear casual fling, one night stand, party, group se.x.


Cc: lalasticlala
farano
Ishilove
Prettythickme
Missmossy
Mznelly
Standd
Tosyne2much
Missclasssy
Falconey
Blackett
Thesonofmark
Ngozi247
Kingtom
orijin101
Tohpahz
Twaci
Subbied
Mzlaurel

chimerase2:
I hate threads witout morale

When the ladies start commenting, the morale will be exposed. Don't go anywhere, follow the topic, u will learn a lot.

Merlissa:
4


The more the merrier

Dat reason is too minute. What r the functions of the four? State them.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Make my right scrotum explode if any girl talk true for this thread [/color]

Nice one. Help me generate comments well. Dem go comment now

No time to waste time, go straight to the point.

How many b.fs do u have and y?

Petra23:
okay i don't mean wizkid (wizzy) bt rather lil wayne(Weezy).btw,i don ansa u.i don't do sh.it cus it stains.

U fine o, na wtin dey make me ta si u like dis.



I wan run ya parole.

Petra23:
Guy u be mtn?everywhere i go ni.well,i don't do shit cuz weezy says shit stains.shey u roger now?

Wetin concern wizzy with dis matter?

Just answer yes or no.

Petra23:
okay,ur pix says otherwise.

U no gv me ans. Dem don gv u through the back door?

Petra23:
lol.babe u know what it is na.

I be male lah. Dem don gv u through the back door before?

Petra23:
I fink lecturers cuz smany bitches over there aint ready to sit their butts down and go through their books.they rather pass through the back door in other to get the scores.

Through the back door? Hmmmmm, Back door! I get it.

kayciano:
This one na question..
Na lecturers..

THE QUESTION should be CHRIST'S EMBASSY PASTORS and LECTURERS who are prone seductresses more.?

Na only christ embassy hot girls dey?

She looks like morgana.

Twaci:
Thanks dear . I had no idea!

*blushing*

Uwc. Btw, gv me ya number lah. I heard ur voice note, I like to hear more of it.




That voice fit make person cum.

ginawest:
lovely kids....her daughter z rily pretty

Prettier dan u?

cowgirl9090:
I guessed right twaci. I wanted to be sure its not her but wondering why a guy would put up a female picture

She is beautiful. Follow me bk, and send ur pictures to ma mail, I like to c ur ugly face.


Beautiful girls flaunts their pictures on nairaland.

cowgirl9090:
I want to remain anonymous,sorry. you look biuriful

dats nt me on ma dp. r u new to nairaland? Dats d 1st runner up miss nairaland contest. M a male lah.

cowgirl9090:
jisos!

thank God I did the needful

Upload ya pic lah

cowgirl9090:
I happened to have met a guy,we exchanged contact and smiles.

I wasn't comfortable because he met me around my home and now he already knows how and when to find me.


and just like I had predicted he came around the following day hoping to see me and he did but to my greatest surprise he started like a nursery school pupil reciting a well known poem... . " Baby I love you
. Baby I need you. . You are all I need
. I will die for you
. Every time I think
about you
. My heart beats"

I still Haven't blinked. I replied almost immediately "I SEE" followed with "can you please excuse me my mum just called me,see you some other time, still holding my breath i walked away towards home.

I received the shock of my life the following day been a Sunday evening when I approached the gates and saw him. The following ensued..

guy: (spreads his arms to hug me and pout lips to kiss me!)
me : (draws back) what are you doing here!
guy: hug me, its not a big deal you know?
me : it is. you are a total stranger . today is Sunday and I can understand that you are "high" tomorrow when you don "cool" we talk.

I had to get a cab to a friends place because climbing that lonely stair with him still there may result to something else. I warned him never to come near me again and further deleted his number.

Why is it that some guys are so quick to profess love within few days of meeting is it love or lust or their is this bad intention behind such act. but I also noticed that its rampant among well endowed ladies!

Na sex he dey find. Mayb u luk sexy and he has already imagined himself fvcking u.




Truth be told, he sees u as a sex tool.

Prettyvhickie:
i dnt blame u,,do u knw y??becox u ar insane

Ur b.f is insane nt me. M done replying u.

Prettyvhickie:
This does'nt make sense

If u r nt a virgin, keep quiet.


How many av u tasted out of them all?

I'm tired of ladies that r pretenders. That's a mere drawing on a paper and I'm sure that u av seen it in real life and u av been fvcked with it. U r just an hypocrite.

Missmossy, I can not wait again, let's make babies.

See fine children, to born con dey hungry me.

FLAWLES:
.NO

I luv u too, dats all.

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