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Education › Re: UNILORIN Students Nab Two Thieves During Night Class (Photos) by Emodeee: 11:40am On Jun 02, 2015
Some people are using dis opprtunity to famz as unilorin student, nawa for una o. Must u famz ni?
c them "I know ma sch, they will face tanke"
I jez giggle.
Events › Re: Photo-my Pre-wedding Pix, All Nairalanders Invited. by Emodeee: 11:17am On Jun 02, 2015
Nairalanders get bad mouth. Na everything u c u must talk? Leave them alone jare.




Intending wife, intending husband, I salute ur courage, u r not shy to let us know that u r devoted christians. It's evident u both met in church and u r going to be doing a christian wedding.

Don't mind the nairalanders that have bad mouth,
U both r wonderfully made. Ur intending wife is beautiful, u as the intending husband, u r handsome.


The lord will bless ur home, ur family. That very night that u guys will mate after ur wedding, that action will result into pregnancy and ur wife will deliver safely. Don't forget to also invite us for the naming ceremony.


Happy married life in advance.
Politics › Re: Oby & Pastor Chinedu Ezekwesili At Inauguration Thanksgiving (pictured) by Emodeee: 10:09am On Jun 02, 2015
kodded:
Please what is that woman in blue doing ? shocked huh undecided
She is frying akara
Politics › Re: Oby & Pastor Chinedu Ezekwesili At Inauguration Thanksgiving (pictured) by Emodeee: 10:09am On Jun 02, 2015
See how she dey look dat man like "no shake me abeg"
Education › Re: Anyone With Special Center For GCE!!!!!! by Emodeee: 9:20am On Jun 01, 2015
In lagos? Holla at me.
Rap Battles › Re: Battle Rap El-classico! 007bruce Vs Darkrebel666 (Season 1) by Emodeee: 11:58pm On May 31, 2015
Where can I download y'all bars on the internet? I wanna hear ya bars.
Romance › Re: 5 Things Guys Should Stop Doing That Makes Girls Feel Arrogant by Emodeee: 10:22pm On May 31, 2015
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Like Asking Questions They Dont Want Truthful Answers To? by Emodeee: 8:57pm On May 31, 2015
MizTyna:
Believe me,i'm not one to ask a guy that. Especially when all the blood meant for his brain and other parts is centred on his 3rd leg. Also anybody can say anything,i'll rather a guy shows me he loves me by his actions.
#smiles@u taking shots at guys thinking with their joystick.

So u mean u don't ask questions when he is about getting down there?
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Like Asking Questions They Dont Want Truthful Answers To? by Emodeee: 8:02pm On May 31, 2015
MizTyna:
You want me to bless your ministry with an uppercut? cheesy
Hmmmmm.... So u r nt one of them? When he is about inserting his dick, u will ask " do u luv me?" what do u expect him to say? Somebody that already has an erected dick. U expect him to say no? He won't dear. Most girls ask dis question and I'm sure u've once asked a guy d same question. Perhaps, when u were innocent.
Politics › Re: Korede Bello Makes Mistake While Greeting President Buhari by Emodeee: 7:13pm On May 31, 2015
Op, he get money pass u.
Romance › Re: Why Do Women Like Asking Questions They Dont Want Truthful Answers To? by Emodeee: 6:36pm On May 31, 2015
MizTyna:
Well i dont. I ask questions,you better tell me the truth. Sometimes,people know the answers to questions they ask you,they only want a confirmation. Anything i wouldnt like the answer to,i dont ask. Easy!
Shut up! U do.
Romance › Re: A Survey On Two Forms Of Pleasure by Emodeee: 11:54pm On May 30, 2015
JayneStephanie:
Ministry of Sexx Styles and Enjoyment Techniques (MOSSET) grin
I guess u r d minister there.

Ladies and gentle men, gv it up for Minister of MOSSET.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hey Guys Let Meet Ourselves - I'm Mz_favour by Emodeee: 11:40pm On May 30, 2015
Mzfavour is a boy.
Family › Re: Whom To Blame!!! by Emodeee: 11:26pm On May 30, 2015
Romance › Re: What Is It That Your Spouse Does That U Dislike? by Emodeee: 1:02pm On May 30, 2015
She likes money too much.

"Buy me dis, buy me dat. Take me to the cinemas, recharge ma phone, let's go to the salon together.
Let's go to tfc, buy me a new phone, I want a new car, the last one u bought for me is obsolete, I want the car that is trending. Send money to ma bank account, it's almost empty. Let's go shopping"


I need money to do all these, she likes money too much. Why am I even giving her so much money? Her veejay is delicious. U gat to taste it to know what m talking about.
Romance › Re: Life!!! by Emodeee: 12:46pm On May 30, 2015
trendy01:
older than 25
U dey find husband and ur life is disorganised?
Romance › Re: Life!!! by Emodeee: 12:28pm On May 30, 2015
So how old r u now?
Celebrities › Re: Nairalander Attends Patoranking's All White Birthday Party (photos) by Emodeee: 11:44am On May 30, 2015
I don't know why these fools like to fvck around with celebrities that don't give a fvck about them.


C 2face, he is nt even smiling. Na by force the op use take that picture with 2face. I think he is not aware of the shots.
Politics › Re: Ambode Creates Ministry Of Employment, Two Other Offices In Lagos by Emodeee: 10:07am On May 30, 2015
Ymodulus:
Am an Undisputed Buhari Fan, but I have to say am not happy with this move.

This is how it starts and soon we will see them creating ministry of salary and allowances. I just don't want to say this is an Initial Eye - Service popularly known by Nigerians as "Initial Garagara".


My President of humble above, in person of President Buhari (Grand Commander Federal Republic of Nigeria, GCFR) is talking of merging ministries, some of his governors like Ambode is talking of creating new ones. Some pertinent questions need to be asked with Ambode's auction, questions such as:
1. Will the office of overseas affairs and Investment (LAGOS GLOBAL) not be duplicating ministry of Foreign Affairs?
2. what will be the difference between Ministry of Wealth creation and Employment and Ministry of Labour and Productivity?


I understand, believe without doubt that Ambode is the right man for the JOB of Governor Lagos state, as I see him as a man who knows the needs, desires and yearnings of not just lagosians but even lagoon visitors of Lagos state. However I think he should recount his action here and not deviate from the path of glory as set by his predecessor who is no other person, but our hero Fashola. To this I rest my case.

.


Ymodulus






"I am for everybody; And I am for nobody. - @MBuhari. #EagleSquare #DemocracyDay #NewNigeria"
Well said.
Family › Re: He Found A Condom In His Mum's Bag..what Should He Do? by Emodeee: 9:35am On May 30, 2015
bobolizim:
seriously,as if i am d only one observing that...i dont get...cant she be disciplined?must one satisfy one's body?
Don't mind them. One said "she needs oiling" the other said "she is a human being nt a wood."

from their statement u can decipher dat they are non virgins.



U know what? Dis generation is crazy about sex.



All the girls that av commented above are non virgins.
Family › Re: He Found A Condom In His Mum's Bag..what Should He Do? by Emodeee: 9:21am On May 30, 2015
Dis thread dey funny me. C the ladies supporting her. If they were in the same shoes, they will do the same.
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by Emodeee: 2:24am On May 30, 2015
[quote author=oyin17 post=34232659][/quote]Na u dey reign now o. Everybody wan fvck u.


Cheap things attracts so many buyers.
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by Emodeee: 2:11am On May 30, 2015
[quote author=oyin17 post=34232659][/quote]U no dey sleep? Gv me ya number let's make midnight call.
Romance › Re: I Opine Dat Any Girl Above 20 Is Not A Virgin. by Emodeee(op): 1:18am On May 30, 2015
sinaj:
shocked

I think Blackett is correct!

u dnt av to generalise because u met few bad eggs.

I know there are good girls out there nd virgins above 20yrs too that d op is yet to meet coz of his limited social circle just as Blackett insinuated wink


beside those stuffs u typed there aint called for cool
One of the signs dat a girl is a non virgin, she start taking sides.


U sef reason am well lah. At what age were u deflowered? In ya secondary school and u nvr reach 20 dat time.


Did u notice? Those who support ma opinion are more than those of u who are against it.
Romance › Re: I Opine Dat Any Girl Above 20 Is Not A Virgin. by Emodeee(op): 1:10am On May 30, 2015
MzNelly:
And the statistics on men?

Where's that too?
U nvr reach 20, so keep quiet. If u nvr fvck, b4 u reach 20 u go don fvck, e sure me. Mayb me sef go do ma own, who knws?




4get about men, if a man is a virgin, what is the prove dat he is a virgin? No proof.


We are talking about the ladies cos there is always a proof. If u tell me now that u r a virgin, I will ask for proof. If I tell u dat I'm a virgin, u av no choice than to believe me cos there is no proof.
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Ladies Do Because They Want To Be Seen As Big Girls by Emodeee: 12:56am On May 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Blame it on konji cheesy
Konji is a .........cheesy




Dey flex dey go.
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Ladies Do Because They Want To Be Seen As Big Girls by Emodeee: 12:45am On May 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Maaaa no lie you, me sef dey molest babes oooo cheesy
Really! dem kukuma dey like am, silly girls.





Wetin dey trigger u to molest though?
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Ladies Do Because They Want To Be Seen As Big Girls by Emodeee: 12:28am On May 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hehehehhehe cheesy

At the bolded, how u take know ? cheesy
Na true lah. Those of us wey nice like dis, dem no dey follow us. U go see girl wey her b.f dey violently molest her, she go still dey say "I luv him" isn't dat crazy?


I know say u no dey molest, na badmouthing u dey do.


No lele. Dey flex dey go. If u fvck any nairalander, don't hesitate to let me know.
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Ladies Do Because They Want To Be Seen As Big Girls by Emodeee: 12:14am On May 30, 2015
tosyne2much:
No be me oooo boss


I go drop my own tomorrow cheesy
No lele. Na u we sabi for dis kain topics. U sabi bash ladies ehn, no wonder dem dey follow u.



Ladies detest nice guys - emodeee.
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Ladies Do Because They Want To Be Seen As Big Girls by Emodeee: 12:07am On May 30, 2015
When I c the topic, I think say na tosyne2much create am, until I checked to find out dat it's another person.
Romance › Re: 10 Shameful Things Ladies Do Because They Want To Be Seen As Big Girls by Emodeee: 12:01am On May 30, 2015
Even the guilty ones in real life will be condemning here online. Wey ole nor go catch ole? E go dey. Silly hypocrites.
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - NOMINATION & VERIFICATION THREAD. by Emodeee: 8:15pm On May 29, 2015
oyin17:
I don't follow fools like u, don't bother to follow me. peace
Ur b.f, na him be fool. Those wey dey fvck u, na them be fool.



Silly non virgin.




Dirty girl.




I wan consider u b4 bt u r too dirty for my liking.




Fvck u? I won't do dat.

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