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olatricia:
Come again please. I can't make any sense out of that

Read it again.

olatricia:
Nah. But i wish am from somewhere else apart from where i am from. I guess that Mars would ve been better

BTW, Some said twaci won, others said sandranub...

U r nt fully herBreast(abreast) of information here on nairaland. Tohpahz is the official miss nairaland.

tohpahz:
Lolzz.. if u send me queenly recharge card nko??
Nothing go do u na..
I dey wait

Na u win lah, celebrate the victory 1st, we will talk about queenly recharge card later.

[quote author=MzNelly post=34079019][/quote]Mznelly likes me, 4get dat rubbish she wrote in her diary.

tohpahz:
Smh. I no see your campaign

Wetin u dey talk nw? Ntn for boiz?

Follow me back joorh, mk u send Thank u recharge card to ma mail. I know say na u go win lah. U get mouth pass twaci, no be by popularity, na by intelligence.


Tohpahz, miss nairaland 2015, I love you.

tohpahz:
Lolzz.. but u no vote mi.. so

I no vote any contestant. I campaigned for u and twaci lah. Abi u don forget ni? Wey twaci dey do like say na she go win the contest.

Tohpahz, hw many times will I call u? Where is ma own share? I dey dere wen dem dey beg u to contest o, nw u don win, u dey do anyhow.

may3:
.....nysc pix

Orobo kibo

Who is a prostitute? A prostitute is someone who collects, extorts, money from the opposite sex for a reciprocal gesture of sexual pleasure. If u no feel d pleasure nko? Shee u go collect ur money back? If I hear, ur money done go be dat.

Y do I refer to u as a prostitute even though u know within ursef that u r nt a prostitute? It's because of the wrong impression u create in people's mind. Sporting sexually suggestive dresses will create an awful impression dat "the person going over there is a lovepeddler" because they are aware dat only lovepeddlers are used to dressing like dat.







2ndly, If u collect money from ur b.f b4 having sex with him, u r a lovepeddler: many of u ladies who have numerous boyfriends and u have each and everyone of them after monetary due must av been paid, u fall in this category.

Cc: lalasticlala

tohpahz:
You no see me.. e no mean say i no dey..

Celebrate d victory lah. Wetin u go gv boiz?

[quote author=lagmostkuit post=33947216][/quote]I like the way that u package ur boobs.

queencalipso:
wish I. Contested, who knows I may have won.


Runs outta thread

The fact that u bleached will nt make u win the election. Do u fink it's by bleaching?

[quote author=Twaci post=34066212][/quote]Is dis nt d girl dat didn't win miss nairaland?


Tosyne2much, sheee seun done deactivate ur account?

Twaci:
Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not a lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes annoying attitudes.

Leggo!

1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date.... Another conclusion comes to mind.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Do add yours guys!

11. Pls, don't forget her birthday, if u do, u will hear " u didn't wish me a happy birthday". Girls cherish birthday like crazy.

KingTom:
You no get miss call, I will

Thanks.

prettythicksme:
heavy,heavy

Hp say d ice cream wey dey inside no pour for ur hand?

KingTom:
I want your v, v is a shape? Guy you no well I swear

Lol... it was just a freestyle.

Share it make plenty people download am.

I wan dey hear d song for people phone.

prettythicksme:
yes,na me

How the thing be, he too small abi e heavy for ur hand?

VictoriaBee:
If 80% of ladies are single, that means 80% of guys are also single.

So?

btw, singleness isn't a curse and it's better than being in the bondage called marriage.

Who says marriage is a bondage?

prettythicksme:
chai guys don suffer,see their babes

No be u dey touch him kini so?

KingTom:
Nice, and your back up singer sounds like Korede bello

#smiles, thanks. Yeah, he sounds like korede bello. U heard his name in the song, ryt?

Na him mess dem go detect now

[quote author=chubbygal post=34062512][/quote]Chubbygirl, let's c ur chubby picture lah. Wetin to prove say u chubby?

omowumee:
I no get ba3 to waste on you.. no fuel abeg

Sheee na lie ni? U fine like dis for real life? If I hear.

omowumee:
I no dey wear

Na lie. Btw, dats nt how u look in real life@ur dp.












Mehn, ladies too get many artificial things to enhance their beauty.